Use a metaphor

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Mon May 08, 2006 6:43 pm

...to describe the person above you.

You smell worse than a freshly fucked Puerto Rican cooter on a hot august afternoon.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Mon May 08, 2006 7:11 pm

Your fingers are as divine as the pope's nostril hair

A.C. Crut · Post by **A.C. Crut** » Mon May 08, 2006 7:11 pm

How about haiku...

carp asphalt eggs ass
heated by the midday sun
no match for your breath

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Mon May 08, 2006 7:14 pm

You are as frightful as an engine developed solely for the countenance of sexual inuendo by country music.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Mon May 08, 2006 7:19 pm

You have less of a chance of getting laid than a freshly cropped eunich at a Promise Keepers convention.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Mon May 08, 2006 7:28 pm

People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.

A.C. Crut · Post by **A.C. Crut** » Mon May 08, 2006 7:52 pm

After gnawing your girls snizz.....your face looks like a bulldog after eating a bowl of custard.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Mon May 08, 2006 7:53 pm

Last night at the soak and poke crut got his expansion joint worked like an asian kid in a sneaker factory.

A.C. Crut · Post by **A.C. Crut** » Mon May 08, 2006 7:56 pm

2!

"work my poop chute like a Colombian kid in an emerald mine" - JCT in a 3-way on GakBack Mountain

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon May 08, 2006 8:05 pm

jtr wrote:Your fingers are as divine as the pope's nostril hair

That's a "similie" you goofball tard!

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Mon May 08, 2006 8:25 pm

AP is a metal machine, laying down stone cold licks.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Mon May 08, 2006 8:40 pm

Your eyes are much like milky pools of pantyhose

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:11 pm

jtr wrote:Your eyes are much like milky pools of pantyhose

...wouldn't know a metaphor if it crawled up his ass, gestated for a day or two, then grabbed a banjo and made him fart to the theme from Deliverance.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:13 pm

jtr wrote:Your eyes are much like milky pools of pantyhose

Another similie you fucki... ahh fuck it.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:16 pm

Ap thinks im as dumb as the last place loser in the rock, paper, scissors championship.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:22 pm

And your point is?

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:35 pm

Dude is it true you went to nj just for an internet lover?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon May 08, 2006 10:00 pm

Went to NJ because my FBI buddy's wife dared me to do it after not going there 6 years ago when I fell in love with the region. I just wanted to do it and have some fun... which I did you sackless tard that will never get laid.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue May 09, 2006 12:20 am

Always though You went to NJ because of some Eyetalian chick.

In other words, Your big rig needed service, and her garage was more open than Michael Jacksons bedroom door on "Ten year old boys visiting day" at Neverland Ranch.

And that's what you met-her-phor, right? ;)

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue May 09, 2006 12:23 am

AP is the prodigal son; David Lee Roth's gigalo to Van Halen's mattress.

jtr is the stain on the mattress.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue May 09, 2006 12:38 am

SoCal is the Afghani whore's blistered taint of All Things Sports.

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue May 09, 2006 12:40 am

Van is the pithy ooze from Blondie's Snatch Serpent.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue May 09, 2006 12:42 am

SoCal Is the M. Perk of sexual congress.

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue May 09, 2006 12:54 am

Van is the pusillanimous closeted gestapo of the keyboard.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue May 09, 2006 12:55 am

Mister Bushice wrote:Always though You went to NJ because of some Eyetalian chick.

In other words, Your big rig needed service, and her garage was more open than Michael Jacksons bedroom door on "Ten year old boys visiting day" at Neverland Ranch.

And that's what you met-her-phor, right? ;)

Good work mang! You are the "i post alot" that resides in Ken's manfunnel on his off days which are pretty much everyday.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:04 am

Crap...

AP snuck in after SoCal so now he's above me here...

Ummm....

AP is the Jeff Emig of sobriety.

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:09 am

Van is the left-euretha of Moorese's forked penis.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:13 am

SoCal is the money shot in JTR's version of Hamlet.

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:15 am

Van is the Chatsworth of Sacramento.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:17 am

SoCal is the Wendell Tyler of erudition.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:23 am

Hate to break this up, but jtr is the "similie smack" master.

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:23 am

Van is the Don Strock of cuckholders.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:27 am

Errr, how could I be a "cuckholder"??

SoCal is the Index of malaprops.

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:31 am

err, cuckholds!

Van is the limp gimp of temerity.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:35 am

SoCal is the Vito From "The Sopranos" of minty fresh breath.

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:37 am

Van is the fence-shepherd for the jtr flock.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:41 am

SoCal is the JTR's crusty sock of social slickitude.

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:47 am

Van is the barnacled-leech on Filthy McNastie's fetid nutsack.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:49 am

SoCal is the Johnny Bench of sodomy.

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:53 am

Van is the Irie of gazers.