A Game Broadcast I want to See

[atomicdad]

So when is the NFL gonna go to an R rated broadcast format.

I would like to hear the broadcasts as if you and your bud's were sitting around having a few beers watching the game.

Instead of PC pussyfooting calls I want to hear lines like;

"Fucking Hell what the fuck was the quarterback thinking on that throw!"

"Damn what a fucking retard why did he run right up his center's ass when there was a hole just to his left."

"Christ, that cornerback sucks harder than that wench I had up in my room last night."

"WTF, was he trying to block, he's gotta be the biggest pussy out their on the field."

"What a fucking stupid call, Is the coach watching the game from inside his colon?"

And yes more gratuitous shots of the cheerleaders on the sidelines.

[poptart]

Because we desire this sort of NFL slant, we have this board, a-dad.

R James is your color commentator.

Enjoy your NFL, you sloppy-wet mushroom-bruised tubesteak-missle target.

[atomicdad]

Poptarts puckered starfish pickle polishing might be a business venture that may be lucrative within the Raider Nation, but the rest of us think its rather disturbing.

Here's to the new commisioner to continue cornholing the Raiders and treating them as the jizz receptacle for the NFL.

[Dumbass]

I would rather hear the...

"I'm gonna tear your fucking head off"

"I'm gonna hit you so hard you're going to think you swallowed your nuts"

"Smell my breath, does it remind you of your wife?"

Unedited "mic'd up" is what I want! When oh when damn it!

[ChargerMike]

OOH MY!