Smack Off

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri May 05, 2006 6:43 pm

I'm stuck at home waiting for the TV repairman to show up at 5:00 for my 1-4PM appointment. Entertainment options are limited. Anybody else listening to this?

IMO, Rachel had the best call. Which means she probably won't win.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri May 05, 2006 6:49 pm

only listening to the call for the smackoff.

Greg in Vegas was pretty funny.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Fri May 05, 2006 6:55 pm

...the Cab nabs #4

my choice Greg in Vegas

Roofer · Post by **Roofer** » Fri May 05, 2006 7:19 pm

I only heard the winning call at the end of the show.

Best line......

"Hey Shawn Marion, Michael J Fox called and he wants his jump shot from Teen Wolf back"

Holy hell I busted out on that one!! I wish I coulda heard them all though. Oliver gettin run at the end was classic. Unless you're talking about birds, it's a safe bet that use of the word "swallow" will get you run every time. Still funny though.

DMike316 · Post by **DMike316** » Fri May 05, 2006 7:34 pm

While somewhat obscure, Greg in Vegas' line about "The Justin Strelyzck School of Defensive Driving" was excellent, as well as Reggie Bush's family staying at Terrence's house.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri May 05, 2006 7:41 pm

Also, the blast about Charles Spencer turning Carr into a moon made me bwahaha.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri May 05, 2006 7:47 pm

I didn't realize so many still listened to Rome.

I don't mainly because I don't get the show in my area. Not sure if I would though. It would be nice to have an alternative to ESPN radio though.

Tiberious · Post by **Tiberious** » Fri May 05, 2006 8:06 pm

I agree, Greg in Vegas should have won, but Cabs was pretty funny.

M2 · Post by M2 » Fri May 05, 2006 8:14 pm

Roofer wrote:I only heard the winning call at the end of the show.

Best line......

"Hey Shawn Marion, Michael J Fox called and he wants his jump shot from Teen Wolf back"

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I didn't hear it... but that is funny!

m2

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri May 05, 2006 8:22 pm

Speaking of Teen Wolf, expect Holywood to remake this flick with an "American Pie" style cast and theme. jtr will invariably be a fly on the wall in one scene.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri May 05, 2006 8:32 pm

Concur with Greg in Vegas. Hands down, one of his best calls ever. Cabs was damn funny, maybe his best line came at the end when he called back.

Mike Backer · Post by **Mike Backer** » Fri May 05, 2006 8:40 pm

I laffed when dude was talking about how "Brian Cashman's eyes are permanently surrounded by chocolate doughnuts and how he always has that scared look on his face like he just saw C.C. Sabathia get out of the shower..."

BWA!!!

I missed the Greg in Vegas call. Someone post a link to where I can hear it.

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Fri May 05, 2006 9:10 pm

I thought Cabs was so so. I always figured past winners were held to higher standards and therefore it is harder to repeat?

I thought the kid in Idaho had a good call going till Rome cut him off.....

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Fri May 05, 2006 9:12 pm

...some thoughts here havn't found the audio yet.

http://www.stucknut.com/forum/index.php/board,33.0.html

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri May 05, 2006 9:14 pm

How did that Oran guy from Denver do? I heard that guy getting "pimped" all year long as a favorite to win.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Fri May 05, 2006 9:20 pm

^^^^^^he didn't flame, but the call was weak. Not bad for a rook.

A.C. Crut · Post by **A.C. Crut** » Fri May 05, 2006 9:45 pm

I can't remember who got this blast off on Rachel but I found it funny...

"....Rachel I got your back..in fact I'll shave it after I shave your knuckles."

bwahahahhahahahaha

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Fri May 05, 2006 9:54 pm

di d you hear MY EMAIL? it was EPOCH.

i was emailing about how dinsdale and primex fuck eachotgher in the ass every night and patsy stones boobs in my face.

bwahahahahha

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri May 05, 2006 11:18 pm

DMike316 wrote:Reggie Bush's family staying at Terrence's house.

I cracked up at that one, especially because he had some guy yelling in the background.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Fri May 05, 2006 11:32 pm

I'm actually surprised that ANY of you still listen to that jerk. I feel cheap just posting in this thread.

Rip City

DiT · Post by **DiT** » Fri May 05, 2006 11:37 pm

Luther wrote:I'm actually surprised that ANY of you still listen to that jerk. I feel cheap just posting in this thread.

Rip City

good then give me 30 cents worth of head :P

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Fri May 05, 2006 11:41 pm

I can't, I'm going steady with Jay in Phoenix, and you know how he gets.

Rip City

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sat May 06, 2006 1:21 am

Luther---
look who started this thread

of course he probably doesn't
remember posting it !

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat May 06, 2006 1:23 am

Wolfman wrote:Luther---
look who started this thread

of course he probably doesn't
remember posting it !

What are you babbling about now old man?

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sat May 06, 2006 1:43 am

aha !!

you did forget !!!

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Sat May 06, 2006 1:45 am

That dude from Tennesse was mas deece.

al? · Post by **al?** » Sat May 06, 2006 2:23 am

Greg in Vegas was robbed. Cabalanasian must have the reach-around-line.

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Sat May 06, 2006 4:08 am

Greg should have won today.

More importantly ..... the fucking Smack Off should be taken to the vet and given the needle. 12th Smack Off? Seems more like its maturing in dog years to me.

Hey Clones! Greetings, welcome to the 84th Smack Off!

Good thing its only once a year.

If this dog must hunt for a few more years, it sure as all hell needs to be moved to a different time of the year. Oct, Nov, Dec not available? It would be nice to actually have something from the NFL as a timely topic for a change.

However, in the interest of saving everyones time, the real king of smack title should be awarded during the year in review, from the single best call of the year.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat May 06, 2006 7:53 am

kcdave wrote:However, in the interest of saving everyones time, the real king of smack title should be awarded during the year in review, from the single best call of the year.

Saving everyones time?

It's all about the ratings bro. Otherwise it would still be on Good Friday.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat May 06, 2006 2:03 pm

Hate on the Rome show all you want...I often do - but the Smack Off is the last vestige of what made the show great. I detest the Rome interviews, and the spittle slathering that surrounds them. There's not a lot of funny smack on the show. One show a year, though, has some great smack, and it provides several hearty laughs.

Roofer · Post by **Roofer** » Sat May 06, 2006 4:02 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Hate on the Rome show all you want...I often do - but the Smack Off is the last vestige of what made the show great. I detest the Rome interviews, and the spittle slathering that surrounds them. There's not a lot of funny smack on the show. One show a year, though, has some great smack, and it provides several hearty laughs.

Agreed.

I typically only get the last 30 minutes during my lunch break. The Smack Off is worth listening to as it's good for more than a few laughs.

What's the alternative to Rome......DP and that f'ing moron Oberman who thinks he's God's gift to comedic timing? Not much of an option in So Cal.

Hapday · Post by **Hapday** » Sat May 06, 2006 4:23 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Hate on the Rome show all you want...I often do - but the Smack Off is the last vestige of what made the show great. I detest the Rome interviews, and the spittle slathering that surrounds them. There's not a lot of funny smack on the show. One show a year, though, has some great smack, and it provides several hearty laughs.

RACK!

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sat May 06, 2006 7:31 pm

Hapday wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Hate on the Rome show all you want...I often do - but the Smack Off is the last vestige of what made the show great. I detest the Rome interviews, and the spittle slathering that surrounds them. There's not a lot of funny smack on the show. One show a year, though, has some great smack, and it provides several hearty laughs.
RACK!

Second.

It's also nice to hear some of the old vernacular (Rachel used a lot of it) that made the show great in the past, which Rome rarely, if ever, uses these days.

Hapday · Post by **Hapday** » Sat May 06, 2006 7:33 pm

It's a bit of a struggle for Rome to use the old vernacular, or talk for that matter, when he has NASCAR's balls hanging from his chin.