Your 5 favorite reads on the board

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:09 pm

Rootbeer
Broken Staple
Dr Bob
Python
SirTrollALot
MCET
ppanther
itsanalias
Domer
D-Dogg

Oh, this board.

Uhhhh...

hmm.......

Dunno.

WAR STOP BANNING ME YOU WHORE!!

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:22 pm

Does JCT post here? If so, I'll say JCT. And Raydah James. Oh yeah, PrimeX. He knox the cover off all boards. Also, ElvisMonster and Bacefellatio.

That's five. Whew.

trev · Post by **trev** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:28 pm

ChargerMike wrote:
trev wrote:Interesting Luth. This is about favorites, but if you want to talk funniest, I'll go with the very liberal Moreese. He's top 2. The other top funniest happens to be a hella witty Republican. I won't say who it is, since he doesn't advertise it.

..watcha talkin bout Trev, I've always touted myself as a witty Republican. :wink:

Unless he whispers into my ear for that, it's gonna be you!

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:33 pm

DMike316
Dinsdale
mvscal
Mike the Lab Rat
Van

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:33 pm

I remember liking
Broken Staple
Caddie
DJ Vertigo
Dr Bob
Ciras Demigod

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:34 pm

Lemme also add B-B-Q Jones and Mgo...

Python too, obviously, but he's more "quick take" funny than the classic "great read". One liners, aplenty.

Mvscal's the new Python. Different bent, same effectiveness.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:38 pm

W. Cohen wrote:Does JCT post here? If so, I'll say JCT. And Raydah James. Oh yeah, PrimeX. He knox the cover off all boards. Also, ElvisMonster and Bacefellatio.

That's five. Whew.

Primarily due to the similar yet much more ballyhooed (and well deserved, natch) existence of Bace and, well, you, Prime doesn't get his full due.

Prime might be the most underrated poster ever. He's never sucked, (in a bad way, anyway). So often, I can't even tell Prime and Bace apart from each other, and I mean that as the highest praise for both.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:40 pm

Van wrote: I can't even tell Prime and Bace apart from each other.

It's because of the dark black eye liner, nail polish and Cure t-shirts, isn't it?

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:42 pm

Bace is in the back row. Prime is in the front row, kneeling. Hope this helps.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:49 pm

W. Cohen wrote:Bace is in the back row. Prime is in the front row, facing the back row, kneeling. Hope this helps.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:51 pm

Quit it.

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:52 pm

I'm pretty sure everybody likes reading my classic takes.

HAHAHAHHHAAA!

Probably not.

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:53 pm

Van wrote:
W. Cohen wrote:Bace is in the back row. Prime is in the front row, facing the back row, kneeling. Hope this helps.

I didn't think I really needed to force-feed that one. So to speak.

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:54 pm

TenTallBen wrote:I'm pretty sure everybody likes reading my classic takes.

HAHAHAHHHAAA!

Probably not.

What do you care?

P.S. Jimmy cracked corn.

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:02 pm

W. Cohen wrote:
TenTallBen wrote:I'm pretty sure everybody likes reading my classic takes.

HAHAHAHHHAAA!

Probably not.
What do you care?

P.S. Jimmy cracked corn.

I don't. Remember? See your sig. :P

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:51 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:...whiff...

...

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:16 pm

Raydah James wrote:
Everyone here has made me laugh at one time or another, except for a few select tards-namely JTR, m2, Terry in Crapchester, and Diogenes.

RACK the whole bunch of you.

UNRACK the goof troop of sigmoid slurping shitknot assassins I just named who are fucking useless.

Unbelieveable. Pencil necked, shoulder pad wearing, gelled out greaser hitting on little blond boys Faker Hi-may trying to pull the 'fucking useless' hit on anybody -- but particularly Terry and Diogenes ... and JTR once you understand him -- is unfuckingbelieveable.

Even m2 contributes.

And it's not like m2 doesn't do anything Faker Himay doesn't or didn't.
m2 just puts up the photos that Faker is too afraid to. Same story.
Same bullshit. Different sources.

What a fucking loser.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:08 am

funny that Lab Rat reaches back into
ancient history for epic posters---
the original SC#1 had many such as he mentions
to which I'd add--
Mr.Tibbs-- wrote some of the funniest stuff to hit
the early internet
Bitter Pat sent me some lines that I used when
I was a caller to Rome's show.
(yeah--who's he ?)
The Mal vs. Lab Rat wars should be archived
in a Smack Chat HOF !!

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:37 am

Catfish.
MCET.
Velocet
TWIS

The rest of you suck, I can't think of a fifth.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:45 am

Luther wrote: But old republicans still have some funny traits though. They can typically out drink, eat more chicken wings, watch hour after hour of Nascar without getting up to piss. A good nascar fan will never leave the sofa if there is a beer commercial coming up. I think republicans could beat up a higher percentage of dems, in my opinion. Not many dems drive Ford trucks, and not many republicans drive a beemer, hummer or one of those socialist/commie hybrid cars either.

Rip City

Well let's see...

Drink beer....check
Large chicken wing capacity...check
Ford truck....check
NASCAR....well...

I guess I'm actually 3/4 Republican.

Please don't tell my wife. She'll tie me down , tape my eylids open and make me listen to Air America for 72 straight hours.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:47 am

Raydah James wrote:shitknot assassins

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:22 am

PSUFAN
Velocet
Killian
Fester
EM

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:34 pm

In no particular order ......................

Moorese
Dinsdale
General Peters
Fatsak
EM
Bace
Proper Tool
[edit]Euro[/edit]

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:05 pm

1. Van- great writer/story teller. Been here an awful lot lately. My condolences, btw Van, for returning to the not having a life, so I post here all day club.
2. Moorese-His pig fukker story alone gets him top five.
3. Nish-If he ever decides to put the effort into it again, he goes right to the top.
4. Fester-Weird fukker. In a good way.
5. Luther-Bestest social security collecting poster. Sorry wolfman.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:11 pm

How 'bout top 5 in their own mind posters.

1. m2. never, in the history of the internet, has someone thought so much of himself, whilst sukking with such ferocity.

please kill yourself.

2.raydah james. Probably props self even harder than m2, but, unlike m2, is prone to actually posting something readable from time to time.

3. Dinsdale. slightly smaller head than faydah, but, better poster.

4. and 5. no one else really stands out.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:07 pm

smackaholic wrote:How 'bout top 5 in their own mind posters.

4. and 5. no one else really stands out.

AP- Spinning the yarn about tall tales of conquering hot tail at their every whim... all while sporting a highly desireable lazy eye, is a top fiver.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:22 pm

Ken wrote:
smackaholic wrote:How 'bout top 5 in their own mind posters.

4. and 5. no one else really stands out.
AP- Spinning the yarn about tall tales of conquering hot tail at their every whim... all while sporting a highly desireable lazy eye, is a top fiver.

^^^^
Ken is a contender in that group.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:44 pm

88
Dins
'Tosser
mvscal (has probably made me LOL more than anyone here on a regular basis)
R-Jack
rozy
Van
TomInVa
RJ
Meds
Biggs

Lots of others ... no way to limit it to 5.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 6:16 pm

Yeah, self-propping is one of my greatest assets

... now if you're talking about somehow attracting shit posters name Jerkovich that think THEY rank, then you've got a point. Top five.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 6:22 pm

Okay, I thought of a fifth.

Catfish.
MCET.
Velocet
TWIS
The Artist.

And me, of course.

The rest of you losers should read more, post less.

And for the record, I am way more a legend in my own mind than Dimsdale or Gayder James could ever hope to be.

M2 · Post by M2 » Sat Apr 22, 2006 6:34 pm

Diogenes wrote:Okay, I thought of a fifth.

See...

This is why I could never understand why people would consider you slow.

Given the proper amount of time to formulate a thought... you can be a downright genius.

m2

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:25 pm

m2 wrote:I could never understand...

Nothing new here.

STFU, Board Biotch.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:38 pm

Diogenes wrote:
m2 wrote:I could never understand...
Nothing new here.

STFU, Board Biotch.

Well, actually, he just tweaked your shit cave with a windchime.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:51 pm

Ken wrote:
Diogenes wrote:
m2 wrote:I could never understand...
Nothing new here.

STFU, Board Biotch.
Well, actually, he just tweaked your shit cave with a windchime.

Well actually, you're still a clueless humorless twat.

If I want any spellcheck info...

There are actually plenty of other takeless bitches who'll help out here, consider yourself completely useless.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:55 pm

Oh wait, I didn't see THAT unique take coming. Completely blindsided.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:13 pm

Ken wrote:Oh wait, I didn't see THAT unique take coming. Completely blindsided.

Yep, another epic post from the shit bird of the board. Thanks for reminding me not to park my car under your tree.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:13 pm

You're still here?

Dismissed, bitch.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:36 pm

Diogenes wrote:You're still here?

Dismissed, bitch.

Like wise, cunt

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:45 pm

Jerkovich wrote:
Diogenes wrote:You're still here?

Dismissed, bitch.
Like wise, cunt

^^^^^^^^^^

Not very smart.

Okay, we knew that already.

Taint · Post by **Taint** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:55 pm

better watch it, kevnic might have to call AP on the phone begging for help from the meanies on the message board.