Make Canada your home.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

You all should move up to Canada. It's really quite nice up here.

I will help you move*.


*Not really...but I'm sure we can swing something with Dr_Phibes.

[Terry in Crapchester]

I've said before and I'll say again. Toronto is only about a 3 1/2 hour drive away. I'd give serious thought to moving there if I thought: (a) my job would translate; and (b) I could afford to live there. No on both counts, unfortunately.

[Goober McTuber]

I've said before and I'll say again. Western Ontario is only about a 12 hour drive away. It’s a nice place to go fishing.

[Mister Bushice]

I've said before and I'll say again. I'd give serious thought to moving there if I thought: (a) hell would freeze over; and (b) I was out of my fucking mind. No on both counts, fortunately.

[tough love]

I've said it before and I'll say again. I'd give serious thought to ya'All's moving here if I thought: (a)your systems could not handle our air, and that you would not die instantly upon arrival (b)nobody here want's your kind, we have enough of a problem with the over-stuffed rag heads with their acting all uppity and such. Try Mexico.

[Terry in Crapchester]

I've said it before and I'll say again. I'd give serious thought to ya'All's moving here if I thought: (a)your systems could not handle our air, and that you would not die instantly upon arrival (b)nobody here want's your kind, we have enough of a problem with the over-stuffed rag heads with their acting all uppity and such. Try Mexico.

Definitely a Canadian imposter -- the "ya'All's" proved it.

Now, if you had said "you hosers," or something . . .

[smackaholic]

I've said before and I'll say again. Toronto is only about a 3 1/2 hour drive away. I'd give serious thought to moving there if I thought: (a) my job would translate; and (b) I could afford to live there. No on both counts, unfortunately.

but terry, there's free health care and everybody's nice and stuff and open minded. And nobody ever shoots anybody, the occasional biker or 8, excluded.

Ofcourse, they do have a handle on their litigious system, so I guess maybe your yob wouldn't translate too well.

guess I'd stay put too if I was a lawyer.

[Dinsdale]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

Who?

Where?

Oh...you're talking about canada. Nevermind.

[smackaholic]

You all should move up to Canada. It's really quite nice up here.

I will help you move*.


*Not really...but I'm sure we can swing something with Dr_Phibes.

I've forwarded your invitation to Mexico. I hope you don't mind.

Rack! We got a fine interstate highway system, and well, not much of a rail system left. I would be happy to see some of our tax dollars go towards helping our brothers from the south get to our brothers to the north. not sure what the hell, they'll do there. Help bring in the next ice cube crop or something, I guess.

[Terry in Crapchester]

I've said before and I'll say again. Toronto is only about a 3 1/2 hour drive away. I'd give serious thought to moving there if I thought: (a) my job would translate; and (b) I could afford to live there. No on both counts, unfortunately.

but terry, there's free health care and everybody's nice and stuff and open minded. And nobody ever shoots anybody, the occasional biker or 8, excluded.

Ofcourse, they do have a handle on their litigious system, so I guess maybe your yob wouldn't translate too well.

guess I'd stay put too if I was a lawyer.

Actually, I was thinking about the fact that there's no reciprocity, which would mean I'd have to study for their bar exam and take it, not to mention the time and money involved in that . . . Oh, and you could throw out the U.S. Constitution as well, since it doesn't apply there.

It really would be a completely different world.

Also, houses on that side of Lake Ontario (at least, those in close proximity to Toronto) go for about 5 times what comparable houses on this side of Lake Ontario go for.

[SunCoastSooner]

In the words of Robin Williams...

Canada is like a loft over looking a really great party

[Cicero]

^^^^

Would have to agree.

[Jerkovich]

I've said before and I'll say again. Toronto is only about a 3 1/2 hour drive away. I'd give serious thought to moving there if I thought: (a) my job would translate; and (b) I could afford to live there. No on both counts, unfortunately.

but terry, there's free health care and everybody's nice and stuff and open minded. And nobody ever shoots anybody, the occasional biker or 8, excluded.

Ofcourse, they do have a handle on their litigious system, so I guess maybe your yob wouldn't translate too well.

guess I'd stay put too if I was a lawyer.

Oh, and you could throw out the U.S. Constitution as well, since it doesn't apply there.

Oh the HORROR! Not that you give much of a fuck about it unless it suites your lefty agenda.

[MuchoBulls]

I've forwarded your invitation to Mexico. I hope you don't mind.

RACK!

[Terry in Crapchester]

but terry, there's free health care and everybody's nice and stuff and open minded. And nobody ever shoots anybody, the occasional biker or 8, excluded.

Ofcourse, they do have a handle on their litigious system, so I guess maybe your yob wouldn't translate too well.

guess I'd stay put too if I was a lawyer.

Oh, and you could throw out the U.S. Constitution as well, since it doesn't apply there.

Oh the HORROR! Not that you give much of a fuck about it unless it suites your lefty agenda.

Point me to exactly where I ever said I don't give much of a fuck about the Constitution.

Considering that your hero referred to the Constitution as "a goddamned piece of paper" allegedly, I'd think you of all people would be hesitant to bring this up.

[SunCoastSooner]

Besides if Canada is so damn great why do half the License plates in my town, at this time of year, read Ontario and Quebec?

Okay half is an exageration but there are enough that I recognize your Lic. plates from 50 yards.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Besides if Canada is so damn great why do half the License plates in my town, at this time of year, read Ontario and Quebec?

Okay half is an exageration but there are enough that I recognize your Lic. plates from 50 yards.

The winter sucks, no question. And I suspect that more than half of the license plates you see this time of year (or perhaps a few months earlier) are from out of state.

[SunCoastSooner]

Besides if Canada is so damn great why do half the License plates in my town, at this time of year, read Ontario and Quebec?

Okay half is an exageration but there are enough that I recognize your Lic. plates from 50 yards.

The winter sucks, no question. And I suspect that more than half of the license plates you see this time of year (or perhaps a few months earlier) are from out of state.

Hence Canada isn't that great.

I like where I live, no thanks.

[Jerkovich]

[Terry in Crapchester]

Besides if Canada is so damn great why do half the License plates in my town, at this time of year, read Ontario and Quebec?

Okay half is an exageration but there are enough that I recognize your Lic. plates from 50 yards.

The winter sucks, no question. And I suspect that more than half of the license plates you see this time of year (or perhaps a few months earlier) are from out of state.

Hence Canada isn't that great.

I like where I live, no thanks.

I understand where you're coming from. As for me, the weather in Canada -- or at least the portion of Canada where I might actually consider living -- doesn't differ significantly from the weather where I live now.

Btw, low 60's, sunny and quite comfortable today. Not as warm as Florida, but I don't have to worry about hurricanes later on.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Oh, wow, such epic smack. I can do that too, wanna see?

My vagina hurts.

I know. Thanks for playing.

[tough love]

I voted for "Stay The Hell Away - Manitoba", but the Chamber of Commerce got it their way, AGAIN.

[Jerkovich]

Terry for twatsville pulls out the big gun again.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Terry for twatsville pulls out the big gun again.

I certainly don't need to do that to shoot your arguments down.

[MuchoBulls]

First the 8 dead Banditos, now this:

Police Hunt 4 Women In Beating Death Of Bingo Winner

POSTED: 12:25 am EDT April 11, 2006
UPDATED: 10:04 am EDT April 11, 2006

Police in Toronto are searching for four women suspected of beating a man to death over a $1,000 jackpot he had just won in a bingo hall, according to Local 6 News.

Police said Yousif Youkhana, 58, was walking outside the Country Bingo Hall over the weekend with his $1,000 winnings when he was approached by the women.

When Youkhana refused to hand over the jackpot, the women kicked and punched him, the report said.

Witnesses said the man stumbled back into the bingo hall after the attack and later died from his injuries.

The women fled on foot after the beating, according to witnesses.

Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.


Copyright 2006 by Internet Broadcasting Systems and Local6.com. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

http://www.local6.com/news/8608871/detail.html

[Tom In VA]

First the 8 dead Banditos, now this:

Police Hunt 4 Women In Beating Death Of Bingo Winner

POSTED: 12:25 am EDT April 11, 2006
UPDATED: 10:04 am EDT April 11, 2006

Police in Toronto are searching for four women suspected of beating a man to death over a $1,000 jackpot he had just won in a bingo hall, according to Local 6 News.

Police said Yousif Youkhana, 58, was walking outside the Country Bingo Hall over the weekend with his $1,000 winnings when he was approached by the women.

When Youkhana refused to hand over the jackpot, the women kicked and punched him, the report said.

Witnesses said the man stumbled back into the bingo hall after the attack and later died from his injuries.

The women fled on foot after the beating, according to witnesses.

Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.


Copyright 2006 by Internet Broadcasting Systems and Local6.com. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

http://www.local6.com/news/8608871/detail.html

[SunCoastSooner]

I've forwarded your invitation to Mexico. I hope you don't mind.

RACK!

I second that Rack.

[ElvisMonster]

Can you help me get a good job? You guys make a lot of money up there, right?

[DMike316]

You can make upwards of 300,000 scheckels a year there.

- Luther

[ElvisMonster]

You can make upwards of 300,000 scheckels a year there.

- Luther

What is that Canadian?

[DMike316]

What's a cubit?

[ElvisMonster]

What's a cubit?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Can you help me get a good job? You guys make a lot of money up there, right?

As God is my witness, I will help you to the very last drop of Dr_Phibes blood.

You do have your "hoser" vaccinations, right?

[Mister Bushice]

You can make upwards of 300,000 scheckels a year there.

- Luther

What is that Canadian?

You're gonna them owe some.