This thread is dedicated to Cuda.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:18 pm

Hi folks. Since Cuda seems to think that he's da bomb, I thought I'd start a thread honoring him. So come on in and tell us what you think about this master of smack. Be honest now, or don't respond at all.

I'm just trying to get a feel for Cuda's overall approval rating.

Personally, I think he is one of the most unimaginative posters here. Not only is his smack extremely weak, he's tactless and stupid.

But hey, if I'm wrong, tell me why.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:22 pm

crickets chirping!

what a stupid cunt!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:26 pm

come on people!

Let's get the RACKING of Cuda underway!

He's a legend!!!

What a stupid fucking cunt!!!

x 10000000000

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:26 pm

I like bigb, I like Samurai Gangbang and his various incarnations. I like Jimmy Meds, I like elgrande, I like toughlove, I like alkaholic. I like Hillbilly J, Luth, zzeveloburp and even PrimeX.

Everybody has strengths and weaknesses, soft spots and blind spots. Cuda isn't widely liked, but that's not his goal. He likes to crack wise, he likes to smack, and he "gets it". And you "get it" too, Sammy. Which is probably why you started this thread.

I give Cuda :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: out of five.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:28 pm

Cmon out of there, cuda.....

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:28 pm

RACK Cuda. He's a least left an impresion on you. He may not be the best smacker on the board, but he at least knows it's a smackboard and behaves accordingly.

Rack Him!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:30 pm

Wrong. cuda is a bitter cunt who holds true grudges on this board.

he's a pussy

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:32 pm

Biggie wrote: Cuda isn't widely liked, but that's not his goal.

He doesn't have a goal.

And he's not widely liked because he SUCKS!

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:41 pm

He's not widely liked because he's not affraid to call a flaming douche a flaming douche. Chances are, if Cuda called you a douche, you deserved it.

Alkie · Post by **Alkie** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:46 pm

Headhunter wrote:He's not widely liked because he's not affraid to call a flaming douche a flaming douche. Chances are, if Cuda called you a douche, you deserved it.

This certainly explains why I smell like vinegar and my hairs on fire.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:46 pm

it appears you know what it tastes like to have your uvula slathered with cuda's manginal discharge.

dude, eject!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:48 pm

Headhunter wrote:RACK Cuda. He's a least left an impresion on you.

Yeah, the impression that he's a loser!

Dude, Cuda's been on these fucking boards as long as I have.

Fuck, JTR has left an impression on everybody too. Is he next to receive your racks?

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:48 pm

Biggie wrote:and even PrimeX.

WTF does that mean, "and even"...

AND EVEN UPSDIE YOUR DOME WHERE I LIVE!!

OK, or not, but whatever.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:57 pm

This thread is worse than a Cuda post.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:59 pm

slimex, aduc, uvulas, tactlessness, stupidity, SG posts and especially biggizzle.

these are a few of my favorite things.

if i told you why i actually like aduc, then i'd have to kill you.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:02 pm

Spamurai, this just ain't your fucking day is it? You couldn't content yourself to wrapping your prehensile rectum around my right Nike & untying it- you had to offer up your gaping mangina to Biggie & Headhoontah so they could drop in a couple of plungers. Nice going. Play dead and maybe they'll look for other prey instead of mauling you like a Grizzly bear going off on Bambi.

Nice to see Gaydah James make an appearance. Have you decided what you're going to wear to the Oscars yet, Jim?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:03 pm

Samurai G wrote: Fuck, JTR has left an impression on everybody too. Is he next to receive your racks?

JTR gets a multitude of RACKS from me. Dude has testicular fortitude. And it will pay off. Some scoff and say "How dare a guy that looks like that even try", the SAS says "He who dares, wins".

WAR THE INEVITABLE FOR JTR

I respect the fucker.

Don't know too much about this "Cuda" dude, but from what I've read lately he's got what it takes to contribute to the board and make it worthwhile reading.

So do you SG.

RACK and Back 'Atcha Biggie Cohen.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:06 pm

BSmack wrote:This thread is worse than a Cuda post.

Most threads are.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:10 pm

Cuda wrote:Spamurai, this just ain't your fucking day is it? You couldn't content yourself to wrapping your prehensile rectum around my right Nike & untying it- you had to offer up your gaping mangina to Biggie & Headhoontah so they could drop in a couple of plungers. Nice going. Play dead and maybe they'll look for other prey instead of mauling you like a Grizzly bear going off on Bambi.

Nice to see Gaydah James make an appearance. Have you decided what you're going to wear to the Oscars yet, Jim?

Nobody plungered me, they just seem to enjoy your sugar walls.

Nothing you have ever typed has caused a chuckle from me and we're talking like 3 years of me having NO opinion of you whatsoever. That just proves that you blow Freddie Mercury blow up dolls in your momma's basement while that fat bitch makes you tuna fish sandwiches with the crust removed and leaves them at the top of the stairs so you don't yell at her again for coming into your private lair, replete with the stench of stale cheetos, jizz, man ass and a hint of old circuitry caused by a Nintendo unit that hasn't been turned off since 1994.

You'd fuck JTR if you could, but he can't fit through the basement window.

fuck, you're a loser

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:15 pm

Cuda's never called me a douche. He's called me an old man before, but so what...I AM.

He is fine in my book.

Rip City

p.s. Like my sig style meter?
___________

trev · Post by **trev** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:17 pm

I like most of you. I don't like a few of you. I like Cuda. I love a couple 3, 4 of you.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:21 pm

KKKunta,

you're a lost little lamb out of the jizz-soaked security of your RTT circle jerk, aren't you, coward? You'd never get this call out if RTT was still around, mainly because you'd never leave there out of fear for your cantaloupe-smuggling cornhole.

I'm sure there's more than a few peeps here that are eager to see your mediocrity called to task.

Time to pay the piper, dickweed

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:26 pm

Ooooh, Epic take, SG... well, for you anyway.

Basement smack? Nintendo smack? I guess the only reason you forgot the

smack was it was just too much to remember on top of that big smack-hammer of yours: Freddy Mercury.

I'm not surprised that I never got a chuckle out of you, Spamurai, because you're a drooling fucktard. Don't expect me to be embarrassed because my posts are more than just a little over your head

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:27 pm

If this is another fake call-out thread like you and James had, I'm driving up to the 314 to beat the living crap out of you!

You and your Willie McGee feety pajamas.

:roll:

Ya fuckin' scrawny, little punk.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:39 pm

Cuda wrote: Don't expect me to be embarrassed because my posts are more than just a little over your head

yes, those "drooling fucktard" blasts are very ground breaking.

Got any other great ones you wish to introduce in this thread?

You're not in kansas anymore, pussy. Your Owens Corning insulation jacket is gone, bitch. RACKTHETARDS.COCK is GONZO. Your little internet trekkie convention is DONE. You have nothing to fall back on now except your own smack, which is failing you miserably.

Plus, you're fucking Canadian.

Need I say more.

~KKKunta itemizing my smack without bring any of his own in....3.....2......1........~

Quick, bitch, you need some new blasts. Start Googling, pussy!

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:13 pm

Luther wrote:p.s. Like my sig style meter?
___________

Proud as a peacock to have something that still goes up, eh Luth....?

Well, yeah......truth be told, I dig it.

Tards generally fly north in early spring.

Timing's just right and you'll be due for a SPRING BREAK vacation.

Ft. Lauderdale, perhaps....?

Pack your plaid pants, green visor, and your fav shuffleboard "stick."

Sound groovy...?

Oh, Cuda..?

I like him.

out..........

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:17 pm

61°F
Feels Like
61°F

UV Index: 3 Moderate
Wind: From W at 15 mph
gusting to 19 mph
Humidity: 17%
Pressure: 29.70 in.
Dew Point: 16°F
Visibility: 10.0 miles

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:24 pm

Cuda wrote:

61°F
Feels Like
61°F

UV Index: 3 Moderate
Wind: From W at 15 mph
gusting to 19 mph
Humidity: 17%
Pressure: 29.70 in.
Dew Point: 16°F
Visibility: 10.0 miles

nice job sidestepping the onslaught, pussy

typical rackthetards.com bitch move

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:47 pm

Cuda wrote:

61°F
Feels Like
61°F

UV Index: 3 Moderate
Wind: From W at 15 mph
gusting to 19 mph
Humidity: 17%
Pressure: 29.70 in.
Dew Point: 16°F
Visibility: 10.0 miles

= BODE SG

Nice roll over, fido-now play dead.

tough love · Post by **tough love** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:09 pm

Shoot; I likes ya'all's, including the big heads.

Rack Everyone.

HH Posted:
if Cuda called you a douche, you deserved it.

Fine; but if Cuda calls for a douche, she can just frickin forget it.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:40 pm

Green Chile Burrito & a Soda

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:50 pm

I don't think Cuda's that bad a dude. He just tries a lil' too hard sometimes.....

Alkie · Post by **Alkie** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:54 pm

shutyomouth wrote:I don't think Cuda's that bad a dude. He just tries a lil' too hard sometimes.....

Cuda just plain sucks the life and will to live out of each thread he posts in. Hell, I beat him in the RTT smack off, and those are supposed to be his friends.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:57 pm

Alkie wrote:
shutyomouth wrote:I don't think Cuda's that bad a dude. He just tries a lil' too hard sometimes.....
Cuda just plain sucks the life and will to live out of each thread he posts in. Hell, I beat him in the RTT smack off, and those are supposed to be his friends.

I've seen him say some pretty classic shit, though.

THen again - I've seen it when he REALLY needed just to STFU.......

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:12 pm

What a mean thing to say, Spray. I'd never say that about you.

Well, except for the needing to STFU part

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:15 pm

Cuda wrote:What a mean thing to say, Spray. I'd never say that about you.

Well, except for the needing to STFU part

Pooooooooorrrr Cuda. Still livin' in the past...... :(

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:22 pm

You ain't Caddie. No fucking way

canibus · Post by **canibus** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:27 pm

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:16 pm

My work here is done.

Cuda, thank you for proving to me that you are indeed a moist ass bitch.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:35 pm

Samurai G wrote:My work here is done.

If by "work", you mean "looking every bit like an ass-sniffing, cum-gargling, no-take-having, ass-bandit, pole-sitting douchebag", I heartily agree. In fact, it was done before you even started; before you registered, even.