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He'll be...

Tug Boat Captian
4
11%
Florist
3
9%
Rabbi
2
6%
Migrant Farm Worker
2
6%
Speed Bump
6
17%
DEA Agent
2
6%
Homeless Alcoholic
10
29%
QB in the NFL
5
14%
Russian Spy
1
3%
 
Total votes: 35

Taint
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Post by Taint »

What will be up next for our Naval Aviator turned bed pan cleaner?
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Some Damn Retard
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Post by Some Damn Retard »

I went with homeless alcoholic. He's 3/4 there anyway.
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The Whistle Is Screaming
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Post by The Whistle Is Screaming »

Some Damn Retard wrote:I went with homeless alcoholic. He's 3/4 there anyway.
Way to play it safe dude. :meds: :D
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Post by Mikey »

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
Some Damn Retard wrote:I went with homeless alcoholic. He's 3/4 there anyway.
Way to play it safe dude. :meds: :D
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Post by Ken »

I chose tug boat captain. I mean, considering he's already dead weight and all, not that big of a jump to pulling/pushing dead weight.
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Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

Damnit. It would've been much funnier if "Homeless Alcoholic" was unanimously selected.
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Uncle Fester
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Post by Uncle Fester »

I wanted to vote either "Alaskan crab fisherman" or "cage fighter" so I could do the vicarious living thang.

And where was the choice for windchime sales assistant? M2 wants to know.
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Post by poptart »

Pope
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Post by smackaholic »

how 'bout alaskan crab fisherman fighter? or maybe alaskan crab cage fighter?

I'd pay a dollar to watch midgets get it on in one of them cages.
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Diego in Seattle
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Post by Diego in Seattle »

Some Damn Retard wrote:I went with homeless alcoholic. He's 3/4 there anyway.
And JiFR would have someone to keep him company.
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Atomic Punk
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Post by Atomic Punk »

smackaholic wrote:how 'bout alaskan crab fisherman fighter? or maybe alaskan crab cage fighter?
That sounds cool to me. :lol:
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Post by Bizzarofelice »

I don't wanna vote for your President
I just wanna be your Tug Boat Captain

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