Old smack pics...some wytched, some not. Can you name 'em?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu May 25, 2006 10:08 pm

Podge?

Thanks for the top billing, Luth. I frankly didn't think anybody would get that one. Funny that people thought it might have been Dins. He's at least twice the know-it-all that I am.

This has got to be Wayne JTCton.
The Portoguese Stallion.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Thu May 25, 2006 10:27 pm

Jimmy Medalions wrote:Check out the fukken freak in the background. Best part of the whole picture

...looks a lot like Loganfan to me!

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Fri May 26, 2006 2:16 am

Is that Viper from Vancouver?

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Fri May 26, 2006 2:52 am

^
Shrub
AP
Ummm........gbg?

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Fri May 26, 2006 2:55 am

Luther wrote:

This one will be tough. Good luck.

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Rip City

Yadda Yadda Yadda - What do I win this time?

Okay I cheated. Sorry.

I do like this one though, Luth...

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Fri May 26, 2006 3:02 am

I'm just going to guess Rack Fu in the vest.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Fri May 26, 2006 3:07 am

Rich Fader wrote:I'm just going to guess Rack Fu in the vest.

It's AP from what I recall.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Fri May 26, 2006 3:15 am

jiminphilly wrote:
Rich Fader wrote:I'm just going to guess Rack Fu in the vest.
It's AP from what I recall.

'tis so. With the wandering eye not so evident, a bit harder to place. But yes, AP.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Fri May 26, 2006 4:40 am

Sorry Trampis, try again.

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This was one of Miss Conduct's better wytches. Bwahahahaha[/align]

Rip City

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri May 26, 2006 6:51 pm

The Seer wrote:
Felix wrote:

that would be Mark Cuban.........

Freeze?

Ronnie · Post by **Ronnie** » Fri May 26, 2006 7:09 pm

Gosh I didn't think you guys even remembered me.(LOL) I don't look anything like I used to since I've been working out and cut back on boxed wine. I look a lot more like Tom Sellick now.(LOL)

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri May 26, 2006 7:11 pm

Luther wrote:

This one will be tough. Good luck.

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I'll go with -- some dude, who despite some obvious physical shortcomings, still managed to display photographic eveidence that he's had more physical contact with females than 98% of this board.

What do I win?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri May 26, 2006 7:18 pm

Luther wrote:

Guess which one was ^^ his ^^ girlfriend.

mouse · Post by **mouse** » Sat May 27, 2006 9:16 am

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Sat May 27, 2006 6:39 pm

...mouse told me personally that he prefers this version!

T1B Nic · Post by **T1B Nic** » Sun May 28, 2006 12:41 am

Killian wrote:
Luther wrote:

Big Bwahaha here. Name these two guys, where are they at and did anything happen during this _______ that merits a thread by itself?

Is this Russ and the dude that banged his wife?

Domelopper.

I've got some pics from the Indy stop somewhere around here...

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun May 28, 2006 5:07 am

jiminphilly wrote:
Rich Fader wrote:I'm just going to guess Rack Fu in the vest.
It's AP from what I recall.

Damn, that was December 1999 in New York. You guys got pictures from that far back still on yer spam and virus infested porn drives?

88, that was you on Mt. McKinley???? That's fucking cool.

mouse · Post by **mouse** » Sun May 28, 2006 5:56 am

ChargerMike

Rack you Mon!

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Sun May 28, 2006 7:52 am

Mouse, ...no offense dude. Really. I'm not sure what the whole taco contents are, but I have a sneaky feeling that I'm not the only one who thinks some of the ingredients might not be fresh.

I've laughed at some of the stuff you've posted, but seriously, here is my take. We've got this little board here with all kinds of posters. Some of them are hard core political style posters, guys like; mvscal, Bsmack, MartyRed, Bushice, LTS2, ...blah de blah de blah.

Then you have the guys who kind of bring the funny, or at least I think they are funny; Fester, Bace, Mo, Dins, Pop, Felix, HH and maybe even me, on a good day. Push the funny, and maybe include Otis, but he's from Canada, and they think burps are the funnay.

Even on this board, you are seriously getting your San Antonio humor bone shoved up where the SW Sun don't shine. I think you're a nice guy and all, but I'd rather stand in a shit filled terlit in some Dallas Rest Area then have to read some of your un-funny posts. Prolly less if I had to cough up more than a quarter for a cover charger to hear it.

Sir, you are over matched. Maybe not so much in Texas, but blister my ass, you don't hold a candle in this room. I'm all for advancement, and such. Maybe if I smoked as much chronic as you then maybe I'd see the hilarious venues you've travelled. You've posted the pictures from your apartment, a TV on wheels, a few Vinyl records, a baggie of chronic, and you, with your balls begging to bubble out. Bwah. How many years have I seen that same fucking picture? Last year? Not. 2 years ago ? Not....I think I saw that stupid picture probably when Reagan was around, yes?Get a roll of dimes from the bank for crissakes. Stuff it in your shorts, and play the part of the fat, hairy, Ron Jeremy. And have fun.

You're a 40'ish, plumper, with hair like Belushi, and he's been dead, for what, 20 years? John Stossel from ABC is just begging us to register and have a forum called, "Give me a Break", but you'd garner most of the shit. The only laughs you will ever get here, are in the ultra-late night crew. Sometimes, I am here. m2 is usually here late, and by Gawd, maybe if you send for a wind chime he might prop your ass.

Don't even give me this, I made this much jack here, or I got a gig here, or there. The only reason you don't see half the names I listed as funny not on some late night gig is because they are lazy like me. They'd rather pull pud, hunt poon, BBQ or just sit and not laugh at your takes. Sorry about the dig.

Fuck man, I'd rather watch Cinder dance with her teeth out. I'd rather watch War Wagon give some video's that Lowe's puts out, maybe one that is entitled, "Home Goodies that I don't have." Get a haircut, Mouse. OK, if you want, and just desire to reach common ground then, just "warsh" that stupid mop.

Just my take.

Rip City

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Sun May 28, 2006 8:36 am

Luther wrote:Just my take.

What a fucking hater you are. Why the disdain for someone who has nothing but good intentions in their posts.

Just because you are an old fart with one shoe in the coffin, don't hate on those who have more time on this earth than you do.

It's posts like that that keep any new blood from ever coming here.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun May 28, 2006 9:59 am

Potential newbies won't want to post here because Luther smacked mouse down ... ?

Mouser can hit him back if he wants to, right ... ?

This ain't the Love Boat.

Pull your head out of your ass, TardTard.

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Sun May 28, 2006 10:06 am

poptart wrote:Potential newbies won't want to post here because Luther smacked mouse down ... ?

Mouser can hit him back if he wants to, right ... ?

This ain't the Love Boat.

Pull your head out of your ass, TardTard.

You are just as weak as Luth...

Idiots seem to run in packs....

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun May 28, 2006 3:49 pm

poptart wrote:Mouser can hit him back if he wants to, right ... ?

TenTallBen wrote: You are just as weak as Luth...

Idiots seem to run in packs....

Talk about a point flying right over a person's head...

That reply was very...moth-like.

TTB....props on being TTB's bitch.

RACK Luth....even though I "get" mouse...that inane, completely irrelevant crap always makes me laugh. Then again, if I listed all of the people here that I thought were funny, that very few others apparently do, I'd probably take a pile-on for it(Hint: M2 and Todd would be on the list...nuff said?)

But Luth is going to run of the newbies...in TTB's assessment?

Classic.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun May 28, 2006 5:04 pm

I don't see how anybody could say m2 and Todd aren't funny...

They do it differently than most but they're both good at what they do.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Sun May 28, 2006 5:08 pm

Have I been wrong for over a year now, since the creation of this board? I could have sworn that the progression through smack worlds had gone something like this: SCI, SCII, SCIII, ToT, TNW, back to ToT, then here, but minus some really small other ones?

Running off newbies? I crack on mouse and that is going to drive away a new poster? Really? Man, I'm sorry about that. When I first hit the SCII board from a link from a friend I couldn't believe all the smacking going on. I'd throw up a take, go get a cup of coffee or mow the lawn and then come back to see that Jay in Phoenix had just pistol whipped me in the face, Dave in Tulsa had assraped me, Nostra had really insulted me with words that even Velocet wouldn't know and my only defender was Mace. And then they'd turn on him. It was funnier than hell.

I was a newbie but did I run away? I guess not as I'm still here. TTB says I'm weak and have a foot in the grave? Bwahahaha. Someone running old smack on me hasn't been done before? This is so fresh that my feelings are hurt. I'm sad now. I don't want to upset TTB or mouse, so if you want me to play nice then I'll just take some Xanax and go around propping everybody.

And to that newbie that stumbled in here and is thinking about leaving, Stay man. Don't read anything into the name of this forum either; Cul de Smack. We really are referring to "smack" as in a nice friendly kiss..."Give me a smack on the cheek," that is the type of forum this is. Really.

Rip City

mouse · Post by **mouse** » Sun May 28, 2006 5:49 pm

That picture is not intended to be fresh, In fact it is just for that purpose. It has secrets meanings that only old school Jim Rome smackers from 1996 can appreciate.

I post it as a reminder of how easy it is to get a persons goat by bringing up old shit like InkyDave etc...

That picture is a classic that got me my 15 minutes of fame.

http://www.sanantoniolightning.com/duel3.html

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Sun May 28, 2006 5:56 pm

You still got sent to the penalty box, mouse. TTB's Penalty Box. You might not have smacked me, but you did smack those poor people at the Spurs board in your other thread. You not only might drive newbies from that forum, but you might even drive some away here. Enjoy your minutes in the box with me, and m2.

Rip City

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun May 28, 2006 6:04 pm

"The Luth!" "The Luth!"
"The Luth is on fire!"

mouse · Post by **mouse** » Sun May 28, 2006 6:13 pm

If you want the motherload of pics of me looking like an asshat? look for topics that read GTG

http://spurstalk.com/forums/forumdispla ... ysprune=-1
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18577

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Sun May 28, 2006 9:07 pm

Rack Luth and Mouse!

Holy shit I was up late and wasted as hell last night!

mouse · Post by **mouse** » Sun May 28, 2006 10:27 pm

I drank some pear brandy from this guy named Slomo from Slovania, The pear is whole in the bottle.

The one I drank was old and had 3 dead flies in it I got sick.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Sun May 28, 2006 10:41 pm

OK, mouse...I busted up on the pear incident. Is that a 10 foot fence?

Rip City

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon May 29, 2006 10:09 pm

Tards and wytches... here you go...

I'm holding a card behind my back.

mouse · Post by **mouse** » Tue May 30, 2006 3:25 am

Are you sure your not handcuffed?

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Tue May 30, 2006 3:36 am

mouse wrote:Are you sure your not handcuffed?

No, he's just holding his pink slip from when he was canned by the pool cleaning company.

mouse · Post by **mouse** » Tue May 30, 2006 5:33 am

Rack!

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:14 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Tards and wytches... here you go...

I'm holding a card behind my back.

Is it an invitation to a pool party?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:16 pm

holy shit, chowd. Love it. Love the Brian Peppers and the office troll guy whose name escapes me.

Ronnie · Post by **Ronnie** » Tue May 30, 2006 3:15 pm

That picture gets a bunch of racks. You guys crack me up when you whitch my handsome mug onto pictures. (LOL)

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Tue May 30, 2006 3:43 pm

LOL!

OMG. It's RONNIE!!!

Mike- Get me a beer!

T1B

Old smack pics...some wytched, some not. Can you name 'em?

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