OMG! I JUST GOT HURT @ THE GYM!!!
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- JIMMY_JUNK
- Jake
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OMG! I JUST GOT HURT @ THE GYM!!!
NOT PHYSICALLY BUT MY EMOTIONALLY! I GOT MY _______ FEELINGS HURT!!!! OH HOLY ____! WTF!!! DUDE, I WAS BENCH PRESSING 65 LBS ON MY LAST SET WHEN THIS OLD LADY IN A WHEEL CHAIR CAME OVER. I WALKED AWAY AND GRABBED MY CREATINE SHAKE, TOOK A BIG _____SWIG, WIPED THE SWEAT OFF MY ______ NECK. SUDDENLY THE OLD GIRL WHISTLES. I TURN AROUND AND SHE SIGNALED ME TO COME BACK. I WALK OVER, FLEXING AS I DO AND SHE TOLD ME TO WIPE UP MY SWEAT FROM THE BENCH!!
WTF!
SO I GRAB A PAPER TOWEL AND SPRAY THE ______ BENCH DOWN AND WIPE UP ALL THE JIMMY_JUICE.
THEN....THIS IS SO______ UP...THEN THE LADY LOADS UP 195 LBS ON THE BAR, CLIMBS ON AND AND COMPLETES 3 SETS! WATCHING THIS OLD LADY BENCH PRESS HURT ME MORE THAN THAT TIME BILL_JUNK LIT A FIRE CRACKER UP MY BUTT WHEN I WAS PASSED OUT AFTER MY PA'S RELEASE!!!
WTF!
DUDE...I SO NEED TO LOAD UP ON THESE _____ CREATINE SHAKES!
WTF!
SO I GRAB A PAPER TOWEL AND SPRAY THE ______ BENCH DOWN AND WIPE UP ALL THE JIMMY_JUICE.
THEN....THIS IS SO______ UP...THEN THE LADY LOADS UP 195 LBS ON THE BAR, CLIMBS ON AND AND COMPLETES 3 SETS! WATCHING THIS OLD LADY BENCH PRESS HURT ME MORE THAN THAT TIME BILL_JUNK LIT A FIRE CRACKER UP MY BUTT WHEN I WAS PASSED OUT AFTER MY PA'S RELEASE!!!
WTF!
DUDE...I SO NEED TO LOAD UP ON THESE _____ CREATINE SHAKES!
HOLY _____! LMMFAO!!! LOL:
:lOl: YOU SON OF A ______!
YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING BOOZE AGAIN!!!
:lOl: YOU SON OF A ______!
YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING BOOZE AGAIN!!!
- BILLY_JUNK
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:D :D :D OH MY G__!!!!!
WHEN I PEEKED UP FROM UNDERNEATH, I THOUGHT IT WAS JOANNE :D ON THE POTTIE WHEN I PLANTED THAT FIRECRACKER!!!!!
YOU MEAN IT WAS :D :D :D YOU????? WOW NOW I NO WHY YOU S___ YOU"R PANTS AT THE PICNIC :D I THOUGHT YOU WAS JUST GETTING SORT OF OLD. :D
JIMMY YOU ARE THE SMART ONE OF OUYR FAMILY!
:D :D :D
HEY JIMMY I FOUND YOUR OLD PLAYBOY MAGAZINE DOWN THERE TOO! :D I NO IT IS YOURS CAUSE YOU HAD IT IN BED WITH US :D
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:D RACK THE PRETTY SHEEP
WHEN I PEEKED UP FROM UNDERNEATH, I THOUGHT IT WAS JOANNE :D ON THE POTTIE WHEN I PLANTED THAT FIRECRACKER!!!!!
YOU MEAN IT WAS :D :D :D YOU????? WOW NOW I NO WHY YOU S___ YOU"R PANTS AT THE PICNIC :D I THOUGHT YOU WAS JUST GETTING SORT OF OLD. :D
JIMMY YOU ARE THE SMART ONE OF OUYR FAMILY!
:D :D :D
HEY JIMMY I FOUND YOUR OLD PLAYBOY MAGAZINE DOWN THERE TOO! :D I NO IT IS YOURS CAUSE YOU HAD IT IN BED WITH US :D
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:D RACK THE PRETTY SHEEP
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When they get together, the junks are always a fun read. Shallow, mindless white trash, but hell they's 10 times better than a shallow mindless white trash TTB post fer sure.
"rack the pretty sheep"? :)
Mace iz gonna be jealous of that.
"rack the pretty sheep"? :)
Mace iz gonna be jealous of that.
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Why don't you kindly go fuck yourself, you humorless halfwit? Don't you have a municipal smoking ban to cower in fear of?TenTallBen wrote:JUNK trolls? That's fresh.
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Dude TTB, just fuck off.
Face it. You are NOT a funny or interesting read, you are a whiny little bitch expecting more from this forum than your tiny little brain has the capacity to give, so if the junks bother you, drip your urine soaked tears into your pillow and back away from the keyboard. No one here gives a rats red ass what you fucking think.
Face it. You are NOT a funny or interesting read, you are a whiny little bitch expecting more from this forum than your tiny little brain has the capacity to give, so if the junks bother you, drip your urine soaked tears into your pillow and back away from the keyboard. No one here gives a rats red ass what you fucking think.
If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —GWB Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
Martyred wrote: Hang in there, Whitey. Smart people are on their way with dictionaries.
War Wagon wrote:being as how I've got "stupid" draped all over, I'm not really sure.
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No Actually,
Junk trolls = a little funnah.
TTB post = quality shit, and I do mean shit.
Really. STFU unless you can bring some thing better or more entertaining. You're the only one bitching.
Junk trolls = a little funnah.
TTB post = quality shit, and I do mean shit.
Really. STFU unless you can bring some thing better or more entertaining. You're the only one bitching.
If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —GWB Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
Martyred wrote: Hang in there, Whitey. Smart people are on their way with dictionaries.
War Wagon wrote:being as how I've got "stupid" draped all over, I'm not really sure.