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bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch !!!

actually isn't the polar bear one of the few critters
that actualy will hunt a human for din din ??
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GOSH! Where's the frickin' liger, man?
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Dangerous to women and small children-

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BBMarley wrote:Dangerous to women and small children-

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Thank God it's only dangerous to Women and small children, because I see broken Tripod links ALL the time.
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GOSH! Where's the frickin' liger, man?
Yeah, and what about Nessie-- our underwater ally?
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Wolfman wrote:Image

bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch !!!

actually isn't the polar bear one of the few critters
that actualy will hunt a human for din din ??

Just went and saw Spamalot a couple weeks ago. Awesome stuff......
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Move this bitch to #1:

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Ursus maritimus

Fears nothing..not even man.

Polar bears are the biggest carnivores on land and have a reputation as the only animal that actively hunts humans. They have a sense of smell 100 times better than ours and can run at speeds close to 40 mph.

Polar bears are the most likely species to kill humans for food, as they assume anything they encounter is potential prey. Attacks by other bear species are usually due to the bear being startled, and they will rarely eat the body
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Bobby42 wrote:Move this bitch to #1:

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Ursus maritimus

Fears nothing..not even man.

Polar bears are the biggest carnivores on land and have a reputation as the only animal that actively hunts humans. They have a sense of smell 100 times better than ours and can run at speeds close to 40 mph.

Polar bears are the most likely species to kill humans for food, as they assume anything they encounter is potential prey. Attacks by other bear species are usually due to the bear being startled, and they will rarely eat the body

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a tiger goes for the throat------game ovah
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mothster wrote:a tiger goes for the throat------game ovah
Yep, dead kitty.

I think that the Kodiac is genetically closer to a polar bear than other brown bears if I'm not mistaken.
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Especially considering that the polar bear has barely begun to live. Genetic and biochemical analyses reveal that polar bears diverged from brown bears -- the group that includes grizzly and kodiak bears -- a mere 150,000 or so years ago, making the polar bear one of the most recently evolved mammals on earth and roughly as youthful as modern Homo sapiens. The bears are believed to have become isolated from other brown bears during a glacial period, said Dr. David Paetkau, president of Wildlife Genetics International in Nelson, British Columbia, and to have quickly adapted to a glacially based life.
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I'd have to agree with Mvscal. Tigers are sneakymean sonsofbitches. Other than that Ask Tim treadwell what hell he thinks...


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RedHerring wrote:I'd have to agree with Mvscal. Tigers are sneakymean sonsofbitches. Other than that Ask Tim treadwell what hell he thinks...


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I didn't know lawyers were the deadliest animal in the world...


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Kansas City Kid wrote:
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Were you in Reservoir Dogs? If not, what the fuck happened to your ears?

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I think an alligator ate a girl today in Florida somewhere.

EDIT: Yep, just confirmed:

Broward County's medical examiner concluded that "the alligator attacked the woman while she was on land" and then dragged her body into a canal.

There are alligators in our manmade "lakes" in my 'hood. NEVER walking by one of those again!
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