Bye Bye Chef!!

4 king guy · Post by **4 king guy** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:38 am

Soul singer Isaac Hayes quits 'South Park'

He'll be missed!!

I wonder how they will write him off!!

Cross Traffic · Post by **Cross Traffic** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:24 pm

Oh my God, they killed Chef!!!! You bastards!!!!

Hayes got pissed because they made fun of his "religion"?? Hello, Matt and Trey have made fun of alot of religions, and Issac didn't say a word then. He should be grateful to them for giving him an 8 year gig!

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:30 pm

I heard it was when they ripped on scientology, that's what did it for Hayes. Damn shame that he's fallen prey to that farce of a religion...if I can even call it that. Oh well...Chef hasn't been a relevant part of the show in a couple years anyways.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:47 pm

Looks like it's time to play this card.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:48 pm

^^^^

Was thinking the same thing. Its like when Suzanne Somers left Three's Company.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:49 pm

As long as the world around us is FUBAR...Stone and Parker will always have stuff to lampoon on that show.

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:59 pm

Of course the fact that they have made fun of Christianity for almost ten years is ok. Oh and a character named "Token Black" wasn't the nail in the coffin. Apparently scientologists do not have a sense of humor. THat was a great episode too.......especially when R-Kelly showed up.....

tough love · Post by **tough love** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:38 pm

S Wrote:
Oh well...Chef hasn't been a relevant part of the show in a couple years anyways.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:02 am

You know damn well, that they are gonna go after him next. I missed the scientology episode. What did they do with it?

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:07 am

No one gives a fuck!

Milhouse: "Bart, how has South Park stayed so fresh after 13 episodes?"

RACK MILHOUSE!!

South Park is for 14 year old stoners.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:09 am

Hayes best work was in "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka"

South Park? Havent seen an episode since 1998.

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:14 am

I read it wrong-

I thought the title read "Bye Bye Chief."

I thought.....well....I... thought Robert Parrish had perished.

I'm such a dumbfuck sometimes.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:16 pm

Cicero wrote:^^^^

Was thinking the same thing. Its like when Suzanne Somers left Three's Company.

Jenilee Harrison was hot.

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:41 pm

smackaholic wrote:You know damn well, that they are gonna go after him next. I missed the scientology episode. What did they do with it?

I believe it might be on tonight if I heard correctly.....

Jobocky · Post by **Jobocky** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:18 pm

Bet they write an episode about it.

I don't watch SP much anymore, but I did catch a little bit of this one.

A funny part I sort of remember was where to tour guide for the L Ron Hubbard museum was explaining the "religion" and they just kept flashing on the screen

!!! SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS !!!
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!!! SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS !!!
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!!! SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS !!!

... or something like that.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:28 pm

Thought his would be an appropriate place to drop this link:

(m) http://media.putfile.com/south-park-f-bomb (m)

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:38 pm

Link to the episode.

http://www.factnet.org/Scientology/Sout ... ology.html

XXXL · Post by **XXXL** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:43 am

At times, you get the urge and then you go, or so I guess...

Funkywhiteboy · Post by **Funkywhiteboy** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 5:49 pm

The feud rages on...

'South Park'-Scientology Battle Rages On
By ERIN CARLSON, Associated Press Writer
Fri Mar 17, 9:57 PM ET

NEW YORK - "South Park" has declared war on Scientology. Matt Stone and Trey Parker, creators of the animated satire, are digging in against the celebrity-endorsed religion after a controversial episode mocking outspoken Scientologist Tom Cruise was yanked abruptly from the schedule Wednesday — with an Internet report saying it was covert warfare by Cruise that led to its departure.

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" the "South Park" creators said in a statement Friday in Daily Variety. "Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies... You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail!"

The Internet blogger hollywoodinterrupted.com said Thursday that Cruise threatened to not promote "Mission: Impossible 3," a surefire summer blockbuster, if the offending episode ran. Comedy Central is owned by Viacom, as is Paramount, which is putting out the film.

But Cruise's representative, Arnold Robinson, told The Associated Press Friday that the mega-star made no such demands.

"Not true," Robinson said. "I can tell you that he never said that."

A call by The Associated Press to a Paramount representative was not returned Friday.

The episode in question, "Trapped in the Closet," which first aired last November, shows Scientology leaders hailing Stan, one of the show's four devilish fourth-graders, as a savior. A cartoon Cruise locks himself in a closet and won't come out. An animated John Travolta, another famous Scientologist, enters the closet to try to get him out.

The battle began in earnest earlier this week when Isaac Hayes, another celebrity Scientologist and longtime show member — voicing the ladies' man Chef — quit the show, saying he could no longer tolerate its religious "intolerance and bigotry."

Stone and Parker didn't buy that either.

On Monday, Stone told The Associated Press, "This is 100 percent having to do with his faith in Scientology...He has no problem — and he's cashed plenty of checks — with our show making fun of Christians."

A Comedy Central spokesman said Friday that the network pulled the controversial episode to make room for two shows featuring Hayes.

"In light of the events of earlier this week, we wanted to give Chef an appropriate tribute by airing two episodes he is most known for," the spokesman said.

"South Park" may have jumped the shark, but Parker and Stone are going to get as much mileage
as they can from this Scientology thing. :wink:

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 6:37 pm

It's amazing he lasted as long as he did without getting "offended". Like Stone and Parker say, he had no problem cashing their checks...

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:30 am

HOLY SHIT!

Did anybody else see that? I you are on the west coast you might want to check out South Park tonight.

Rack Trey and Matt!

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:42 am

That episode was freaking hilarious.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:39 am

The word Scientology literally means "the study of truth." It comes from the Latin word "scio" meaning "knowing in the fullest sense of the word" and the Greek word "logos" meaning "study of."

Scientology is the study and handling of the spirit in relationship to itself, others and all of life. The Scientology religion comprises a body of knowledge extending from certain fundamental truths. Prime among these:

Man is an immortal, spiritual being. His experience extends well beyond a single lifetime. His capabilities are unlimited, even if not presently realized — and those capabilities can be realized. He is able to not only solve his own problems, accomplish his goals and gain lasting happiness, but also achieve new, higher states of awareness and ability.

In Scientology no one is asked to accept anything as belief or on faith. That which is true for you is what you have observed to be true. An individual discovers for himself that Scientology works by personally applying its principles and observing or experiencing results.

Through Scientology, people all over the world are achieving the long-sought goal of true spiritual release and freedom.

***

Tom Cruise won't come out of the Closet!!

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:02 pm

Tom Cruise isn't straight gay. He's probably bisexual, though (they all are) and confused. And he does need to come out of the closet.

And poor Katie Holmes.

Is it true Venus, aka Kirstie Alley, is looking to break away from Scientology?

Scientology is as much a joke as Mormonism, but Mormonism is worse because those jokers were just trying to get laid, while L. Ron was just setting up a big joke on everyone.