Gayest. Uniforms. Ever.
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Gayest. Uniforms. Ever.
Seriously.
It was bad enough they actually wore purple. Now they have to go ahead and make the team look like even bigger faggots than before with these hideous duds.
How do the Ravens manage to make purple look tough and the Vikings make it look like they're a bunch of flaming homosexuals?
It was bad enough they actually wore purple. Now they have to go ahead and make the team look like even bigger faggots than before with these hideous duds.
How do the Ravens manage to make purple look tough and the Vikings make it look like they're a bunch of flaming homosexuals?
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Yes, and a less radioactive orange on the helmets, just like the old style.e wrote: i hear the browns are redoing their unis. nothing like the vikes did, though. espn's page 2 said they're going back to the gray facemasks and older style jerseys.
They should have Jim Brown and Dante Lavelli model them at the unveiling.
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I actually don't mind the jerseys all that much. It's so fucking god awful pants with the half & half, pseudo-Denver-wannabe stripe down the side. I'll be the first to admit our orange stripes on the Denver uni's are fucking hideous. Why do so many teams want to have that weird look like us??
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RACK the BROWNS' old school!Degenerate wrote:Yes, and a less radioactive orange on the helmets, just like the old style.e wrote: i hear the browns are redoing their unis. nothing like the vikes did, though. espn's page 2 said they're going back to the gray facemasks and older style jerseys.
They should have Jim Brown and Dante Lavelli model them at the unveiling.
add the Brown Jerseys w/Orange pants as permanent Home Uni's starting in October thru' the playoffs....
the chicken shitz won't do it.
they'll wait to bring that UNI out like Homer Dame brings out the GREEN.
i call bullshit.
BROWN and ORANGE!
WAR No Helment Decal!!!
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Better start that in September. 'Cause we all know that a Browns playoff appearance is like a sighting of Halley's Comet.Qbert wrote:add the Brown Jerseys w/Orange pants as permanent Home Uni's starting in October thru' the playoffs....
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FTFYWhatsMy_kName ([i]'sup, ghost[/i]?) wrote: It was bad enough they actually wore brown. Now they have to go ahead and make the team look like even bigger faggots than before with these hideous duds.
How do the Bears manage to make navy blue and orange look tough and the Broncos make it look like they're a bunch of flaming homosexuals?
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I'll rack it too. Racks are given away here as indiscriminantly as Truman's mother doled out her bearded clam back when her tits weren't outsourced by the government as freelance street sweepers.
Pretty soon, with all this needless whoring out of Racks, their value will start to go down with inflation, making them worth no more than a simple "nice post, d00d!" You know what though? I'm going to pull a ChargerMike on yo' ass and rack everybody that can write an equally mundane post as Truwoman's, but only under the stipulation they can speak English and count to 6.
Now as for the actual post itself, not much really needs to be said in rebuttal. Jeopardy resets are about as creative as the Jump to Conclusions mat. Pretty soon you'll hit me with one of BSmack's humorless quips and finish me off with a devastating "BWAHAHAHAHA!"
Pretty soon, with all this needless whoring out of Racks, their value will start to go down with inflation, making them worth no more than a simple "nice post, d00d!" You know what though? I'm going to pull a ChargerMike on yo' ass and rack everybody that can write an equally mundane post as Truwoman's, but only under the stipulation they can speak English and count to 6.
Now as for the actual post itself, not much really needs to be said in rebuttal. Jeopardy resets are about as creative as the Jump to Conclusions mat. Pretty soon you'll hit me with one of BSmack's humorless quips and finish me off with a devastating "BWAHAHAHAHA!"
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WhatsMyName wrote:I'll rack it too. Racks are given away here as indiscriminantly as Truman's mother doled out her bearded clam back when her tits weren't outsourced by the government as freelance street sweepers.
Pretty soon, with all this needless whoring out of Racks, their value will start to go down with inflation, making them worth no more than a simple "nice post, d00d!" You know what though? I'm going to pull a ChargerMike on yo' ass and rack everybody that can write an equally mundane post as Truwoman's, but only under the stipulation they can speak English and count to 6.
Now as for the actual post itself, not much really needs to be said in rebuttal. Jeopardy resets are about as creative as the Jump to Conclusions mat. Pretty soon you'll hit me with one of BSmack's humorless quips and finish me off with a devastating "BWAHAHAHAHA!"
^^^^^^RAAAAAAAAACK :wink:
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Pretty soon, with all this needless whoring out of Racks, their value will start to go down with inflation, making them worth no more than a simple "nice post, d00d!" You know what though? I'm going to pull a ChargerMike on yo' ass and rack everybody that can write an equally mundane post as Truwoman's, but only under the stipulation they can speak English and count to 6.
Now as for the actual post itself, not much really needs to be said in rebuttal. Jeopardy resets are about as creative as the Jump to Conclusions mat. Pretty soon you'll hit me with one of BSmack's humorless quips and finish me off with a devastating "BWAHAHAHAHA!"
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Nice post d00d!WhatsMyName wrote:I'll rack it too. Racks are given away here as indiscriminantly as Truman's mother doled out her bearded clam back when her tits weren't outsourced by the government as freelance street sweepers.
Pretty soon, with all this needless whoring out of Racks, their value will start to go down with inflation, making them worth no more than a simple "nice post, d00d!" You know what though? I'm going to pull a ChargerMike on yo' ass and rack everybody that can write an equally mundane post as Truwoman's, but only under the stipulation they can speak English and count to 6.
Now as for the actual post itself, not much really needs to be said in rebuttal. Jeopardy resets are about as creative as the Jump to Conclusions mat. Pretty soon you'll hit me with one of BSmack's humorless quips and finish me off with a devastating "BWAHAHAHAHA!"
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
B:BSmack wrote:Nice post d00d!WhatsMyName wrote:I'll rack it too. Racks are given away here as indiscriminantly as Truman's mother doled out her bearded clam back when her tits weren't outsourced by the government as freelance street sweepers.
Pretty soon, with all this needless whoring out of Racks, their value will start to go down with inflation, making them worth no more than a simple "nice post, d00d!" You know what though? I'm going to pull a ChargerMike on yo' ass and rack everybody that can write an equally mundane post as Truwoman's, but only under the stipulation they can speak English and count to 6.
Now as for the actual post itself, not much really needs to be said in rebuttal. Jeopardy resets are about as creative as the Jump to Conclusions mat. Pretty soon you'll hit me with one of BSmack's humorless quips and finish me off with a devastating "BWAHAHAHAHA!"
You forgot the ubiquitous, "devastating BWAHAHAHAHA!" to go along with your usual "humorless quip. " 'least ol' ghostie didn't call your ma a bearded fag.
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