Bad spot in the new sod

YD · Post by YD » Thu May 18, 2006 4:21 pm

had a sod lawn put in end of last summer when the house was finished.

I got a little spot (actually about 4' by 3') that looks all dried up and dead :?

I've been hammering it with water but its not getting better

did I get some shitty sod?

wtf

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu May 18, 2006 4:27 pm

Your house was built on an old Indian graveyard.

Expect zombies.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu May 18, 2006 4:31 pm

Fester nailed it. Invest in axes.

YD · Post by YD » Thu May 18, 2006 4:35 pm

:x

that explains the bleeding foundation and my three yr old staring at static on the boob tube

dammit!

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:37 pm

I have a 4 x 3 spot that is green !!

must be some sort of voodoo thing ??

YD · Post by YD » Thu May 18, 2006 5:51 pm

I was gonna ask the messican dudes who do the retired ed asner look alike across the streets's lawn. but I don't think they would under stand my spanenglo.

This is really pissing me off. my yard is perfect aside from that and I'm gripping. Its like a big drew brees birthmark on the face of my Jessica Alba lawn.

I have not encountered a lawn problem that I cant fix with a shitload of water and weed and feed.

pizmeofft

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu May 18, 2006 6:08 pm

You could just call the folks that laid the sod, explain the situation, and ask them if you could swing by and pick up a 4' x 3' piece to patch it with. Or you could buy one of those fake wishing-well planter thingies and set it on that spot. Or you could just whine about it on internet message boards.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu May 18, 2006 6:12 pm

timmay wrote::x

that explains the bleeding foundation and my three yr old staring at static on the boob tube

You sellin' that place? Does it bleed Elf blood?

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Thu May 18, 2006 6:15 pm

Glenn Danzig kicks ass. So does Gablox.

Zyclone · Post by **Zyclone** » Thu May 18, 2006 6:18 pm

Invictus wrote:Glenn Danzig kicks ass. So does Gablox.

Come again?[web]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f44pclHg1-A[/web]

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu May 18, 2006 6:21 pm

I've seen that one. Poor Glenn. I think he's 85 now. I saw him tour behind Danzig's 2nd album, and his belt buckle can't hide the beer gut. Hair sure is thin. Bald dudes just ain't evil.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu May 18, 2006 6:34 pm

I always barharhar at that one.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu May 18, 2006 7:59 pm

What the hail was that??

Who the fuck was that fukking fukker?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu May 18, 2006 8:02 pm

timmay wrote: did I get some shitty sod?

wtf

Try moving somewhere that plants actually grow.

That would be a fine fucking start.

"I live in the desert, and I can't get grass to grow...what's the deal?"

The "deal" is, that the lack of moisture æffects the brain...obviously.

YD · Post by YD » Thu May 18, 2006 8:10 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:You could just call the folks that laid the sod, explain the situation, and ask them if you could swing by and pick up a 4' x 3' piece to patch it with. Or you could buy one of those fake wishing-well planter thingies and set it on that spot. Or you could just whine about it on internet message boards.

don't make me get melty. as usual I give you fooks too much credit. I thought dins would bypass the desert crack and come with knowlegde of some common sod fungus strain that he had encyclopedic knowledge of.

goobs was right on with the relacement sod deal. thats what I planned on, but was hoping that flooding the shit out of it would work.

good wthing I did whine about it or we'd have missed the danzig video reset

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu May 18, 2006 8:16 pm

timmay wrote:I thought dins would bypass the desert crack and come with knowlegde of some common sod fungus strain that he had encyclopedic knowledge of.

I also bypassed "a new piece of sod costs about $5, and takes less time to replace that it did to type that post."

Sorry to disappoint.

YD · Post by YD » Thu May 18, 2006 8:26 pm

:x

bastards!

what if the grass isn't the same green. it could be bluer or yellower

I would not be able to tell because I have the color blinds

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu May 18, 2006 8:28 pm

Pics from in and around Timmay's neck of the world --

Should have cut your losses, and planted sagebrush. I hear scrubgrass greens up nicely...for about two weeks out of the year.

Should have stayed with a more "native" landscape design, and let the scrubgrass grow really tall, then put a match to it in the spring. Get a couple of charred ponderosa stumps, and you've got a beautiful Eastern Oregon (save your "Central Oregon" crap...there's no such place) native landscape.

If you don't like the fires
Then move from that town
Cause God's gonna burn it down
God's gonna burn it down

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu May 18, 2006 8:31 pm

timmay wrote:what if the grass isn't the same green. it could be bluer or yellower

I would not be able to tell because I have the color blinds

Then how did you determine it's not green in the first place?

Did you consider the possibility that your neighbors in Bend, California are just playing an elaborate joke on you?

YD · Post by YD » Thu May 18, 2006 8:38 pm

don't forget to the west and south of me

you think one of those tards is whizzing in my yard?

wtf!

those assholes!!

XXXL · Post by **XXXL** » Sun May 21, 2006 12:28 am

Probably the neighbors dog marking his territory.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun May 21, 2006 3:17 am

Just put down a patch of Astroturf.

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Sun May 21, 2006 5:14 am

Just buy a sheet of the same sod, some topsoil and cut out the dead sod and replace it. Water the fukk out of it.

WTF?

Or just go on line and...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun May 21, 2006 4:08 pm

I think I just got smacked.

Excellent.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun May 21, 2006 4:47 pm

Rack Chowd!

Shrink that down and use it as a avatar Dins.

Funny as hell.

T1B

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