Use a metaphor

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:56 am

SoCal is the Cal Ripken, Jr of onanism.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue May 09, 2006 2:01 am

Van looks at socal's ass with a purple passion as the veins protrude in a desirable manner..

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue May 09, 2006 2:06 am

Not even a little metaphor there!

Metaphors, not Fresno Fantasies.

Get with the program!

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue May 09, 2006 2:20 am

Roach is the Biff Henderson of comparative analysis.

:-)

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue May 09, 2006 3:12 am

Van is the George Costanza of Marine Biologists.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue May 09, 2006 3:19 am

SoCal is the R Jack of non sequitous analogies.

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue May 09, 2006 3:21 am

Van is the fluid-tipped reservoir tickling Waitman Wade Beorn's anal warts.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue May 09, 2006 3:30 am

SoCal is Moorese's giant foreheaded midget/tard veering randomly to and fro across the parking lot of T1B.

Zyclone · Post by **Zyclone** » Tue May 09, 2006 4:36 am

Van and Socal need to get a room!

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Tue May 09, 2006 7:35 pm

First of all, any description that uses "like"---i.e., he's like a snake, etc. is an ANALOGY, not a metaphor. A metaphor, importantly, uses the verb "is"--i.e., the Chimp is a puppet. That's a metaphor.

A.C. Crut · Post by **A.C. Crut** » Tue May 09, 2006 8:16 pm

Don't let something as trivial as grammar rules get in the way of a good pile on thread. That being said......

You're subtle...like a hemerrhoid.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue May 09, 2006 10:12 pm

LTS TRN 2 is the excised genital wart of fun.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue May 09, 2006 11:35 pm

OC Mike is the Emu of erudition.

Rack Van and socal, btw.

Tough acts to follow.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed May 10, 2006 2:19 am

WW, ever notice right away when somebody's just a good, solid person?

Fuck it, but that's SoCal.

SoCal is the Rick Adelman of Smack.

socal · Post by **socal** » Wed May 10, 2006 2:29 am

I'll take that as a compliment as Rick takes his walking papers...bastard!

Van is a polyester suit screaming Castro District.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed May 10, 2006 2:32 am

Van could fuck up a wet dream 'cause he hasn't learned to read the damn program.

Van would whiff on a slooow pitched softball lobbed directly over the middle of the plate...

Yaah bro, I've noticed that...of what you speak that is.

socal has taken me to task a time or two...I didn't enjoy it.

edit: Damnit! :x

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed May 10, 2006 2:35 am

That's because...

...WW is the Fredo of Debate!

:-)

socal · Post by **socal** » Wed May 10, 2006 2:43 am

Van is the Spiccoli of teatotalers.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed May 10, 2006 2:50 am

Van is to smack what my dear 85 year old mother is to...to, to harboring bad thoughts about another person.

So there!

err, who's Fredo?

I'm just waiting to get some dirty laundry on socal so that when the time is right, I'll be ready to pounce.

Hey socal...hurry up and provide some dirt, would ya'?

Sheesh.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed May 10, 2006 2:50 am

SoCal is the Napoleon Dynamite of sweet logic jumps.

socal · Post by **socal** » Wed May 10, 2006 2:54 am

WW is the captain of the Goodship Oblivious.

Dude, my name alone is all the dirt you need.

"socal is the Kobe Bryant of________________."

"socal is the ___________ of faults.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed May 10, 2006 2:58 am

Socal is the Catholic Priest of his Boy Scout Leaders conclave.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed May 10, 2006 3:00 am

socal is the Gilligan of gullibility.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed May 10, 2006 3:11 am

WW is the Kraft Individual Cheese Slice of the BBS Board's Department Du Fromage Gourmet...

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed May 10, 2006 3:21 am

Van is the French equivalent of cottage cheese.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed May 10, 2006 3:27 am

~we interrupt this exercise to, well, to stop and offer a little editorial comment...

Dude, that was truly fucking horrible!! Holy crap!!~

WW is the Opus Dei of metaphorical humor.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed May 10, 2006 3:41 am

Van is an over-educated Bill Maher wannabe.

socal · Post by **socal** » Wed May 10, 2006 3:45 am

WW is the keg party of politics.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed May 10, 2006 3:46 am

(Metaphors, dude, metaphors...)

WW is the Barney Fife of The Cognitive Political.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed May 10, 2006 3:53 am

SoCal is the Rent Asunder Romanian Cornhole in "Rocco's Bucharest Nights"...

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed May 10, 2006 3:54 am

socal wrote:WW is the keg party of politics.

Edit!! Edit!!

(Good thing, too....The Ward Cleaver one sucked!! LOL!!)

socal · Post by **socal** » Wed May 10, 2006 3:54 am

Van is the C.W. McCall of gixxer convoys.

(Van is the Horshack of Edit Smack. And the first one was so great I've forgotten it!

)

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed May 10, 2006 3:56 am

SoCal is the 9mm Replica Sportbike Footpeg of Kitschy Kool...

socal · Post by **socal** » Wed May 10, 2006 3:59 am

BWAAAAAA!!!

Van is the Ward Cleaver of anal retention.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed May 10, 2006 4:11 am

SoCal is the Terry Schiavo of rapier sharp ripostes.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed May 10, 2006 4:19 am

Van is the Al Sharpton of Chipotle green sauce stained teens

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed May 10, 2006 4:27 am

JTR is the mayo in the "No Mayo, Please!" Fatburger O' Smack.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed May 10, 2006 5:38 am

Van is the Soylent Green of Annie's daily bowel movement.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed May 10, 2006 2:10 pm

JTR is the JTR of Teen Flicks.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed May 10, 2006 5:19 pm

Van is the full man tvo wishes he could be.