Hat trick

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:08 pm

Is it a hat trick if one of the girls only sucked your cock, but you fucked the other two, even though all three sucked you off?

Does it need to be in one calendar day or is a 24 hr period okay?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:16 pm

I believe it's called a "Frodo".

The Whistle Is Screaming · Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:41 pm

Why didn't you just pony up the extra $20?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:17 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Why didn't you just pony up the extra $20?

Triple-Double would probably be a first for TVO, btw

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:19 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Why didn't you just pony up the extra $20?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:24 pm

Moving Sale wrote:is a 24 hr period okay?

Most women would kill for a 24 hr period. And rack your red wings.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:51 pm

This thread is going swimmingly.

Another query: Is it a 3some if you only
A) lick the one chick's twat while the other one sucks your cock
and
B) have them both suck it at the same time, but there is no sexual intercourse?

DMike316 · Post by **DMike316** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:56 pm

Threesome?
How big was the other guy's dick?

- I. Lagos

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:58 pm

DMike316 wrote:Threesome?
How big was the other guy's dick?

- I. Lagos

You are fucking tard.

~~~~~~

How big were the other guys dicks?

Sin,
I Lagos

FTFY

ZigZag · Post by **ZigZag** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:01 pm

was the music in the background 70sish? I think I saw that one a couple times on Cinemax after dark back in the late 80s.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:03 pm

Moving Sale wrote:This thread is going swimmingly.

Yet you chose to reset it. :D

Moving Sale wrote:Another query: Is it a 3some if you only
A) lick the one chick's twat while the other one sucks your cock
and
B) have them both suck it at the same time, but there is no sexual intercourse?

What the fuck man, are you writing a book? Let's see if we can come up with some good titles for ya.

"Threesomes I'll never have, but claim I did."

or

"A little mans guide to fantasy's."

or

"You'll never guess how much hookers charge for this shit!"

ZigZag · Post by **ZigZag** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:14 pm

you forgot "I got sat on by three 400-pound women and their sausages with chili cheese fries and diet coke laced farts made me tingle all over, but hey at least now I can tell complete strangers on the internet I'm a badass."

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:18 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: What the fuck man, are you writing a book?

No. It's a thread. Sorry I thought you would notice that. My bad.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:48 pm

moving sale got pics of the chicks?

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:53 pm

ZigZag wrote:was the music in the background 70sish? I think I saw that one a couple times on Cinemax after dark back in the late 80s.

Awww the memories. Good therapy for an early teen's raging hormones.

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:55 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Why didn't you just pony up the extra $20?

Rack.

DMike316 wrote:Threesome?
How big was the other guy's dick?

- I. Lagos

Rack.

WhatsMyName · Post by **WhatsMyName** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:48 am

Is it considered a fivesome when one chick sucks my dick while another one licks my balls and both my fists are firmly embedded in two other girls' twats like what happened to me at the Hyatt Regency last night at approximately 8:53 p.m.?

Just wondering.

Sincerely,
Moving Sale

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:04 am

Moving Sale wrote:Is it a hat trick if one of the girls only sucked your cock, but you fucked the other two, even though all three sucked you off?

Does it need to be in one calendar day or is a 24 hr period okay?

For record keeping purposes, calender days only. 24 hr's is nothing. If you have real game, it should be on the same day, and preferably in under 12 hours.

Moving Sale wrote:Another query: Is it a 3some if you only
A) lick the one chick's twat while the other one sucks your cock
and
B) have them both suck it at the same time, but there is no sexual intercourse?

Great question, although you were a little vague with the details ..... so I must offer some speculation to provide an answer.

Even though you didnt fuck either one of them, this can still be considered a 3way, as long as the following occured at the same time:

You nutted.
Both chicks were butt nekid.
Both chicks were providing some type of actual physical contact with you at the time you nutted.

If ANY of those 3 options did NOT occur, you may have still had a great time, but according to the rules, it was not a true 3way.

Any other questions?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:33 am

kcdave wrote:For record keeping purposes, calender days only.

If ANY of those 3 options did NOT occur, you (sic) may have still had a great time, but according to the rules, it was not a true 3way.

Better than having a bad time I guess.

Any other questions?

What is the timeframe for doing 4 girls and it being a Home Run?
And what kind of contact must it be? Kiss from one, Feel one up, Lick another and Fuck the last? Or must they all be fucked?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:46 am

kcdave wrote:Both chicks were providing some type of actual physical contact with you at the time you nutted.

And goodness knows, the ability to make solid contact is what we're all looking for in a woman.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:47 am

Ms,

It's a "Hat Trick" if your vicodin enfeebled hands manage to grasp your Eczema ridden head helmet and place it on your viral wart infested scalp before the day nurse comes by to scrape the skin lesions off before you eat them.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:42 pm

Dinsdale wrote:And goodness knows, the ability to make solid contact is what we're all looking for in a woman.

I just wanted you all to know, that I'm very disappointed in the lack of love I recieved for this.

Just so's you knows....

I will now pout, as I wish you all a happy weekend, exceot for those of you on "The List," in which case I hope you poop your pants in public or something.

quacker backer · Post by **quacker backer** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:04 pm

oh my
we all forgot to pay attention oto Dinsie and now he is gonna take his ball home!!!

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:52 pm

This thread fucking rocks! Yeah muthafukka!!

Sincerely,

College

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:59 pm

Dins, I'm sure you meant well. I'm sure there is an insider circle jerk to the existing circle jerk that is IM'ing and PM'ing you your mad props.

I'm so blessed to flatten that tire years ago.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:19 am

kcdave wrote:Even though you didnt fuck either one of them, this can still be considered a 3way, as long as the following occured at the same time:

You nutted.
Both chicks were butt nekid.
Both chicks were providing some type of actual physical contact with you at the time you nutted.

If ANY of those 3 options did NOT occur, you may have still had a great time, but according to the rules, it was not a true 3way.

Not quite. The only one that matters is #3... and they have to
touch each other as well, though it's not necessary for
any party to nut.

Anything else is half-assing it. And it shouldn't be called a threesome.

Prove me wrong.

And JTR you know damn well you're better than asking
Moving Sale for photos. Dude's done it before, remember?
That ain't cool, though, when the chick hasn't given permission.

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 2:32 am

Risa wrote:
kcdave wrote:Anything else is half-assing it. And it shouldn't be called a threesome.

Prove me wrong.

What the fuck IB? Prove you wrong? Half-assing?

You proved yourself wrong. Any damn act that does not mix in a nut is .... half-assing it.

The only exception to that rule would be:

Dude would have to be to drunk to get a nut. In this case, he would be required to make both chicks nut repeatedly for hours on end.

Chicks like a getting a nut also. Right, IB?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:46 am

Roach wrote: damn, where are those old pics?

Mine are on some zipdrive someplace. Might as well be on a floppy disk.

And dave, if you're listening. How fast do you have to do the girls to make it a 6pack?

ADAM · Post by **ADAM** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:09 pm

TVO,
If it involved 3 skanks & you, I believe it would technically be called a "3 1/2-way".....

Just an observation...

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:40 am

Moving Sale wrote:And dave, if you're listening. How fast do you have to do the girls to make it a 6pack?

Ah, great question. Looking at the manual ....... you have a whole week, 7 entire days to obtain the 6pack.

I know that may seem like alot of time, however it is with the assumption that one or more of the chicks may actually be a decent piece of ass, at which you would be wanting to hit it more than once of twice............. A guy can only get so many nuts a week ya know .... still, takes some serious game to get a 6pack. Props to anyone who does.

Oh, and before you ask ...... you get 1 calander month, to earn "Case of Pussy," status. No matter the month. 28-31 days to hit 24 quality chicks. They dont have to be 10's, but they had better be 7's or better. Now if you are just rambling hitting any skank with a pulse, or big fatties, you would have to hit 30 of them in the same month, for "Suitcase of Pussy."

Its kinda like beer. Decent beer, doesnt have to be great, just a decent beer like Bud, Bud Light. You get them in 24 packs. You know, a case. Shit beer like Natti Light, that comes in those 30 packs, or suitcases.

Be aware though, cases of pussy, and most certainly suitcases of pussy, will normally end up with a trip to the free clinic. Just saying.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:20 am

kcdave wrote: Ah, great question. Looking at the manual ....... you have a whole week, 7 entire days to obtain the 6pack.

Sweet!* That is totally doable. Sorry about the pun.

A case of pussy? Wow! Now that is something to aspire to.

My next question was only going to be about hitting the front 9.

* Missed it by that** much.

** Holds fingers really close together.

T1B

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