Pile on Kevnic:

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:59 pm

Great fun, just leave the ass contortion stories out, uhm K.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:15 pm

Kevnic,

Who are you to ask Luth to filter his stories? If we were to avoid poop references, where would that leave your posts?

Cupid · Post by **Cupid** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:28 pm

Spring training already?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:29 pm

Rack.

Salt Lick · Post by **Salt Lick** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:33 pm

Don't be afraid of a few poop references. Hell, I spend most of my winters getting pelted with pellets, and I'm none the worse for it.

It's Kevnic's sniffing around the rest of the year that I can't stand. I wish the dude would grow a pair and two-step his way the fuck out of here.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:57 pm

Who's Kevnic?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:01 pm

Some bitch that got wheeled out of here after her vagina was sandpapered by some reindeer, of all things.

Nothing like losing badly to a bunch of trolls that type with hooves, for shit's sake.

Comet · Post by **Comet** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:34 pm

PSU -

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You're a beauty, Kevnic. It's a shame Christmas only comes once a year. My buddy Pete sends his regards and the following ditty twister:

[img]http://www.bethanyroberts.com/images/Erabhopani.gif[/img] wrote:Here comes Kevnic Cottontail!
Lickin' down the hairy trail!
Licketty Lappetty hummer on the way!

Bringing all the neighbor boys,
A gulletful of Easter joy!
Gobbling choc'lit goodies on the way!

He's got belly rubs for Tommy!
Spreads his legs for little Lou!
He goes crying home to Mommy,
With his bonnet full of goo! Oh!

Here comes Kevnic Cottontail!
Fat and bald and wicked pale!
A Jerketty Dorketty dipshit I do say!

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:36 pm

Here comes Kevnic Cottontail!
Fat and bald and wicked pale!
A Jerketty Dorketty dipshit I do say!

oh, sweet jaysus.

[marq=down]

[/marq]

The Whistle Is Screaming · Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:34 pm

Rack the 4 legged smackers.

Even though Christmas only comes once a year, the reindeer manage to come several times a year... and do it all over Kevnics face.

M2 · Post by M2 » Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:43 pm

You guys need to show a little bit of sensitivity... you never know why people react to certain things in life.

Kevnic's old man

m2

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:35 am

"This was a startled deer that tried to get out any way it can and ended up hooking the victim," said Steve Martarano, a spokesman for the state Department of Fish and Game.

The deer will be killed when it is found, he said.

Let's hope it's a lethal injection this time, and not the chair.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:30 pm

We’ll looky here, PSUfag and his merry band of ring wranglers. I make a mention of not wanting to read about old Luth’s BM moments and the mod has a meltdown, takes the post to another thread for a half ass attempt of a pile on. Nice going, I see it really worked out well for you.
I realize that your anal fixation is important to you and your little circle jerk, but why don’t you use your awesome mod powers and create a room where you and your ass slippers can GYJO with each other. Perhaps P daddy’s Analtorium would be a fitting name

I know, you ‘got over’ and have ‘bode’ , and perhaps even ‘pwned’ me. But what would I expect from an over-inflated, egocentric, developmentally challenged little shit hook.

Mean while, I’ll spend my day in Cambria installing a bitchen new point of sales system while you………post here? BWHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:34 pm

Jerkovich wrote:We’ll looky here, PSUfag and his merry band of ring wranglers. I make a mention of not wanting to read about old Luth’s BM moments and the mod has a meltdown, takes the post to another thread for a half ass attempt of a pile on. Nice going, I see it really worked out well for you.
I realize that your anal fixation is important to you and your little circle jerk, but why don’t you use your awesome mod powers and create a room where you and your ass slippers can GYJO with each other. Perhaps P daddy’s Analtorium would be a fitting name

I know, you ‘got over’ and have ‘bode’ , and perhaps even ‘pwned’ me. But what would I expect from an over-inflated, egocentric, developmentally challenged little shit hook.

Mean while, I’ll spend my day in Cambria installing a bitchen new point of sales system while you………post here? BWHAHAHAHAHAAHA

They tried that already. It was called Park Place.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:49 pm

Jerkovich wrote: Mean while, I’ll spend my day in Cambria installing a bitchen new point of sales system while you………post here? BWHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Bwahaha!!! A "bitchen POS system"? Oxymoron say what? Or as Dins would say, Fucking Ponderous.

That's like a Pediatrist boasting about a corn removal to a Neurosurgeon.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:20 pm

Cupid wrote:Spring training already?

RACK

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:37 pm

Oh gee, I think I'm missing some stuff. So Kevnic equals Jerkovich? And this is the same Kevnic who used to post/read SC III ? Did he complain about endless miles and miles, ...I mean dusty, lonesome miles of gizz stories from the old scatchat III, and he's offended by my battle using Imodium to counter a common travel problem? Any and all Tijuana 2-step, Tel Aviv 2-step, Haifa hurls, Jerusalem Jerkoviches...are all fair and good.

Has Jerkovich defined his nickname yet? I'm sure it could never refer to pounding pud as that would probably fall into some cabinet within bathroom humor. Or has he changed his posting tactics, ...where readers see his posts and go, "Damn, this pud is a Jerk."

I don't want to ask too many questions all at once.

Rip City

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:00 pm

Jerkovich = kevnic?

The undercurrent of suckitude is now explained.

'bitchen new point of sales system'?
Another

outta me. Do you get comped the $2.50 service fee every time you frequent this store now? RACK your windfall.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:40 pm

Rack "bitchen' POS system".

bitchen' POS system
bitchen' POS system
I rang up all of my neighbors!!