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RACK THIS TEACHER!

Horseshit PC crowd will have a field day with this, until dude is reprimanded or fired. Shame. Dude should be promoted.

Also, whats up with the students? Someone should beat the crap outta the punkass, horse face loving bastard.
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The kid should'a took a baseball bat to the teachers head... and said he was just trying to teach him what it feels like to be black in the south.

I wonder if he would get the joke?




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kcdave wrote: Someone should beat the crap outta the punkass, horse face loving bastard.
This usually works great for me if dinner isnt ready or dishes arent done.

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What a fucking cunt you are, Dave. You'd be OK with this bullshit if your kid got punked like that from the other kids and teacher?


Personally, I would've beat the fuck out of the teacher and then proceeded to roll up the pussies who were stupid enough to throw crumbled up papers at me. Then again, my father was a different breed and taught me how to absolutely wreck ass quickly from a young age on up.

RACK him for that.

RACK that student for wearing his teams colors

UNRACK him for getting on his fucking knees (What the hell was he thinking? Nobody I knew would've done that shit in my high school days.)
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Post by rozy »

RACK the teacher for what? His unemployment checks?

queue Dave saying "I was just trolling, ha ha. Gotcha!" in 5..4..3..

You are trolling right?

Here, Dave, take a read why don't ya...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10965522/site/newsweek/


Further evidence of your idiotic opening salvo? You just got punked by m2. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Lames, why are you all up in my thread?

Do what you normally do on Monday night. Find a mirror, bask in your own glow, and enjoy another premature ejaculation.

Rozy, I dont see jack shit in that link that has anything related to a Chiefs fan hating the donks. Try again, moron.
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kcdave wrote:Lames, why are you all up in my thread?

Do what you normally do on Monday night. Find a mirror, bask in your own glow, and enjoy another premature ejaculation.

RACK me being your dome.




Fucking pathetic old bitch.

Admit that you wouldnt want to see your kid get waxed like this and i'll stop going upside your fucking head. If you're OK with something like that being done to your high school son by an adult and other high school dickheads, then you're either a liar or an incredibly big pussy.


Im betting that you're both.
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This teacher doesn't sound like the sharpest knife in the drawer.

That said, I'm betting the kid in question is a verrah big puss.

They probably deserved each other.
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Sounds like the kid missed the point of the lesson. That means the lesson wasn't very well put together.
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Post by Cicero »

The teacher was wrong but the kid is a pussy. he should have just laughed it off, had fun w/ it and then keyed the teachers car on the way to the parking lot.
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The teacher, John Kelly, forced Joshua Vannoy to sit on the floor and take the test Friday... Kelly also made other students throw crumpled up paper at Vannoy, whom he called a "stinking Denver fan"...
"I can't believe he was upset." [Kelly said]
kcdave wrote:Dude should be promoted.
Care to expound on this a bit, Dave?
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Post by GrizBearStare »

This could've been used to leverage the teacher in private, no need to go public unless demands (free grades without attending class) were not met.
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m2 wrote:The kid should'a took a baseball bat to the teachers head... and said he was just trying to teach him what it feels like to be black in the south.

I wonder if he would get the joke?
Funny shit.
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I agree 100% with grizzly. Dude should have been a little smarter to go for grades or some cash.
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KCDave is just bitter his Chiefs sucked ass.

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from the SI website.

The kid looks much older than 17. Sucks it's this type of person that makes up the "typical" Bronco fan stereotype.
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Red wrote:Care to expound on this a bit, Dave?
Sure Red, what the hell. Where would you like for me to start?

Should I start with sarcasm? That whole concept is still lost to many that post here.

Should I start, by stopping Lames from pouring perfume on his food, so his farts will smell better, and clue him in on the whole sarcasm thing? Most raiduh fans I know laugh when dudes get beat down and pissed on. I dunno what the big deal is about some fat fuck sitting on the floor.

Or would you prefer to start with the fact that I have posted about a billion times about how much I hate the fucking donks, and esp. horseface? Fat fuck needs to be happy I am not his teacher. Id have ripped the fucking jersey off of his fat ass, stood him in the corner, and handed all the other students rubberbands and paper clips!
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d-townmike wrote:Image
Sucks it's this type of person that makes up the "typical" Bronco fan stereotype.
dtown is right....

I prefer the understated elegance of the more typical Bronco fan.......


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Post by atomicdad »

From Rozy's link:
He's 16, but he can't stay organized. He finishes his homework and then can't find it in his backpack. He loses focus in class, and his teachers, with 40 kids to wrangle, aren't much help. "If I miss a concept, they tell me, 'Figure it out yourself'," says Danny. Last year Danny's grades dropped from B's to D's and F's.
Sounds like the kid is smokin' dope.
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atomicdad wrote:From Rozy's link:
He's 16, but he can't stay organized. He finishes his homework and then can't find it in his backpack. He loses focus in class, and his teachers, with 40 kids to wrangle, aren't much help. "If I miss a concept, they tell me, 'Figure it out yourself'," says Danny. Last year Danny's grades dropped from B's to D's and F's.
Sounds like the kid is smokin' dope.
The next sentence is quite instructive...
The sophomore, who once dreamed of Stanford, is pulling his grades up but worries that "I won't even get accepted at community college."
"Won't even get into Community College"?????

Somebody tell that kid to join us back in the real world.

For starters, nobody pulling B's is getting into Stanford. So he (or his parents) were huffing glue when they thought his B average might translate into a slot at Stanford. And secondly, now that he totally understands that he will never be going to Stanford, he's swung back 180 degrees in the other direction thinking that his D average now won't even get him into a Community College system that is specifically designed to deal with academic fuck ups of all kinds.

Either he's insane or he's got no comprehension of what post HS life expects from him. I'll go with the latter.

It sounds like the kid is an introvert and a creative type playing his guitar for hours a day instead of doing something more social. Of course after reading this, I'm not entirely surprised.
His mother, Susie Malcom, a math teacher who is divorced, says it's been wrenching to watch Danny stumble. "I tell myself he's going to make something good out of himself," she says. "But it's hard to see doors close and opportunities fall away."
So the woman rips her son away from his father and then wonders why he's a fucking wuss?
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mvscal wrote:
BSmack wrote:For starters, nobody pulling B's is getting into Stanford. So he (or his parents) were huffing glue when they thought his B average might translate into a slot at Stanford.
There's always the race card...
The kid is from Utah. The chances of him being black are right up there with Kobe finding the open man.
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Now this kid just got a gift from John Elway himself...

http://cbs4denver.com/watercooler/local ... 92416.html

Whether he likes it or not or wearing his Elway jersey or not, he's not going to be in a safe environment at his school.
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