Explain to me HOW the Seahawks can't stop Steve Smith

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:17 am

trev wrote:The biggest troll job in the history of smack chat has yet to be revealed, fellas.

Canibus strikes again...

Willie McGee · Post by **Willie McGee** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:44 am

BBMarley wrote:Were you drunk when you posted your other shit takes in this thread as well?

My only "shit take" was spotting Smith 7 catches for 78 yards. He didn't get close to that. I guess you could call my prediction that the Seahawks would win by 14 a "shit take" since they won by 20. And you could also say that my assertion of the other Panther "weapons" as NFL Europers was a "shit take," in light of the event that they looked like arena football division 2 players tonight.
And before you argue "well, the mighty Goings got HURT!"...I'm sure even if his pussy ass had been knocked the fuck out for the season in the Bears game, you would have given me some stat about how Robertson ran for 10 straight 100 yard games in college.
Yeah, ROBERTSON....that was the fourth string running back who was in the game in the third quarter, catching dink and dunk passes against the Seattle prevent D, right around the time that the pussy moderators here started panicing and saying "oh FUCK. Steve Smith is getting locked the fuck up....Show Us Your Tits was dead on.. FUCK! Fuck it, let's ban him before he gets on here and lay wastes our asses."

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:48 am

trev wrote:The biggest troll job in the history of smack chat has yet to be revealed, fellas.

You've got that right.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:49 am

Willie McGee wrote:Rack the Seahawks for exposing the Giants and Bears as dumbasses.

Gotta agree with that.

The task got a bit easier for Seattle when Goings went out, but still, your point is completely valid.

They just were NOT going to let Smith beat them.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:08 am

yep

RACK the seaBags...and whichever TROLL Nic that called her shot. (feel free to re-register again.)

didn't expect that kind of performance from the Panthers.

SeaChickens played a Great game period.

M2 · Post by M2 » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:50 am

Rack the Troll!!!

The "so called" football guru's... seem to know actually very little when it comes to football.

Hey, AFC West tards/east coast trolls...

The best football is played out west... and you've been played!

the truth

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:53 pm

m2 wrote:
Hey, AFC West tards/east coast trolls...

The best football is played out west...

Umm, isn't that like a conundrum or something?

How pathetic to see a 9'ers fan reduced to swinging from the sacks of a former AFC West team, just because they now play in her still pathetic division.

Is it any wonder you're the Board Bitch?

I think not.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:07 pm

Show Us Your Tits wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
Btw and just so's you know....Smith is going to light it up against the 'hags just like he's done all season to everybody else.

See you in here tomorrow night. You refuse to listen to my simple logic and it will haunt you. Goings will be a NON-FACTOR. The Seahawks tackling has been phenominal as of late and they even shut Portis down last week. It's loud as shit in Seattle, much more than in Chicago, and there are too many things working against your Panthers. Now's your chance to back out and say that I am right and that the Seahawks will win win. Don't let time slip away....I plan on coming in here tomorrow night and calling out all of you by name; don't be on that list.

I'd be a gutless chickenshit of a pussy if I didn't come back in here, come correct, and give props where they are due. Sorta' like certain trolls who shall remain nameless who run around constantly creating and/or posting under multiple nics.

The troll "Show Us your Tits" was absolutely spot on in his analysis of that game, and I was dead fucking wrong. I'd given way to little credit to the Seahawks, and way too much credit to Carolina.

Props to you, Tits, or Willie Mcgee, or whoever you might be. Hell, you probably can't keep 'em all straight in your own mind. I do now know that you aren't Babs. A liitle birdie told me. Besides, Babs is never right about anything, so that rules that theory out right there.

You'd get much more respect 'round these parts if you'd stay with one nic.

M2 · Post by M2 » Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:10 am

War Wagon wrote:
m2 wrote:
Hey, AFC West tards/east coast trolls...

The best football is played out west...
Umm, isn't that like a conundrum or something?

How pathetic to see a 9'ers fan reduced to swinging from the sacks of a former AFC West team, just because they now play in her still pathetic division.

Is it any wonder you're the Board Bitch?

I think not.

~translation~

I had my ass handed to me in this thread... by the truth

m2

M2 · Post by M2 » Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:11 am

mvscal wrote:
m2 wrote:Rack the Troll!!!

The "so called" football guru's... seem to know actually very little when it comes to football.

Hey, AFC West tards/east coast trolls...

The best football is played out west... and you've been played!

the truth
AFC West 2005: 36-28

NFC West 2005: 28-36

mTool: 0

~translation~

I had my ass handed to me in this thread... by the truth

m2