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Signs Your Draft Pick Will Be A Bust:
10. Can't spell "Bust" without a "B," "S," and "T."
9. Struck a Heisman pose, didn't win the damn thing.
8. Comparable to a young Ryan Leaf...mentally.
7. Shifty like O.J....off the field.
6. Lots of upside, if he was a safety.
5. Thought Wonderlic was the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop.
4. To make NFL playbook easier, coach is going to draw plays in the dirt.
3. Throwing motion reminds many of Garo Yepremian.
2. The coaches wanted Matt Leinart.
1. Went to the University of Texas.
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Top Ten Signs Your Draft Pick Might Be A Bust
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Re: Top Ten Signs Your Draft Pick Might Be A Bust
I laughed.BSmack wrote:3. Throwing motion reminds many of Garo Yepremian.
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Re: Top Ten Signs Your Draft Pick Might Be A Bust
Would have been funny had they actually drafted Young.BSmack wrote:From the Hater Nation
Signs Your Draft Pick Will Be A Bust:
10. Can't spell "Bust" without a "B," "S," and "T."
9. Struck a Heisman pose, didn't win the damn thing.
8. Comparable to a young Ryan Leaf...mentally.
7. Shifty like O.J....off the field.
6. Lots of upside, if he was a safety.
5. Thought Wonderlic was the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop.
4. To make NFL playbook easier, coach is going to draw plays in the dirt.
3. Throwing motion reminds many of Garo Yepremian.
2. The coaches wanted Matt Leinart.
1. Went to the University of Texas.
http://thehaternation.blogspot.com/
Huff is the next Brian Dawkins of the league.
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Agreed.
That was so BSmack, though.
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Agreed.
That was so BSmack, though.
Top 10 Reasons You Suck Ass at Message Boards
10. You're a humorless fucking twat.
9. Your picture looks like Stephen Hawking riding the tea cups.
8. Cancer is wildly hilarious compared to your lifeless one liners.
7. Even old ladies who knit sweaters think you're a boring fucktard.
6. Insomniacs get insta-narcolepsy upon receipt of your vaginal posts.
5. If Raiduh James is the shot, BSmack is the chaser.
4. You spell like a fucking 6 year old.
3. If your posts are any indicator, you're hung like a fucking 6 year old.
2. Your liberal pussydom smells like canned tuna from 30 meters.
1. Even Jesus thinks you're an insipid cunt.
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Re: Top Ten Signs Your Draft Pick Might Be A Bust
How could your wife let you post that?jiminphilly wrote:Would have been funny had they actually drafted Young.BSmack wrote:From the Hater Nation
Signs Your Draft Pick Will Be A Bust:
10. Can't spell "Bust" without a "B," "S," and "T."
9. Struck a Heisman pose, didn't win the damn thing.
8. Comparable to a young Ryan Leaf...mentally.
7. Shifty like O.J....off the field.
6. Lots of upside, if he was a safety.
5. Thought Wonderlic was the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop.
4. To make NFL playbook easier, coach is going to draw plays in the dirt.
3. Throwing motion reminds many of Garo Yepremian.
2. The coaches wanted Matt Leinart.
1. Went to the University of Texas.
http://thehaternation.blogspot.com/
Huff is the next Brian Dawkins of the league.
They weren't talking about Huff. They were talking about Young and the Titans. Not everything on that site is a blast on the Raiders.
BTW: When the fuck did Aaron turn into a humorless twat with a sore vagina?
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown