It's the 19th Anniversary for T1B - Fuckin' A
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4 king guy
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by 4 king guy » Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:55 am
Besides ME!
Yes, I have Turbo Tax and yes, I have done them (a couple of times) but I still figure I can pull another deduction or 2 out of my ass...
Besides, I always file on the last day with minutes to spare!
Mister Bushice
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by Mister Bushice » Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:02 am
yep. I'll be issuing large checks tomorrow, so fuck them. I hope they choke on 'em and die.
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ADAM
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by ADAM » Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:06 am
I got a measly 200$ back.....Not even enough for a decent hooker.....
Maybe I can score an 8-ball & a case of Heine....
Lil black book, don't fail me now!
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by Wolfman » Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:13 am
hey Adam--
in case you haven't figured it out
the idea is not to let them have any of
YOUR $$$ interest free---
best is to have a zero sum--
no refund/no payment !!
I have around a $300 refund as the
NY State Teacher's Retirement System
takes out a bit more withholding than needed.
"It''s not dark yet--but it's getting there". -- Bob Dylan
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ADAM
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by ADAM » Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:16 am
^^^You're blowin' my high Wolfman..... :wink:
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Bobby42
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by Bobby42 » Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:18 am
Getting $2,800.00 back on combined state and federal. And as always expenses stepped up to claim most of that.
Mikey
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by Mikey » Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:13 am
I should be getting about $4K back, federal and state combined.
(sorry Shrub)
I still haven't filed, though. There's one 1098 interest form for a HELOC that I can't find. I'm pretty close with my estimate but I'd like to get it just right. I'm used to filing the automatic extension anyway. I just don't like to be part of the crowd.
M2
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by M2 » Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:57 am
Toddowen wrote: Just got though....phew !
Getting back three thousand dollars. That should pay for the increase in the cost of gasoline to and from work for the year.
Thought you were feed up with the
bullshit and were headed out of town?
You do know... there is an alternative way of making a living???
:twisted:
the truth
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by Atomic Punk » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:02 am
Toddowen wrote: Just got though....phew !
Getting back three thousand dollars. That should pay for the increase in the cost of gasoline to and from work for the year.
One hand grenade jammed in your mouth with the pin pulled can end your uselss tard life you piece of shit gomer.
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by M2 » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:28 am
Toddowen wrote: m2 wrote:
Thought you were feed up with the bullshit and were headed out of town?
Naw...I decided not to go AP.
That fuck must have a
hell of a time with his taxes every year.....switching jobs every couple of months and states every year.
What a loser
You're missing out bro...
the truth
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by M2 » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:34 am
m2 is...
the truth
M2
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by M2 » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:45 am
Who is m2...
There's an alternative way of making a living out there.... $$$$$
You just need to know the
right people.
the truth
M2
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by M2 » Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:00 am
Yummy...
m2 is the truth
M2
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by M2 » Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:09 am
Hey... you don't have to have a
4.40
to be "the truth"
m2
M2
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by M2 » Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:36 am
Toddowen wrote: If I buy a wind chime from you, will you promise not to post red x's again?
Besides...I can probably write it off as a charitable donation of some sort for the '06 taxes.
Can you "right" click???
I knew you could...
m2
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by Atomic Punk » Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:48 am
Tardbeatdown wrote: At least I can prepare my taxes myself.
How many times has your return come back because you signed your name where you should've placed your SS# or entered twice a value due to your double vision?
You should be dead by now. You have no credibility in anything you say there, shit troll. Not one fucking thing your tardness bitch ass posts means shit.
Are you Martartd's troll? Same style, same bitch.
BSmack wrote: Best. AP take. Ever.
Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
M2
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by M2 » Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:51 am
Atomic Punk wrote: Tardbeatdown wrote: At least I can prepare my taxes myself.
How many times has your return come back because you signed your name where you should've placed your SS# or entered twice a value due to your double vision?
You should be dead by now. You have no credibility in anything you say there, shit troll. Not one fucking thing your tardness bitch ass posts means shit.
Are you Martartd's troll? Same style, same bitch.
What are you trying to say, my brother?
m2
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by Atomic Punk » Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:53 am
He's a ummm...
Some people thrive on being shit trolls and are content to go through life being the bottom of the barrel idiots.
BSmack wrote: Best. AP take. Ever.
Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
M2
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by M2 » Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:00 am
Big Mike,
How is nursing school going?
m2
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by M2 » Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:12 am
m2 wrote: Big Mike,
How is nursing school going?
m2
AP??? sup, bro?
m2
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by Atomic Punk » Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:41 am
Going well. There is no shortage of horny girls in this profession. Over a year ago I never even thought of doing this. It's just pure cool.
BSmack wrote: Best. AP take. Ever.
Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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by Terry in Crapchester » Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:29 pm
They were done in February. I held them until today because I owed.
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by Mister Bushice » Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:01 pm
Toddowen wrote: Just got though....phew !
Getting back three thousand dollars. That should pay for the increase in the cost of gasoline to and from work for the year.
Or a cheap coffin....
Some Damn Retard
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by Some Damn Retard » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:35 pm
I'll finish mine tonight, get them mailed by midnight tommorrow. Just in time.
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