dear old, slow, 40-year old corps of detroit blueliners

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue May 02, 2006 2:18 am

just fucking retire. you're embarassing yourselves and your goaltender (cue the bus through the five-hole jokes) out there.

who'd you rather have on your team? 20 time norris winner nick lidstrom or some no name like fernando pasani (thanks, manny) on your team? the choice is clear.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue May 02, 2006 2:46 am

GAME TIME. the red wings, what a disgrace.

Cross Traffic · Post by **Cross Traffic** » Tue May 02, 2006 2:49 am

The Detroit Red Wings, we make everyone's Cinderella dreams come true!

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Tue May 02, 2006 2:49 am

The fucking Yankees of hockey.

Go Pistons
Go Tigers.

al? · Post by **al?** » Tue May 02, 2006 2:53 am

Oh shit, I lose my blouse...........

shirt.......

shit............

Call Detroit.....tell dem BULLSHIT.........uhhhh yeah.......something.........

TRADE ME RIGHT FUKKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mad props to the Oilers......they wanted it, they took it.

.....and about my prediction(s), hey, when you're right 52% of the time.....you're wrong 48% of the time.

props chukkers......ya did it.

Joey Moss · Post by **Joey Moss** » Tue May 02, 2006 3:06 am

So, I'll re-ask the question:

Do each player on the Red Wings get to spend a day this summer with the Presidents Trophy?

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue May 02, 2006 3:21 am

Cross Traffic wrote:The Detroit Red Wings, we make everyone's Cinderella dreams come true!

Yup...I guess you have to put money on the Oilers to go the Finals. :x

I can look back at those three titles with pride but those early round losses sting like a bitch.

Cicatrix · Post by **Cicatrix** » Tue May 02, 2006 5:37 am

Joey Moss wrote:So, I'll re-ask the question:

Do each player on the Red Wings get to spend a day this summer with the Presidents Trophy?

BWWWAAAHHHHHH!!!!

RACK! JM.

Hapday · Post by **Hapday** » Wed May 03, 2006 9:36 pm

Joey Moss wrote:So, I'll re-ask the question:

Do each player on the Red Wings get to spend a day this summer with the Presidents Trophy?

al? · Post by **al?** » Wed May 03, 2006 11:55 pm

Ah, Hapfool.....you fekking shmoe.

The answer Joey my man.....yes they absolutely take turns with President's Trophy in the summer. Kind of like how the Oilers will be taking turns looking at their Conference semi-finalist's ribbons, and kind of like how you take turns with your left and right hands.

still bitter.....'bode Oilers.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Thu May 04, 2006 1:05 pm

Joey Moss wrote:So, I'll re-ask the question:

Do each player on the Red Wings get to spend a day this summer with the Presidents Trophy?

Considering I've never seen any player touch the trophy when it is be presented to them...I doubt it. Plus, I don't think you can sip beer out of that thing either.

Cross Traffic · Post by **Cross Traffic** » Thu May 04, 2006 1:53 pm

Looks like you can drink out of it.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Thu May 04, 2006 1:58 pm

Is that top part opened up? It looks like a martini glass...

Hapday · Post by **Hapday** » Sat May 06, 2006 2:36 pm

The question now is what bandwagon does alin-cognitopack jump on next? The Wings and Flames are both out. Tough days for our favorite little bandwagoner.