UCunt Hijacks another thread

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:35 pm

Nothing to see here.

al? · Post by **al?** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:27 am

That's the same look he gave Randel El when he lateralled that ball.

That's a killer look.

UCant Unretires Again · Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:33 pm

Typical Steeler fan... low life, low intelligence, low rent, idiot amused by stupid shit. Fuck you and your long sleeved Rocky Bleier t-shirt, dork.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:40 pm

How can chickens run around with their heads cut off?

Freshly decapitated chickens will flop around a lot. They will even run around with their heads cut off for a few seconds, flapping their wings wildly. How does this happen? The adrenalin in the muscle tissue gives the bird convulsions, making it look like it is still alive. Chickens flap and flop around for about thirty seconds before they are totally dead. That flopping/flapping movement can carry the headless chicken along a few metres. The chicken isn't really running, but it looks like it is.

“Running around like a chicken with its head cut off” has become an expression we use about someone who is frenzied. We also call this going ape, having kittens, flipping your lid or blowing your stack. All of these expressions mean you are in a flap or in a dither, or excited, frantic and harried. Or that you post as UCant.

UCant Unretires Again · Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:43 pm

I love it... you really can't ignore me.

RACK ME!

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:58 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
UCant Unretires Again wrote:I love it... you really can't ignore me.

RACK ME!
Gotta love the shit trolls...right Kaley?

I want to know what this fuckstain is even doing in the football forum. I've never once seen a football take from UCunt.

UCant Unretires Again · Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:24 pm

Put me back on "Ignore"... I command you.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:28 pm

UCant Unretires Again wrote:Put me back on "Ignore"... I command you.

Nope, I think I'll fuck with you today. You see, I've got 6 hours to kill before I engage in an all weekend long Super Bowl party.

So, what exactly are you doing in the football forum?

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 4:15 pm

BSmack wrote: I've got 6 hours to kill before I engage in an all weekend long Super Bowl party.

The important question is what will you have on tap this weekend? Having a party or going to one? What is the menu consist of?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 4:27 pm

jiminphilly wrote:
BSmack wrote: I've got 6 hours to kill before I engage in an all weekend long Super Bowl party.
The important question is what will you have on tap this weekend? Having a party or going to one? What is the menu consist of?

This party is going to last all weekend. Tonight we will start with a trip out to our favorite weekend watering hole, Shorts Bar and Grill, for some beer, wings and a whole lot more beer.

Saturday is to be determined. I just don't know who is up to what. At the very least, my wife and I might take may parents out to dinner, as that is always a good time. Or we may go up to the city. Or we may have people over to the house. Whatever, it's all good.

And for game day, we are all going to go down to the Village Innm a local Steelers bar. With any luck, we should get our traditional game day seats, whereupon I will be ordering a whole lot of rum and cokes and potato skins.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:06 pm

BSmack wrote: I will be ordering a whole lot of rum and cokes...

I bet you are the most boring motherfucker to watch a football with. Not saying I don't like rum and cokes but that's not what I am drinking if my team is playing the Super Bowl. My guess is those prized seats you have are in the back booth away from the roudy guys who are taking turns buying pitchers of beer and wings and clanking glasses and high-fiving every time a Steeler makes a tackle.

UCant Unretires Again · Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:34 pm

jiminphilly wrote:
BSmack wrote: I will be ordering a whole lot of rum and cokes...

I bet you are the most boring motherfucker.

If his posts are any indication....

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:05 pm

jiminphilly wrote:I bet you are the most boring motherfucker to watch a football with. Not saying I don't like rum and cokes but that's not what I am drinking if my team is playing the Super Bowl. My guess is those prized seats you have are in the back booth away from the roudy guys who are taking turns buying pitchers of beer and wings and clanking glasses and high-fiving every time a Steeler makes a tackle.

Try 10 feet in front of the big screen. We own the Village Inn on Sundays.

Normaly I just do a few Jager shots on Sundays. But I'm going to need more than Jager to get through this game. And who the fuck wants to be drinking beer and pissing every 20 minutes when the biggest game of the year is on?

Nah, a pitcher of Rum and Cokes ought to do just fine.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:05 pm

BSmack wrote:And who the fuck wants to be drinking beer and pissing every 20 minutes when the biggest game of the year is on?

Yeah, because there aren't nearly enough commercials during the SB (unless you actually enjoy watching that "entertainment"). And the halftime show is way too short, too.

trev · Post by **trev** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:09 pm

BSmack wrote:
Nah, a pitcher of Rum and Cokes ought to do just fine.

You already turned in your man card, you can't do it twice.

BSmack wrote:
Why not? You seem to think you can love a man. What's to say a man can't?

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:09 am

BSmack wrote:We own the Village Inn on Sundays.

Fucking RACK. Me and my posse are down like clowns at IHOP on Saturdays. We should get together for some fooz. L8

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:16 am

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:17 am

BSmack wrote:[ And who the fuck wants to be drinking beer and pissing every 20 minutes when the biggest game of the year is on?

Me and just about every football fan watching the game on sunday. If you haven't learned to time your piss breaks then perhaps you need to revisit potty training.

trev · Post by **trev** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:49 am

jiminphilly wrote:
BSmack wrote:[ And who the fuck wants to be drinking beer and pissing every 20 minutes when the biggest game of the year is on?

Me and just about every football fan watching the game on sunday. If you haven't learned to time your piss breaks then perhaps you need to revisit potty training.

Ouch.

jim in philly bringing it.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:53 am

jiminphilly wrote:Me and just about every football fan watching the game on sunday. If you haven't learned to time your piss breaks then perhaps you need to revisit potty training.

Yea, nobody ever orders a mixed drink at a bar. Nope, never. Everybody orders beer and nothing but beer.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:01 am

BSmack wrote:Yea, nobody ever orders a mixed drink at a bar.

Let me know when they open up that screamin bar at the Village Inn, here in Tulsa.

I'll be first in, ordering pancakes, and a shot of control-my-badder, just in case I'm too enthralled by the commercials to go take a fucking piss.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:10 am

Just got back from drinking beer.

Is that OK with Jim in Philly?

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:22 pm

BSmack wrote:Nah, a pitcher of Rum and Cokes ought to do just fine.

I see ya working. Alcohol and caffeine should get you through the game nicely.

Bacardi 8 or Appleton would do nicely.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:57 pm

Mississippi Neck wrote:
BSmack wrote:Nah, a pitcher of Rum and Cokes ought to do just fine.

I see ya working. Alcohol and caffeine should get you through the game nicely.

Bacardi 8 or Appleton would do nicely.

Ah yes, nothing like the jolt of liquid speed mixed with booze to get the intensity level to the absolute highest level possible. I'm figuring by halftime we might have to mix in a few shooters to take the edge off. :wink:

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 6:25 pm

BSmack wrote:shooters

I thought only chicks and fags used the word shooters.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:13 pm

DallasFanatic wrote:
BSmack wrote:shooters
I thought only chicks and fags used the word shooters.

Since that's all you have in Dallas, I can see your confusion.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:25 pm

You are slippin Bri. Go have another "shooter."