Look at me kicking my own ass:

BitchSmacked · Post by **BitchSmacked** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:06 pm

"You know, I didn't post much in the football forum the year you "won" the Cryin Ryan. Now I am beginning to understand how you got all those votes. I wasn't there to steal them from you."

UCan't Troll #362927626 · Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:22 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!

Wait, what's my password for this nic again? SHIT!

UCant's password · Post by **UCant's password** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:31 pm

What about me??

Spelling Troll · Post by **Spelling Troll** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:33 pm

That's not it, dummy.

UCant Re-Retires Again · Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:34 pm

I'm just here for the free booze and hookers.

UCant's Bookie · Post by **UCant's Bookie** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:35 pm

That fucker still owes me 30 large for the Super Bowl.

Ucant's LOCK OF THE HOUR: · Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:37 pm

Vernon High School JV girls team -6 at East Hartford. Tip-off in 8 minutes.

Sue Bird · Post by **Sue Bird** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:38 pm

Why are you still stalking me?

UCant's Girlfriend · Post by **UCant's Girlfriend** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:40 pm

I'm making us vegetable soup for dinner. Go figure.

UCant's password · Post by **UCant's password** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:42 pm

My name is #)^^*#

UCant's Counteroffer · Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:51 pm

Stop exaggerating... I was a mere $1,500...

UCant's new boss · Post by **UCant's new boss** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:53 pm

I don't care if you're busy, I need those reports before you're finished running BitchSmacked for the 8,700th time.

Log in to check your priv · Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:55 pm

Ucant'sScrapheapOfTrolls · Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:23 pm

you idiots are making m2 look like he split the atom.

FTFY · Post by **FTFY** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:28 pm

Ucant wrote:Do I get credit for running BSmack from a thread he wasn't even in?

Uslant · Post by **Uslant** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:04 pm

LACK ris fread!

Really, really fixed: · Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:34 pm

I'll take, "What is The Super Bowl for $2,000"

FTFY wrote:BitchSmacked posted in this thread numerous times.
Ucant wrote:Do I get credit for running BSmack from a thread he wasn't even in?

Alex Trebeck · Post by **Alex Trebeck** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:36 pm

You are correct. Now finish out the remaining category, "BitchSmacked BoardBitch"

Pete Morelli · Post by **Pete Morelli** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:40 pm

After further review, it appears since BSmack did not actually post under his registered username in this thread, he was not actually here. UCan't keeps possession of the thread, but is charged an additional six trolls.

Rafael Palmiero · Post by **Rafael Palmiero** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:13 pm

B12 anyone?

Some Old Bitch · Post by **Some Old Bitch** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:14 pm

Bingo!

Janet Jones · Post by **Janet Jones** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:14 pm

Ucan't, know any good bookies?

Ucant's Roommate · Post by **Ucant's Roommate** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:31 pm

Dude... where's like... the TV and stuff?

UCant's Drug Dealer · Post by **UCant's Drug Dealer** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:32 pm

Wut chu need? Holla.

UCant's Doug Dealer · Post by **UCant's Doug Dealer** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:51 pm

UCant's Drug Dealer wrote:Wut chu need? Holla.

I gots me some Drabeks, some Courtnall's and half-off the decaying Wickenheiser.

Gene Mauch · Post by **Gene Mauch** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:54 pm

How about a DeCinces?

Teenage Babysitter · Post by **Teenage Babysitter** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:55 pm

I had a Gilmour once.

Stewart Scott · Post by **Stewart Scott** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:15 pm

Coola den da other side a da pill yo, fo schnizz o.

Middle America · Post by **Middle America** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:15 pm

Huhn?

America · Post by **America** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:16 pm

I wanna wrestle Cinder than gleek all over her grille.

Now serving # 5643 · Post by **Now serving # 5643** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:17 pm

Is this the Cinder line?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:18 pm

#5463?? Cool. That's what I'm naming my next shit troll.

Ucan't###### · Post by **Ucan't######** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:19 pm

Fuck you, Guest!

Christopher Guest · Post by **Christopher Guest** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:30 pm

pine nut...
hazel but...
macadamia nut...