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Someone drop me a PM and catch me up on this gem.Rootbeer wrote:nuclear-powered airplane pilot (the first one ever)
Guy Fawkes Lesson Manual Chaper 7: If you're going to homosmack, do it well. That post is so covertly homoerotic it makes you look like the straight guy in a gay bar who's starting to have some curious thoughts. FOR EXAMPLE: Put yourself in this scenario and see how well this describes your closet faggotry.Mikey the Punk wrote: you fucking know-it-all, blowhard moron. (Should I seperate the blow from hard?)
It's all about speed and power, Artist. With enough of both, Mike can do anything. In this instance the equation requires 88mph and 1.21 gigiwatts.TheArtist wrote:Someone drop me a PM and catch me up on this gem.Rootbeer wrote:nuclear-powered airplane pilot (the first one ever)
Wouldn't the cooling tower make the plane hard to fly?
... does that account for added weight of a teenage boy? Marty's and Doc's relationship never struck me is as "normal"...Rootbeer wrote:It's all about speed and power, Artist. With enough of both, Mike can do anything. In this instance the equation requires 88mph and 1.21 gigiwatts.TheArtist wrote:Someone drop me a PM and catch me up on this gem.Rootbeer wrote:nuclear-powered airplane pilot (the first one ever)
Wouldn't the cooling tower make the plane hard to fly?
... again, I'm no engineer, but maybe if you give the clown a fist-full of ballons, it acts as counter to the weight of the teenage boy while providing "boyancy"...Rootbeer wrote:You know, I don't think it does. Nor does it provide ballast equalization for a clown on one wing. Now that I think about it there's no way that sumbich is gonna fly. Mike's not that good at math. Meth, yes. Math, no.
What's up cheese face? :)TheArtist wrote:... again, I'm no engineer, but maybe if you give the clown a fist-full of ballons, it acts as counter to the weight of the teenage boy while providing "boyancy"...Rootbeer wrote:You know, I don't think it does. Nor does it provide ballast equalization for a clown on one wing. Now that I think about it there's no way that sumbich is gonna fly. Mike's not that good at math. Meth, yes. Math, no.
PS: Don't be dissin' Meth heads. They get eternal 'bode for made\ math and chemistry skills. Could you precision mix some explosives in a trailer full of flamables while drunk? I couldn't. 'Bode Meth heads.
The bummer is they all end up looking like Phyllis Diller in the end.
... That's a new one. Props to you. Now, who are you again? And why would you drop in as troll, not your regular nick?Jerkovich wrote:What's up cheese face? :)TheArtist wrote:... again, I'm no engineer, but maybe if you give the clown a fist-full of ballons, it acts as counter to the weight of the teenage boy while providing "boyancy"...Rootbeer wrote:You know, I don't think it does. Nor does it provide ballast equalization for a clown on one wing. Now that I think about it there's no way that sumbich is gonna fly. Mike's not that good at math. Meth, yes. Math, no.
PS: Don't be dissin' Meth heads. They get eternal 'bode for made\ math and chemistry skills. Could you precision mix some explosives in a trailer full of flamables while drunk? I couldn't. 'Bode Meth heads.
The bummer is they all end up looking like Phyllis Diller in the end.
This reminds me of another thing that the PC crowd is demonizing for some sort of political gain --TheArtist wrote:Could you precision mix some explosives in a trailer full of flamables while drunk?
... damn right! Drunks, meth-heads and wino's don't get the credit they deserve for being able to operate heavy machinery and trucks, mix dangerous chemicals, and handle explosives on a daily basis while drunk and high ...Dinsdale wrote:This reminds me of another thing that the PC crowd is demonizing for some sort of political gain --TheArtist wrote:Could you precision mix some explosives in a trailer full of flamables while drunk?
If you can get a fifth of booze down before noon and operate heavy machinery without causing a major mishap on a daily basis...that isn't "alcoholism," it's a fucking skill.
And who in the heck is this cheese ball?Jerkovich wrote: What's up cheese face? :)
... Come on now rooty, don't be hard on the guy ... "cheese face" is at least original and he's given cntrl-ccuda at least a month's worth of new material ...Rootbeer wrote:And who in the heck is this cheese ball?Jerkovich wrote: What's up cheese face? :)
You must have one important job, Jerkovich. Some vital link in the war on terror? Millions of coastal Americans are counting on you! Quality control manager at the condom factory? Dozens of Atomic Punk sperms are counting on you! Whatever you do it must keep your mind focused 99.8% of the time, leaving only enough time to craft a four-word lameazzed reply and limpwristed smilie. Keep at it, bro. Don't leave the control room and don't pull your eyes away from the security cameras for more than ten seconds at a time no matter how badly your posts will suck. The risk is too great. The consequences too ghastly. You must stay focused on the job. In fact, feel free to retire from this board entirely if you need to. There's no sense risking national security for four words and an emoticon. Know what I mean, bro?
Let me give you a hint, hopefully you've been lurking ...Rootbeer wrote:And who in the heck is this cheese ball?Jerkovich wrote: What's up cheese face? :)
You must have one important job, Jerkovich. Some vital link in the war on terror? Millions of coastal Americans are counting on you! Quality control manager at the condom factory? Dozens of Atomic Punk sperms are counting on you! Whatever you do it must keep your mind focused 99.8% of the time, leaving only enough time to craft a four-word lameazzed reply and limpwristed smilie. Keep at it, bro. Don't leave the control room and don't pull your eyes away from the security cameras for more than ten seconds at a time no matter how badly your posts will suck. The risk is too great. The consequences too ghastly. You must stay focused on the job. In fact, feel free to retire from this board entirely if you need to. There's no sense risking national security for four words and an emoticon. Know what I mean, bro?
Ingse Bodil wrote:rich jews aren't the same as real jews, though, right?
'sup yourself, beantard.TheArtist wrote:... sup gbg!Risa wrote:If that's rootbeer, i'm gbg.
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No, you didn't.Dinsdale wrote:No.Risa wrote:If that's rootbeer, i'm gbg.
You pray for Permitvis and Quadrahedron, along with assorted dead relatives, whereas GBG generally prays for negative STD tests and intoxicated juries.
The way I see it we can either prevent the slow rolls or manage the nuclear fallout. Preventing the roll: Assuming the clown can move freely to either wing we would need a counter weight to move just as quickly and smoothly as the clown. That's the beauty of your balloon plan. The counter to the clown's weight is built into the clown himself. We wouldn't have to go to the trouble of a sliding ballast mounted on a zip line under the wing. I like the balloons. The problem is keeping them at the proper lift to equalize the clown's weight. We cannot assume the clown's mass is a constant. Say he takes a crap off the edge of the wing. He weight would decrease while balloon lift woudl remain constant = slow roll. Even if he sprayed some disappearing ink out of the faux flower on his lapel it could upset the balance.TheArtist wrote:if you gave the clown one too many ballons, the plane would end up doing slow rolls and possibly dump radioactive material out of its tower along the way... I am thinking another solution is needed...
That's not a serious question.Dinsdale wrote:Risa, serious question --
Do you really believe everything you read on the internet?
Meaning it's really Pahrump, Nevada, with an ocean? No, thank you.Because if you do, I'm suprised you haven't packed up and started a church in Portland, Oregon...since God, The Creator, All Things To Everyone, a veritable wellspring of BODE lives there.
I'll get right on that.Risa wrote: And you owe gbg an apology.
What, did she tell you 'no'?Dinsdale wrote: The day I apologize to a nasty old whore for calling her a nasty old whore will be...I'll get back to you on that...or not.
Without having to quote what I clearly remember in this thread... the deal with the Badlands is that I started that board and W_L_W put word out to bring the guys over. Rooty and the fellas had a lot of fun on that board and some of us paid to keep the pop-ups off.The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:AP you fucking pussy, we get this blast from the past directed at you...
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.
Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
