(g) Jeff in SD, report here (g)

[PSUFAN]

Usually once someone goes off and starts to smack, you lock it up right away.

Jeff, you haven't exactly emerged from the background noise of your own accord...so let's see what you've got.

Go off and start to smack.

[Ucant#...???]

Go off and start to smack.

Don't hold your breath.

His game consists solely of... ~yawn~... "That's not smack" smack".... ~stretch~...

I love bitches whose only purpose in life is critiquing.

[YD]

I can't be held resposible for JISD.



I wanna see this though.


*grabs bag of pretzels and cold beverage*

[bbqjones]

if youre trying to goad me into smacking you, well the smack is going to have to wait until you stop smacking the people that keep getting smacked. once that is accomplished, perhaps ill smack you into the next millenium and then some. it must be easy trying to smack when others dont want to smack.

smackfully yours

jeff in smackdiego

[Jacktown Smack]

Smackeder smackeder smacksmacksmack Flurgasmack Fooglesmack smackemsmackemdoo.

Smackerdee,

Swedish Smacker

[PSUFAN]

:crickets:

[YD]

[Bizzarofelice]

Smackeder smackeder smacksmacksmack Flurgasmack Fooglesmack smackemsmackemdoo.

Smackerdee,

Swedish Smacker

I laughed.
Must be slap-happy.

[Dinsdale]

Roll of sod from your lawn?

[YD]

that was kinda LMAO and a lil bit bwahahaha

I pulled out that bad sod and there was a lil sinkhole underneaf there.

fixed and replaced with new sod.

looks bueno

[Dinsdale]

lil sinkhole underneaf there.

I'm going to have to flip a coin to decide whether to go with the Python or JCT reset...

[YD]

go with the py

[Dinsdale]

If someone is fucking with you, smack them into obscurity

[Bizzarofelice]

.NET SMACK RULES!

[Dinsdale]

If someone is fucking with you, smack them into obscurity

[JCT]

How's this working out?

[JCT]

Like Beantown, he'll be smacktactical.

[YD]

So is Dins or JCT gonna reset some sinkhole story while we are all waiting around in here. Or was that just indirect schmax?

[M2]

Roll of sod from your lawn?

Bwhahahaha!!!

I remember the thread where it was confirmed that Timmay lived in Nevada... I think. Hell, I was just driving through eastern Oregon... or was it Nevada? Well, anyway that tumble weed wasn't nearly as funny a week ago when I saw it in person.

[YD]

I live in the dead center of Oregon. Dins says I'm supposed to call it EASTERN Oregon.

EASTERN Oregon

that's the ticket

[M2]

I live in the dead center of Oregon. Dins says I'm supposed to call it EASTERN Oregon.

EASTERN Oregon

that's the ticket

Well, in the bay area... we refer to anything past the Sierra's as back east. If you look at a map... and check the longitude, it pretty much coincides with Bend.

[Dinsdale]

the dead center of Oregon

Nope. That would be Eugene. Second to only SF in total shows.

[BSmack]

the dead center of Oregon

Nope. That would be Eugene. Second to only SF in total shows.

Link?

Edit: Never mind. According to Dead Base, Madison Square Garden by itself has seen more dead shows than the entire state of Oregon.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

lil sinkhole underneaf there.

I'm going to have to flip a coin to decide whether to go with the Python or JCT reset...

He said "lil sinkhole", play it safe and go with Py.

[YD]

the dead center of Oregon

Nope. That would be Eugene. Second to only SF in total shows.

Rolled away the dew a couple times at Autzen

[Dinsdale]

Edit: Never mind. According to Dead Base, Madison Square Garden by itself has seen more dead shows than the entire state of Oregon.

I'd actually be sincerely interested in those stats. I believe the Eugene stat I heard actually came from Jerry's mouth...for what that's worth( He wasn't known for having the sharpest memory towards the end). Probably pimping hos other home (which was Veneta, little town west of Eugene, also home to Ken Kesey).

[Dinsdale]

Rolled away the dew a couple times at Autzen

Did that myself...a dozen or so times. Best. Times. EVAR. Watching uniformed officers with the Eugene Police Department buy tiedyes and what looked suspiciously like a vial of a clear liquid was worth the trip by itself.


WAR -- "the FUCK I can't eat that whole strip!"

[BSmack]

Edit: Never mind. According to Dead Base, Madison Square Garden by itself has seen more dead shows than the entire state of Oregon.

I'd actually be sincerely interested in those stats. I believe the Eugene stat I heard actually came from Jerry's mouth...for what that's worth( He wasn't known for having the sharpest memory towards the end). Probably pimping hos other home (which was Veneta, little town west of Eugene, also home to Ken Kesey).

Here's the site. I actualy have their Dead Base Jr. paperback which lists every known setlist and a whole bunch of other information that is only useful to stoners looking to settle bets.

http://www.deadbase.com/

BTW: An interview I read with Ken Kesey many years back in Relix was why I initialy doubted your claim about Eugene. Kesey spent a portion of the interview lamenting the scarcity of Dead shows in the U&L relative to California and the East Coast Spring/Fall tour cities.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Edit: Never mind. According to Dead Base, Madison Square Garden by itself has seen more dead shows than the entire state of Oregon.

I'd actually be sincerely interested in those stats. I believe the Eugene stat I heard actually came from Jerry's mouth...for what that's worth( He wasn't known for having the sharpest memory towards the end). Probably pimping hos other home (which was Veneta, little town west of Eugene, also home to Ken Kesey).

deadbase.com

Search feature:

Query String: WHERE (state Like '%oregon%')

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47 shows matched your query.
Date Venue
07-18-67 Masonic Temple, Portland, Or.
01-29-68 Portland State College, Portland, Or.
01-30-68 Erb Memorial Union, U. of Oregon, Eugene, Or.
02-02-68 Crystal Ballroom, Portland, Or.
02-03-68 Crystal Ballroom, Portland, Or.
02-04-68 Gym, South Oregon College, Ashland, Or.
05-30-69 Springer's Inn, Portland, Or.
05-31-69 McArthur Court, University of Oregon, Eugene, Or.
08-23-69 Pelletier Farm, St. Helens, Or.
01-16-70 Springer's Inn, Portland, Or.
01-17-70 Oregon State University, Corvallis, Or.
01-18-70 Springer's Inn, Portland, Or.
01-22-71 Lane Community College, Eugene, Or.
07-25-72 Paramount Theater, Portland, Or.
07-26-72 Paramount Theater, Portland, Or.
08-27-72 Old Renaissance Faire Grounds, Veneta, Or.
06-24-73 Portland Memorial Coliseum, Portland, Or.
05-19-74 Portland Memorial Coliseum, Portland, Or.
06-03-76 Paramount Theater, Portland, Or.
06-04-76 Paramount Theater, Portland, Or.
10-01-77 Paramount Theater, Portland, Or.
10-02-77 Paramount Theater, Portland, Or.
01-22-78 McArthur Court, University of Oregon, Eugene, Or.
06-25-78 Autzen Stadium, U. of Oregon, Eugene, Or.
06-30-79 Portland International Raceway, Portland, Or.
06-12-80 Portland Memorial Coliseum, Portland, Or.
08-15-81 Portland Memorial Coliseum, Portland, Or.
08-16-81 McArthur Court, University of Oregon, Eugene, Or.
08-28-82 Oregon Country Fair Site, Veneta, Or.
08-26-83 Portland Memorial Coliseum, Portland, Or.
08-29-83 Silva Hall, Hult Center, Eugene, Or.
08-30-83 Silva Hall, Hult Center, Eugene, Or.
08-31-83 Silva Hall, Hult Center, Eugene, Or.
05-06-84 Silva Hall, Hult Center, Eugene, Or.
05-07-84 Silva Hall, Hult Center, Eugene, Or.
05-08-84 Silva Hall, Hult Center, Eugene, Or.
07-19-87 Autzen Stadium, U. of Oregon, Eugene, Or.
08-28-88 Autzen Stadium, U. of Oregon, Eugene, Or.
06-23-90 Autzen Stadium, U. of Oregon, Eugene, Or.
06-24-90 Autzen Stadium, U. of Oregon, Eugene, Or.
08-21-93 Autzen Stadium, U. of Oregon, Eugene, Or.
08-22-93 Autzen Stadium, U. of Oregon, Eugene, Or.
06-17-94 Autzen Stadium, U. of Oregon, Eugene, Or.
06-18-94 Autzen Stadium, U. of Oregon, Eugene, Or.
06-19-94 Autzen Stadium, U. of Oregon, Eugene, Or.
05-28-95 Portland Meadows, Portland, Or.
05-29-95 Portland Meadows, Portland, Or.

Query String: WHERE (fullvenue Like '%madison square garden%')

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56 shows matched your query.
Date Venue
12-04-71 Felt Forum, Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
12-05-71 Felt Forum, Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
12-06-71 Felt Forum, Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
12-07-71 Felt Forum, Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
01-07-79 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
01-08-79 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-04-79 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-05-79 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-06-79 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
03-09-81 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
03-10-81 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-20-82 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-21-82 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
10-11-83 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
10-12-83 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-15-87 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-16-87 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-18-87 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-19-87 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-20-87 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-14-88 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-15-88 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-16-88 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-18-88 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-19-88 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-20-88 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-22-88 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-23-88 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-24-88 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-14-90 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-15-90 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-16-90 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-18-90 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-19-90 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-20-90 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-08-91 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-09-91 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-10-91 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-12-91 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-13-91 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-14-91 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-16-91 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-17-91 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-18-91 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-16-93 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-17-93 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-18-93 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-20-93 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-21-93 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-22-93 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
10-13-94 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
10-14-94 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
10-15-94 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
10-17-94 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
10-18-94 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
10-19-94 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.

[PSUFAN]

Jeff appears to have gone Badlands on us. If he does show up, though, and smack us, I'll be nearby to things up...

[YD]

this actually turned out to be a deece "stand around and bullshit" threarde

[Dinsdale]

Kesey spent a portion of the interview lamenting the scarcity of Dead shows in the U&L relative to California and the East Coast Spring/Fall tour cities.

There's actually some rich local history there.

Too long for me to get into at the moment, but kind of interesting. It was out of fear of those "dirty communist hippies" that they closed the once-again-legendary Crystal Ballroom, after the Dead played there(don't know if that one is on your list, it was a very early show in their history*). They kept it fairly cool, but when they brought the act back to Portland in '77( if my memory is right, it was at the Paramount in 77, which was the first live performance of The Wheel), they were kinda under the gun again. Then, they were pretty much relegated to Eugene, which worked out fine. Right before Jerry dies, they played Portland for the first time since then, and the venue (horse racing track, right adjacent to I-5(not that Autzen isn't also, but different atmosphere altogether)...the venue sucked ass. Seen Metallica there a couple of times, and it sucked for them, as well. Oddly enough, those are the only two bands I've seen when the temps were in the triple digits...had the pleasure of seeing the Dead on the hottest day in the history of Eugene...40,000 people there, 1200 were treated for heatstroke...awesome).


There's a story behind all of that stuff. But fwiw -- the Crystal has been returned to its former glory after all of these years. Incredible club(which is probably why the indie bands move here from all over the country, so they can hang out at the Crystal). Long live "The Trampoline" (only those who have been there will probably understand the Trampoline nickname...the floor bounces, by design).


* - EDIT: alllriiiighty, then.

[YD]

rack the trampoline.

the crystal and lola's are both great places to hang and play, if you are in a band or what have ya.

I would not want to be playing there when a fire broke out. A perfectly good Les Paul may have to go through a window and onto burnside

[Dinsdale]

01-22-78 McArthur Court, University of Oregon, Eugene, Or.

IF my memory serves correctly (BWAHAHAHA), that's a show I had a taoe of (can't find it now, or anything). IF it's the one I'm thinking of, it's one of the better ones I've heard. Don't even remember the set, but it was off-the-hook.

If it's the one I'm thinking of.


Did I mention that the coolest bar in the universe...the one that has an 18 hole chip and put course...they also have a bar on the premises that always has a Dead DVD playing, at all times? Big screens, TVs in every corner. Awesome. Coolest place on earth. Golf course, beer/wine/whisky made on site...hotel rooms, theater, bands galore, 43 acres of pure, unadulterated theme-park-for-grown-ups. I guess they're building an amphitheater, too...won't that just suck.

[Dinsdale]

I would not want to be playing there when a fire broke out.

If you threw it hard enough, the faggots on Vaseline Alley would soften the blow.


There is kind of that one drawback to the Crystal -- you only need to take about 3 steps off Burnside before it gets really faggy, really quickly. I don't really vare what other men do with their peepees, but I don't need to see them yanking each other around on dog leashes in their assless chaps and shit, either.

[YD]

isn't there a methadone clinic or somethin behind it on the south side as well?

[Dinsdale]

isn't there a methadone clinic or somethin behind it on the south side as well?

To be honest, I'm neither a heroin addict nor homosexual, so I have little need to bump down the street behind there. Gotta drive down it to get to the I405 ramp, and it's pretty....light in the loafers.


Don't get me wrong -- my thug-ass knows every nook and cranny of Downtown....I just don't know every nook and cranny of it's male residents.

[YD]

we always have to park back there if no spaces are open in front to load in. carry all the shit around the corner and into that telephone booth ERRRRRRR elevator.

we'd be sittin in the van taking rips before a show at Lola's and a big line of fags/tards/horseaddicts are staring at us while they wait for some 'done.

skeert the heck out of some of the more country fooks I used to play with

[Mr T]

Did I mention that the coolest bar in the universe...the one that has an 18 hole chip and put course...they also have a bar on the premises that always has a Dead DVD playing, at all times? Big screens, TVs in every corner. Awesome. Coolest place on earth. Golf course, beer/wine/whisky made on site...hotel rooms, theater, bands galore, 43 acres of pure, unadulterated theme-park-for-grown-ups. I guess they're building an amphitheater, too...won't that just suck.

Where is this?

[Dinsdale]

Where is this?

http://www.mcmenamins.com/index.php?loc ... 20Homepage


Troutdale, Oregon. Extreme northeast corner of the Portland area. Hope you like wind (sup Columbia River Gorge).