I've Been Accepted to the University of Tennessee!

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Fri May 19, 2006 3:54 pm

I have a couple of friends at Tennessee in Knoxville. Congrats. It's a happening school as well. NO shortage of nice tail for young single guy.

CalaLily · Post by **CalaLily** » Fri May 19, 2006 3:55 pm

TN is a great place to live. Congrats. What are you studying, besides all the hot young girls?

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Fri May 19, 2006 3:58 pm

He'll be studying the art of dismemberment.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri May 19, 2006 4:01 pm

I guess this means you'll be joining Heath Shuler in UT's collection of stiffs?

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Fri May 19, 2006 7:02 pm

CalaLily wrote:TN is a great place to live. Congrats. What are you studying, besides all the hot young girls?

This is just so precious.

Rip City

The Whistle Is Screaming · Fri May 19, 2006 7:05 pm

CalaLily wrote:TN is a great place to live. Congrats. What are you studying, besides all the hot young girls?

Hi Cala! Nice to see you over here. 1 question ...

Do you walk to school or do you bring your lunch?

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Fri May 19, 2006 7:19 pm

Oh, this is good.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Fri May 19, 2006 7:26 pm

Let it roll Sam, let's see how it plays out.

BTW, Congrats on your acceptence! It's not everyday you get that kind of letter.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri May 19, 2006 7:36 pm

Are you going to join a frat!

I think it would be ever so much fun!

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Fri May 19, 2006 7:44 pm

Can't wait to read about your unwitting involvement in a hazing incident.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri May 19, 2006 7:48 pm

A BamaFan going to Tennessee...where will you allegience lie? Saturdays at Neyland Stadium should be a lot of fun though.

Fat Bones · Post by **Fat Bones** » Fri May 19, 2006 7:49 pm

You'll be sooooooooooooo cool, SS! As with most things, the more you put into it, the more will be gotten out of it. How will you get to school?

Fed Ex, UPS, or some specialized freight hauler?

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Fri May 19, 2006 8:00 pm

Yeah.

This thread started kinda creepy but now it's even creepy because of the humor too many have unknowingly injected into it.

Congrats SS for getting in and the bode you are getting on some in this thread.

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Fri May 19, 2006 8:00 pm

Shoalzie wrote:A BamaFan going to Tennessee...where will you allegience lie?

Maybe under the fifty-yard line?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri May 19, 2006 8:17 pm

Degenerate wrote:
Shoalzie wrote:A BamaFan going to Tennessee...where will you allegience lie?
Maybe under the fifty-yard line?

Nah, your average Bama fan will get cut to peices at UT.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri May 19, 2006 8:33 pm

I know an alum down there, Bernie, who you could hang with on the weekends.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri May 19, 2006 9:07 pm

There was a guy in Wisconsin named Ed Gein who was popular with the ladies -- he always had lots of women hanging around -- but that's another story...

adam-$300 · Post by **adam-$300** » Fri May 19, 2006 10:12 pm

By far one of the worst states, most of the population does not know how to speak correct grammar, many people live in poverty or are surviving off of government funds, many companies are moving out of the state and/or country and a large percent of the population is without work and most of the schools have some sort of problem, from overcrowding to the academics failing.

im frum tennersea an i talk and spel liek dis.
(trust me I live in this sad state and it is like this.)

adam-$300 · Post by **adam-$300** » Fri May 19, 2006 10:14 pm

Don't get me wrong, Tennessee is alright... if you like fat people. I think that Tennessee has to be one of the fattest states in America. Mc Donalds is considered the only foods for many Tennesseans (no, I don't like Mc Donalds). Also, if you have something against overweight rednecks with a southern twang, I think some red flags would go up about this place. Oh, and NEVER talk negatively about them VOLS. If you say something bad about the Tennessee Vols in public, there's a 96% chance you'll get the poop beaten out of you. For future references, if you're planning on a vacation to a southern place, go to south america :/. Seriously.

Terry in Crapchester · Fri May 19, 2006 10:21 pm

Gotta rack this thread and the people who have unknowingly "contributed" to it.

I smell archives. And maybe something else as well, a little later on.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Sat May 20, 2006 12:05 am

My tard meter told me today that this thread was a bevy of possiblities. I wish Sudden Sam would rebait and cast. This hole ain't done yet.

Rip City

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat May 20, 2006 12:25 am

rack you SS on your acceptance. UT is a great school. Some folks are just dying to get in.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat May 20, 2006 12:28 am

BTW, did you apply at 'bama or god forbid, maybe even auburn? I guess they're a little more particular than the vols, huh?

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Sat May 20, 2006 1:18 am

Shoalzie wrote:A BamaFan going to Tennessee...where will you allegience lie? Saturdays at Neyland Stadium should be a lot of fun though.

Since when has a Bama fan actually attended the University...

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon May 22, 2006 1:32 pm

People actually apply to go to the U of Tennessee ... ?

Talk about a death wish.

Well, good luck, Sam.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon May 22, 2006 2:00 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:
adam-$300 wrote:Don't get me wrong, Tennessee is alright... Oh, and NEVER talk negatively about them VOLS. If you say something bad about the Tennessee Vols in public, there's a 96% chance you'll get the poop beaten out of you.
I'm planning on laying low and keeping any negative comments about the Vols to myself.

OUT
FUCKING
STANDING

Terry in Crapchester · Mon May 22, 2006 3:02 pm

poptart wrote:People actually apply to go to the U of Tennessee ... ?

Talk about a death wish.

Well, good luck, Sam.

Either the best played post or the most fortuitous pun, as it turned out, in the history of this board. Props, either way.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Mon May 22, 2006 4:07 pm

Props Sam!

A dorm room with comfy Roll-Away bed and a Walk-In Freezer as an added bonus, they must really want that brain of yours to pony up such a nice place to "rest in peace."

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Mon May 22, 2006 4:43 pm

So Sam, when is Freshman Orientation?

I'm sure they'll show you all the best places to hang out.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon May 22, 2006 4:48 pm

adam-$300 wrote:By far one of the worst states, most of the population does not know how to speak correct grammar, many people live in poverty or are surviving off of government funds, many companies are moving out of the state and/or country and a large percent of the population is without work and most of the schools have some sort of problem, from overcrowding to the academics failing.

im frum tennersea an i talk and spel liek dis.
(trust me I live in this sad state and it is like this.)

I don't think quality of life issues were a big part of Sam's thought process.

Just sayin.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon May 22, 2006 4:57 pm

Degenerate wrote:Can't wait to read about your unwitting involvement in a hazing incident.

Outstanding.

adam-$300 wrote:most of the population does not know how to speak correct grammar

Also outstanding, albeit for different reasons.

"You not talk english too good."

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Mon May 22, 2006 5:01 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:So Sam, when is Freshman Orientation?

I'm sure they'll show you all the best places to hang out.

Some guidance has to be in order just so Sam can make it out of there in one piece. Without a doubt he'll face some very sharp competition and with luck he won't be gutted and tossed aside as soon as he gets in.

CalaLily · Post by **CalaLily** » Mon May 22, 2006 5:14 pm

I hate all of you.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Mon May 22, 2006 5:34 pm

CalaLily wrote:I hate all of you.

:D

Rip City

Terry in Crapchester · Mon May 22, 2006 5:42 pm

CalaLily wrote:I hate all of you.

Happens to everyone in these parts. Don't take it personally. :wink: