Is UCunt capable of having a football take?

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Is UCunt capable of having a football take?

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Or does he just stalk me?
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Yeah, UCunt sucks the dick.
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You are without a doubt, the biggest cry-baby pussy to ever disgrace this forum.

One post from me and you're whining... changing thread titles... and starting new whiney threads... whining about how much it hurt the when you wax your taint. Fucking whiney cunt...

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I guess not. No football take here.

What the fuck is this clown even doing here?
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Post by Cueball »

BSmack wrote:I guess not. No football take here.

What the fuck is this clown even doing here?
Uh, you called him here :meds: I was fascinated with your football take, B.

Just so I don't get bitched at for not talking the foosball, is it me or if I were to toss a Steeler hat on this dude he'd strike a strong resemblence to Ben?

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:lol:
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Fucking RACK Cueball...

In your honor, I'm going to wear that wytched pic of Ben until Sunday night...
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Cueball wrote:
BSmack wrote:I guess not. No football take here.

What the fuck is this clown even doing here?
Uh, you called him here :meds: I was fascinated with your football take, B.

Just so I don't get bitched at for not talking the foosball, is it me or if I were to toss a Steeler hat on this dude he'd strike a strong resemblence to Ben?
Not really. The king is not a drinkin man.

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Dude...did you just start a thread with another posters name in it, and then accuse HIM of "stalking" you?

Please tell me I didn't just read that?

I'm sure if you want to become known as the biggest boardbitch in the history of boardbitches, there was probably an easier way...or maybe not.

Holy fucking shit, you're the biggest tard in the history of tards. I think the only way to top this would be to start about 10 more threads about how UCan't is a stalker.

Holy crap, you're a fucking moron.

Oh, and I guess a football take is in order -- the Seahawks suck.
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Dinsdale wrote:Dude...did you just start a thread with another posters name in it, and then accuse HIM of "stalking" you?
Why don't you read the last few pages of this board and get back to me?
I would dredge up the hundreds of examples, but that would just make your point.

Idiot.
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Dinsdale wrote:Dude...did you just start a thread with another posters name in it, and then accuse HIM of "stalking" you?
Suck off the nearest speeding bus, Dins-I didnt do that shit TWICE.



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BSmack wrote: Why don't you read the last few pages of this board and get back to me?
I would dredge up the hundreds of examples, but that would just make your point.
Oh, I think you already have.

Dude, picking on fucking retards isn't "stalking," it's "sport." Learn the difference.
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Dinsdale wrote:Oh, I think you already have.
The only point you're making is the one U&L on your fucking head.

Read the board some before you make a futher ass out of yourself.
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The Super Bowl is nigh...and we're knee deep with threads about the merits of UCan't? Jeez louise
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Only because BeenSmacked had to post 42,000 threads about how UCan't is following him around.

Sweet part of it all is, dude doesn't even realize why it's so freaking funny to the rest of us. Maybe when he gets out of the "granting himself BODE" phase, he might come to his senses...but don't hold your breath.
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PSUFAN wrote:The Super Bowl is nigh...and we're knee deep with threads about the merits of UCan't? Jeez louise
We could talk about how mad Joey Porter is. Would that be better?

Pssst! Did you know Jerome Bettis is from Detroit?

Shit, this game has been talked out. I'm ready for some fucking football.
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My kids attend a public elementary in the Pittsburgh public school district. I picked them up today...and arrived to see the entire school in the auditorium amidst a Steeler pep rally. It's funny to see my 4 year old daughter running around chanting "here we go Steelers"...there's a lot of excitement around town, seemingly more than in 1995.
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PSUFAN wrote:My kids attend a public elementary in the Pittsburgh public school district. I picked them up today...and arrived to see the entire school in the auditorium amidst a Steeler pep rally. It's funny to see my 4 year old daughter running around chanting "here we go Steelers"...there's a lot of excitement around town, seemingly more than in 1995.
I remember 95 very well. Even with Switzer coaching the Cowboys, there was this air of inevitability to Super Bowl XXX. Shit, the last time an AFC team had won the Super Bowl was in 83. And the Cowboys were a juggernaut. But even 95 was a good time. A very special game even if it was the wrong outcome.
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PSUFAN wrote:........we're knee deep with threads about the merits of UCan't? Jeez louise
never a dull moment......
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PSUFAN wrote:My kids attend a public elementary in the Pittsburgh public school district. I picked them up today...and arrived to see the entire school in the auditorium amidst a Steeler pep rally. It's funny to see my 4 year old daughter running around chanting "here we go Steelers"...there's a lot of excitement around town, seemingly more than in 1995.

did you see any kids in Seahawk jerseys sitting on the ground with spitballs in their hair?
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BSmack wrote:. But even 95 was a good time. A very special game even if it was the wrong outcome.
Nah, it was the right outcome. Dallas was the better team...if for only the simple fact that Neil O Donnel was not their QB
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nary a Chicken fan. What we did to BroncoKid was warning enough.
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PSUFAN wrote:...there's a lot of excitement around town, seemingly more than in 1995.
Agreed. There is significantly more excitement here in the 'burgh than '95. Not sure why though. Possibilities:

1. The Steelers are being led by phenom Big Ben, not O'Donnell (who was not too shabby as a QB, btw)
2. Most likely Bettis' last game
3. The Steelers are favored to win... which ads a can of lighter fluid to the fire burning in this town. People are already celebrating the win. :meds:


Oh, saw my first and only sighting of any sort of Seahawk garb last night in my local Giant Eagle... some 40-something wearing a Seahawk jersey. But that's been IT.
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PSUFAN wrote:The Super Bowl is nigh...and we're knee deep with threads about the merits of UCan't? Jeez louise
Just put me on ignore like the rest of your Steeler brethren... and voila... problem solved.
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Oh, I'm not bitching about your posts...I'm bitching about the posts about your posts.

Eat a dick anyway, though.

Ken,
I've been talking about O'Donnell a lot lately. Yeah, he choked in gigantic fashion, but he really did have a great season to get them to the Super Bowl.

I'm so sick of fucks who run around and say that so and so sucks because he didn't win the big one. There's a hell of a lot of factors that are at play in a championship season. Only a football idiot looks at a career like Marino's and contends that he sucks because he didn't win. To a certain extent, I believe the same of Cowher.

You won't read me crying about Cowher sucking if the Steelers lose tomorrow. He's done a hell of a job in his years as the Steeler HC. He's not exceptional, but he's as good as you'd want him to be. The real exceptional aspect of the Steelers is the Rooney family, but that's for another thread, there may be some UCan't wrasslin' to get to yet here.
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King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
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