Pro Bowl Smak May Now Commence

Dumbass · Post by **Dumbass** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:25 pm

I'm bored now.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:31 pm

Go fuck yourself

Dumbass · Post by **Dumbass** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:44 pm

Sure, Sissy.

I'll do that while you're stitching up your corn hole after your fist fuck session with Fabio.

Bye Sissy!

GrizBearStare · Post by **GrizBearStare** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:47 pm

Well, at least we get to watch the NHL collapse once and for all.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:50 pm

Dumbass wrote:Sure, Sissy.

I'll do that while you're stitching up your corn hole after your fist fuck session with Fabio.

Bye Sissy!

Homo smack. Fresh, since I resemble nothing close to a homo.

Does your pussy still hurt from the pounding Bsmack laid on you?

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:52 pm

Almost all All Star games are a joke- and the Pro Boiwl is one of the worst ones. There is no real defense played, no real hits.... Only good thing about Pro Bowl is the QB competition & the like- they are always fun to watch.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:07 pm

BBMarley wrote:Almost all All Star games are a joke- and the Pro Boiwl is one of the worst ones. There is no real defense played, no real hits.... Only good thing about Pro Bowl is the QB competition & the like- they are always fun to watch.

Concur. It's an exhibition more than a game.

Dumbass · Post by **Dumbass** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:16 pm

Cicero wrote:
Dumbass wrote:Sure, Sissy.

I'll do that while you're stitching up your corn hole after your fist fuck session with Fabio.

Bye Sissy!

Homo smack. Fresh, since I resemble nothing close to a homo.

Does your pussy still hurt from the pounding Bsmack laid on you?

Yea that was as fresh as "Fuck Yourself" smak.

Bwahahaha, says fuck yourself and then takes a jab at my "fresh" reply. What a freaking tard.

You're a smart one, ha?

Bwahaha, look at the morons supporting Smack and thinking they did something here. Bwahahahaha.

Yea, if these qualify as "poundings" I will be looking forward to next year to see how many more times I can embarrass you TOO dipshits.

Bye Sissy. Take care of your whale vagina in the off season. Hopefully, you'll learn something during it.

Dumbass · Post by **Dumbass** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:20 pm

BBMarley wrote:Almost all All Star games are a joke- and the Pro Boiwl is one of the worst ones. There is no real defense played, no real hits.... Only good thing about Pro Bowl is the QB competition & the like- they are always fun to watch.

Yup that about sums it up but these clowns wanted our discussions to move on.

Do the insightful geniuses of the board have any more bright ideas for topics? You know since we are butchering the integrity of this board with our post Super Bowl stupidity.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:47 pm

Duane melting is better than post game fireworks.

Topics that could merit discussion.

1. What are the Bungles going to do with Kitna. Shipping him out seemed like a no brainer before Von Olhoffen rolled up on him. But now, maybe they keep hjim?

2. What's the word from Coltfan about Reggie Wayne and Edge? Will the Colts even bother trying to keep them? If they don't, how do they replace their production?

3. Are the Steelers Gods or just Demigods? Should Bill Cowher have his chin carved into Mt Rushmore?

4. Is this the year Dan Snyder starts meddling again? What do the Skins do with Ramsey?

5. Which Raiderfan finaly snaps and kills Al Davis? Will the scene resemble the killing of Col. Kurtz in Apocalypse Now?

Discuss amongst yourselves.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:28 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote:
BBMarley wrote:Almost all All Star games are a joke- and the Pro Boiwl is one of the worst ones. There is no real defense played, no real hits.... Only good thing about Pro Bowl is the QB competition & the like- they are always fun to watch.
Concur. It's an exhibition more than a game.

Put homefield advantage for the Super Bowl up for grabs...that'll give the game some meaning.

Sincerely,
Bud Selig

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:34 pm

Shoalzie wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:
BBMarley wrote:Almost all All Star games are a joke- and the Pro Boiwl is one of the worst ones. There is no real defense played, no real hits.... Only good thing about Pro Bowl is the QB competition & the like- they are always fun to watch.
Concur. It's an exhibition more than a game.
Put homefield advantage for the Super Bowl up for grabs...that'll give the game some meaning.

Sincerely,
Bud Selig

At least the NFL doesn't try to sell this exhibition game as anything more than what it is. Can you imagine the Pro Bowl being biloled as the "Midwinter Classic" as sports fans were subjected to hours of old "highlight" reels of defenses not blitzing and recievers not running through routes when they know they are not the primary.

Oh wait, Randy Moss does that in season. I guess that was a bad example.

FLW Buckeye · Post by **FLW Buckeye** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:15 pm

GrizBearStare wrote:Well, at least we get to watch the NHL collapse once and for all.

Looks like that shit is circling the drain as we speak.

Funkywhiteboy · Post by **Funkywhiteboy** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:13 am

THIS is the best smack ever run at a Pro Bowl game:

Heated remarks from Hawaii

Pro Bowler Manning refers to Colts teammate as 'idiot'
Posted: Sunday February 02, 2003 7:33 PM

HONOLULU (AP) -- Peyton Manning called teammate Mike Vanderjagt an "idiot kicker" at the Pro Bowl, three days after Vanderjagt apologized for making disparaging remarks about the Indianapolis Colts quarterback.

Manning made the comment Sunday during a live interview on ABC. He also claimed Vanderjagt was "liquored up" at the time of the Canadian cable TV interview earlier this week in which he said Manning should show more emotion.

"Here we are," Manning said. "I'm out at my third Pro Bowl, I'm about to go in and throw a touchdown to Jerry Rice, we're honoring the Hall of Fame, and we're talking about our idiot kicker who got liquored up and ran his mouth off".

"The sad thing is, he's a good kicker. He's a good kicker. But he's an idiot."

A message from The Associated Press was left at the office of Vanderjagt's agent, Gil Scott, on Monday.

Vanderjagt also criticized Colts head coach Tony Dungy in the interview with The Score, a Toronto-based cable sports network.

"I'm not a real big Colts fan right now, unfortunately. I just don't see us getting better," Vanderjagt said during the interview.

"Coach Dungy, he's just a mild-mannered guy. He doesn't get too excited, he doesn't get too down and I don't think that works, either. ... I think you need a motivator, I think you need a guy that is going to get in somebody's face when they're not performing well enough."

Vanderjagt, the most accurate field-goal kicker in NFL history, apologized Thursday to Dungy, Manning and the rest of his teammates. He signed a $7.75 million, five-year contract extension with the Colts in November 2000 -- at the time making him the league's highest-paid kicker.

"When I get home, I'll deal with it," Manning said. "If he is still a teammate, we'll deal with it. That remains to be seen."

Vanderjagt probably got liquored up again after missing that kick in the Steelers game! :P

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:20 am

Funkywhiteboy wrote:THIS is the best smack ever run at a Pro Bowl game:

Heated remarks from Hawaii

Pro Bowler Manning refers to Colts teammate as 'idiot'
Posted: Sunday February 02, 2003 7:33 PM

HONOLULU (AP) -- Peyton Manning called teammate Mike Vanderjagt an "idiot kicker" at the Pro Bowl, three days after Vanderjagt apologized for making disparaging remarks about the Indianapolis Colts quarterback.

Manning made the comment Sunday during a live interview on ABC. He also claimed Vanderjagt was "liquored up" at the time of the Canadian cable TV interview earlier this week in which he said Manning should show more emotion.

"Here we are," Manning said. "I'm out at my third Pro Bowl, I'm about to go in and throw a touchdown to Jerry Rice, we're honoring the Hall of Fame, and we're talking about our idiot kicker who got liquored up and ran his mouth off".

"The sad thing is, he's a good kicker. He's a good kicker. But he's an idiot."

A message from The Associated Press was left at the office of Vanderjagt's agent, Gil Scott, on Monday.

Vanderjagt also criticized Colts head coach Tony Dungy in the interview with The Score, a Toronto-based cable sports network.

"I'm not a real big Colts fan right now, unfortunately. I just don't see us getting better," Vanderjagt said during the interview.

"Coach Dungy, he's just a mild-mannered guy. He doesn't get too excited, he doesn't get too down and I don't think that works, either. ... I think you need a motivator, I think you need a guy that is going to get in somebody's face when they're not performing well enough."

Vanderjagt, the most accurate field-goal kicker in NFL history, apologized Thursday to Dungy, Manning and the rest of his teammates. He signed a $7.75 million, five-year contract extension with the Colts in November 2000 -- at the time making him the league's highest-paid kicker.

"When I get home, I'll deal with it," Manning said. "If he is still a teammate, we'll deal with it. That remains to be seen."
Vanderjagt probably got liquored up again after missing that kick in the Steelers game! :P

Boring take and a non-issue. Expect nothing less from a Foreskin fan.

Funkywhiteboy · Post by **Funkywhiteboy** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:26 am

DallasFanatic wrote:Boring take and a non-issue. Expect nothing less from a Foreskin fan.

You got something better?
Can anyone remember anything that anyone else ever said at a Pro Bowl game?

I didn't think so. :P

BTW- my 'Skins beat your Cowpokes twice this past year. :D

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:51 am

Dumbass wrote:
Yup that about sums it up but these clowns wanted our discussions to move on.

Duane

its not the Stillerz FAULT that THEY Won-->so, get over it.

Do the insightful geniuses of the board have any more bright ideas for topics? You know since we are butchering the integrity of this board with our post Super Bowl stupidity.

if YOU are yearning for YOUR NFL FIX through this Forum...heh Heh HEH!!!!

HEY! i'm just saying that this bullshit between you and Bri is Tired. i haven't moved/deleted anything.

if YOU want to keep throwing out "the REF's SUCKED" CHUM to all of your followers...Mr Koresch...you can REAP the benefits all that you want.

~ jus sayin': i'm not accepting a drink of kool~aid from you.

just don't TARD up this FORUM.

keep your stupidity limited to 1 Thread....when possible.

Free Agency and The Draft are up next.

Mock Draft Threads could be posted...Antwaan Randle-El FA Destinations could be Posted...Panthers RB's Medical Recovery Reports could be Posted.

you could be swinging from Reggie Bush's or Vince Young's nvts for the next 8 weeks?

post THAT!

STFU or EAD--->you'll still be yourself.

happy friday

Dumbass · Post by **Dumbass** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:25 pm

YES!

And it Counts!

:P

Dumbass · Post by **Dumbass** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:27 pm

Qbert wrote:keep your stupidity limited to 1 Thread....when possible.

About as possible as this...