Took the Plunge

See You Next Wednesday · Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:48 pm

I popped the question last night and she said "yes!". I hope my other girlfriend Scralett Johanssen doesn't get too upset.

OK, time for the mixture of congratulations, condolences and jokes asking, "So what's his name?".

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:50 pm

you're a stupid fuck

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:51 pm

Welcome to Hell

DMike316 · Post by **DMike316** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:53 pm

Did you make her sign a pre-nup?

- Kris Benson

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:55 pm

*facepalm*

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:59 pm

See You Next Wednesday wrote:Took the Plunge

I thought this was a jtr thread.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:20 pm

Does he golf?

FloatiingHobo · Post by **FloatiingHobo** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:21 pm

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after, and went fishing and hunting, and
played golf a lot, and drank beer, and had shitloads of money, and
farted whenever he wanted. THE END

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:22 pm

See You Next Wednesday wrote:I popped the question last night and she said "yes!".

Would you have killed yourself is she said No? Just wondering if she gave you a mercy "yes" because you had a gun to your head or something like that.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:26 pm

See You Next Wednesday wrote:I popped the question last night and she said "yes!". I hope my other girlfriend Scralett Johanssen doesn't get too upset.

OK, time for the mixture of congratulations, condolences and jokes asking, "So what's his name?".

Did the same on Friday.

Right now I'm enjoying the week of "Killian can't do anything wrong".

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:28 pm

Buaaahahaha, You Guys are so fucked!

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:29 pm

Killian wrote:Right now I'm enjoying the week of "Killian can't do anything wrong".

Soon to be followed with decades of "Killian can't do anything right."

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:29 pm

Whole lotta dumbasses in this thread.

silvurna · Post by **silvurna** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:30 pm

Marriage...a word in the dictionary right near mistress and mattress.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:31 pm

Killian wrote:Did the same on Friday.

Right now I'm enjoying the week of "Killian can't do anything wrong".

Say it isnt so

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:31 pm

Bizarofelice wrote:Killian wrote:
Right now I'm enjoying the week of "Killian can't do anything wrong".

Soon to be followed with decades of "Killian can't do anything right."

RACK

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:39 pm

Fuck all these haters! Congrats See you Next Wednesday! Just think all the benefits of marriage. such as the tax write off, and the ummmmmmm the uhhhhhhhhhhh and dont forget when its time to hmmmmmm errr ummmmmmm.

Enjoy spending your weekends at Home Depot picking out paint for the babys room you schmuck!

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:43 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Killian wrote:Right now I'm enjoying the week of "Killian can't do anything wrong".
Soon to be followed with decades of "Killian can't do anything right."

Decades? Dunno about that. Despite my advanced age, I've only been married 8 years.

Years? Yep.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:02 pm

Congrats, fellahs.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:24 pm

No more carefree hours, no more peanut butter sandwiches...

-Bernard T. Fife

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:08 pm

things i never had until marriage:

hemmorhoids
interruptions during importing sporting events
hemmorhoids
membership to porn pay site
somebody else on my computer, creating virus/ and all around fucking shit up.
cds of pearl jam and religion.com bookmarks

lots of good things, but i cat remember them right now.

See You Next Wednesday · Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:12 pm

My real motivation was that I want to have kids so that when I am old and slobbering all over myself, wearing depends and writing letters to Congress about too much smut and violence on TV, my kids will be able to take care of me.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:26 pm

See You Next Wednesday wrote:My real motivation was that I want to have kids so that when I am old and slobbering all over myself, wearing depends and writing letters to Congress about too much smut and violence on TV, my kids will be able to take care of me.

However, you better they don't turn out to where they try to convince people the benefits of smoking medicinal marajuana.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:29 pm

ill be dead by the time the boy signs his first nfl contract. there is a reason my wife has a bunch of life insurance on me. could be the smoking, or mabe the drinking. im going to surprise everbydoy and wing the lottery and buy asnd island. married life rulez.$

congrats day after tuesday.

Donovan · Post by **Donovan** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:56 pm

I haven't been embittered by marriage yet, so congrats. I recommend a honeymoon in Belize.

T1B

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