What is this "Super Bowl?"

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What is this "Super Bowl?"

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Apparently, the Seahawks have been invited to a bowl game. I guess we all knew that someday our local NFL team would be downgraded and forced to play college teams, but I'd hoped that a new stadium would delay it for a bit.

I never seen so many hopelessly confused people.

I suggest that you make arrangements to put you and yours on a boat because a hard rain's gonna fail. A flood of epic proportions must be nigh. It seems like a good time to start praying.

BTW...Denver...nice aerials...one suggestion. Plant a fucking tree.
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What is this "Super Bowl"?
Well see, back before the two leagues had merged, and Tags was still a gleam in Rozelles eye (or was that Schottenheimers?), Lamar Hunt came up with this really cool idea. Seems he was watching his daughter play with this really cool space aged toy that NASA had invented, a fucking ball of hardened plastic or rubber or some such space aged shit (did I mention that NASA had invented it?) and this juiced fucking ball behaved unlike any normal ball that any god fearing American should expect it would. Seems it bounced like really high and they like called it a "Super Ball", and everyone was like suitably impressed with what NASA had wrought with their tax dollars.

So old Lamar, being the astute, cutting edge pioneer and risk taking businessman and having just witnessed this balls epicness, had a brilliant scheme hatch.

We shall from henceforth and ever call the NFL/AFL championship game the "Super Bowl"!!!

And we shall like number them with Roman numerals, and me and all my buddies are going to be RICH beyond our wildest lust filled, greedy dreams!!!

Everybody lived happily ever after.
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Moorese wrote:
BTW...Denver...nice aerials...one suggestion. Plant a fucking tree.
1. ALL the trees in Denver- except for cottonwoods which only grow on the banks of ditches & rivers- are planted; it's the fucking high desert for fuck-sakes

2. January, being in the middle of winter in the northern hemisphere (I don't know if it works the same in the U&L), means none of those planted trees have leaves on them at this time
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