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jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:27 pm

zigzag
p: american

descripition: dedicated to the greatest keyboardist ever Teddy ZigZag

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:33 pm

How much does it cost, De Niro?

ZigZag · Post by **ZigZag** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:36 pm

How much you got?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:37 pm

So now, a capable troller can give this thing some legs. Awesome!!

--1994

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:37 pm

Jeezus, JTR sucks worse than I do.

ZigZag · Post by **ZigZag** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:44 pm

Cicero wrote:Jeezus, JTR sucks worse than I do.

fukk you CXicero. i make mad loop and rayada james has me
on a new regimen. i will bench circles around tyou. who and what
army? bring it.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:46 pm

Cicero wrote:Jeezus, JTR sucks worse than I do.

The Kinder, Gentler Dinsdale must RACK this.

I got to RACK Cicero...a landmark day, to be sure.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:49 pm

I'm sure he'll offset this rack by sucking even more you know how we tards try to take the ball and run after motivational lines like that from someone inspirational as yourself dins.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:51 pm

Dude....it's the key immediately to the right of the "m".

Mix one in, on an occasion.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:09 pm

^^^^

Thats funny

ZigZag · Post by **ZigZag** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:13 pm

Cicero wrote:^^^^

Thats funny

almost as funny as you your roomie spotting you as you struggle with 135 pounds bench press and then gives you a wooody the woodpecker ontop of your fivehead for insperation faggot.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:22 pm

Exercise smack from the guy who cant even see his shoes when he looks down.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:26 pm

cicero whats the best line you have to pick up women?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:47 pm

I won't speak for Cicero, but for myself, I've always found "Hi. My name isn't Jesse Hymen" to be pretty effective.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:13 pm

Dinsdale wrote:I won't speak for Cicero, but for myself, I've always found "Hi. My name isn't Jesse Hymen" to be pretty effective.

You've found the .0000001% of the female population that knows who he is?

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:14 pm

jiminphilly wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:I won't speak for Cicero, but for myself, I've always found "Hi. My name isn't Jesse Hymen" to be pretty effective.
You've found the .0000001% of the female population that knows who he is?

Shut the fuck up, RACK him, and move along you fucking Tard.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:20 pm

jiminphilly wrote:You've found the .0000001% of the female population that knows who he is?

Fucking A. I hate to break your heart, but all of those jokes about "A chicken and a bear walk up to the bar, and the chicken says...."

Well, those aren't actually factually based, either. You see, chickens and bears don't really walk into bars, an on those rare occasions they do, there's few documented cases of them speaking to the bartender.

I know. It's hard to believe.

Let me know when your ready for the "Tooth Fairy -- Real entity, or parental myth?" discussion.

Jeebus. You just made "the list," pal. I'd recommend laying low for a while, JimInFirstGrade. You just dressed up in a deer costume during hunting season.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:26 pm

Raydah James wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:I won't speak for Cicero, but for myself, I've always found "Hi. My name isn't Jesse Hymen" to be pretty effective.
You've found the .0000001% of the female population that knows who he is?

Shut the fuck up, RACK him, and move along you fucking Tard.

Don't you have another losing season to cry about? Al Davis called and he's ready to plunger your raider lovin ass again.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:27 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:You've found the .0000001% of the female population that knows who he is?
Fucking A. I hate to break your heart, but all of those jokes about "A chicken and a bear walk up to the bar, and the chicken says...."

Well, those aren't actually factually based, either. You see, chickens and bears don't really walk into bars, an on those rare occasions they do, there's few documented cases of them speaking to the bartender.

I know. It's hard to believe.

Let me know when your ready for the "Tooth Fairy -- Real entity, or parental myth?" discussion.

Jeebus. You just made "the list," pal.

Finally. I've never, ever made a fucking list here.

ZigZag · Post by **ZigZag** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:51 pm

look at dumsdale acting all tuff bring it dont sing you blabbering buffoon. i drive a better car then you do. i going to live a very long time because i dont sit at the bar all day trying to pick up the betties. at the end of our lives we look back and i will have the hotter wife and more money and btter house.

Death · Post by **Death** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:54 pm

ZigZag wrote: i going to live a very long time.

Wanna bet on that?

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:56 pm

ZigZag wrote:

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:57 pm

Yeah, stepping up to the Dinsinator is on the Surgeon General's list of "Things to increase longevity."

Especially for trolls.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:00 pm

Dont fuck w/ him Jess.

Sin,

Me

ZigZag · Post by **ZigZag** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:01 pm

[quote="The Assassin"][/quote]

this is some of your best work ever.

ZigZag · Post by **ZigZag** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:04 pm

Cicero wrote:Dont fuck w/ him Jess.

Sin,

Me

dins doesn't scare me even if he pissed in brady clarks backyard 8 years ago while tripping on mescaline and fucking the family poodle.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:05 pm

ZigZag wrote:
The Assassin wrote:

this is some of your best work ever.

Something nobody has EVER said to you when describing your acting career.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:07 pm

Cicero is suddenly racking up the RACKs. Jess isn't.

And for the record, the last time I peed in the Clark Family yard was within the last couple of years.

And btw -- nice work trying to save this troll, PosterWho IWillLetRemainNameless#2

M2 · Post by M2 » Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:07 pm

Cicero wrote:Dont fuck him Jess.

Sin,

Me

Would you consider helping to deflower our little virgin, with your wit and money?

Not with cocaine... because that would be cheating.

m2

ZigZag · Post by **ZigZag** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:10 pm

The Assassin wrote:
ZigZag wrote:
The Assassin wrote:

this is some of your best work ever.

Something nobody has EVER said to you when describing your acting career.

that may be true for now but this much i know. number 1 people will say those words about me someday and number two your wife used those exact words when i fucked the shit out her last night. she appresheates my abilities between the sheets that your miminum wage earning ass pays for. rack me i am out.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:10 pm

I'd think he prefer one of your methed out, toothless windchime bitch's

M2 · Post by M2 » Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:14 pm

Cicero wrote:I'd think he prefer one of your methed out, toothless windchime bitch's

Great...

So you'll do it!

Thanks

m2

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:14 pm

ZigZag wrote:
The Assassin wrote:
ZigZag wrote:
this is some of your best work ever.

Something nobody has EVER said to you when describing your acting career.
that may be true for now but this much i know. number 1 people will say those words about me someday and number two your wife used those exact words when i fucked the shit out her last night. she appresheates my abilities between the sheets that your miminum wage earning ass pays for. rack me i am out.

Yeah wife smack you sure told me.

How you gonna fuck my wife when you haven't seen your dick since you were 7? Better learn how to talk to girls first tough guy.

Can't believe I'm arguing with jtrs trolls. I'm ashamed of myself.

M2 · Post by M2 » Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:17 pm

The Assassin wrote:

Can't believe I'm arguing with jtrs trolls. I'm ashamed of myself.

You'll get over it, you're a RaiderFan.

m2

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:22 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Reading this thread wasted about 30 seconds of my life.

And I don't have that much time left!

Wouldn't it be more productive for you to have posted this via your toddowen troll?