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Jacktown Smack · Post by **Jacktown Smack** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:48 am

You'll be done by then?

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:51 am

Jeff in SD wrote:
Jacktown Smack wrote:Wow, way to employ some current events in your smack. Nicely done. I've got some current events for you, you're about to get your ass handed to you.
I here that all day but aside from Dins or Mvscal, nobody here hasn't done shit.

hey I made Luther's list of mean guys who are smack masters in their own mind. I am now this much closer to my induction into tha Hall of Fame.
I could take my rightfull place next to Cuda's Bike Rack.

Jeff in SD · Post by **Jeff in SD** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:52 am

no, but your sister wanted me for sloppy seconds after you, and with that buck tooth smile, i couldn't resist, so Timmay needs you .

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:52 am

Jeff, you and cousin Cicero ... er, Crown, getting together at Hooters later to run your "game?" You're obviously pretty up with this "smack" stuff.

Wings or cheese sticks? Along with those totally hot waitresses' numbers, which we all have no doubt you'll be posting about later. 'BODE!

Rack Bace.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:54 am

whatd bace do?? i missed it.

bwahahahaha

Cripple Fight · Post by **Cripple Fight** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:55 am

Sup fellas, how's it going in here?

Jacktown Smack · Post by **Jacktown Smack** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:56 am

You sound like Dog in Boise with that....oh wait, you used that epic line already.
I'd say I fucked your sister but I can't be sure she's not my daughter. Now I know you think that's just a Friday night soiree...

Cripple Fight · Post by **Cripple Fight** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:57 am

When you assclowns going to get to I fucked your mom smack?

Cripple Fight · Post by **Cripple Fight** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:02 am

http://thetrolls.net/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=10572

BWAHAHAHAHAH. You are now to be called Jeff the Sandy Vagina

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:35 am

Excellent choice, jeff.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:06 am

Jeff in SD wrote:So wait, that board is full of bitches, however you are the one that can't venture off anywhere unless you or EM have full assurance that you are not going to look like a total douchebag.

Nigga please.

For starters, you don't know jack shit about me that CountdowntoblindnessSpray hasn't made up. That uneducated hillbilly has never had shit YET he seems to find people even more worthless than him to orbit his cratered pudding extruder. Like that dick up your ass, let me fill you in:

-I'm the motherfucker that pushed fatsak's shopping cart.
-I'm the motherfucker that told Raydah "two more handfuls of Dep can't hurt."
-I'm the motherfucker that held the camera for Cinder.
-I'm the one that got that whore to run up that spineless faggot Russ' cards.

On the other hand:
You're the stupidest bitch from bitch.net coming over here thinking you got the S1W behind you. You try to goad people here into kicking your ass as if it will do anything but solidify your place amongst the losers of .net. Wear your torn sphincter as a badge of pride amongst the other cripples. The man with the broken back will applaud. The man with the broken credit rating will applaud. The man who replaced Twinkies with an obsession over message board feuds will applaud.

Come back anytime and we'll set you up with licking the bottom of Patsy Stone's boots. I'm sure that'll help you bond with your friends.

And for all I know you are as ugly as shit as well, and on top of that a virgin, regardless whether your married or not, since your wife would be fucking someone that had a pair anyways.

Bend over and touch your toes.
Hold your breath.
You ain't a virgin anymore. Thank the freaking gorgeous.

Stumble back on shattered knees to your turf. Tell the other orphans who it was that walked the fuck all over you so they can send over the next carcass.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:20 am

Bizzarofelice wrote: Wear your torn sphincter as a badge of pride amongst the other cripples. The man with the broken back will applaud. The man with the broken credit rating will applaud. The man who replaced Twinkies with an obsession over message board feuds will applaud.

Thats gonna leave a fucking mark........

RACK

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:28 am

Jeff in SD wrote:Well that is A OK, once your child is born with three arms just by the fact of the shithole you live in. I won't feel so bad.

This really happened the other day. Emofelice has a chir-ld.

Lol, Rack Felice up thur. Good Ol' days revisted.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:32 am

Bizzarofelice wrote: Stumble back on shattered knees to your turf. Tell the other orphans who it was that walked the fuck all over you so they can send over the next carcass.

Bwa...

One question: What is this .net place that you speak of?

Nevermind. I'm sure I don't want to know....half you guys seem to be like message board whores or some shit...

Duh! They like called it theONEboard for a reason, you philandering misanthropes.

Quit spreading the fucking herpes.

Be here, or be the fuck there, but make up your freaking minds, for Dins sake.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:37 am

War Wagon wrote:Be here, or be the fuck there, but make up your freaking minds, for Dins sake.

Kinda hard to be here when they've been banned. If I had the keys they'd all be here at the playground fucking around like the old days, but I don't.

This place desperately needs the entertainment. We need a ladder outa the sinkhole. Thank baby jesus for the baseball, College football, music and Poker forums. I can deal.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:49 am

PrimeX wrote:
Kinda hard to be here when they've been banned. If I had the keys they'd all be here at the playground fucking around like the old days, but I don't.

2nd.

Especially if it means Bace and others coming strong like that.

Jeff in SD · Post by **Jeff in SD** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:52 am

You are the motherfucker that even though you talk all this smack, you are still just average. You talk about how you are so great, yet all you have done this entire thread is hide behind others and scream, "Yeah, get em guys!" It really doesnt matter what I think on who is claiming Bode over who. One thing that everyone can all agree on is you are nothing more than a little bitch like has to have people banned because you can't handle any negativity your way. Go ahead and call Russ a horrible person for the umpteenth time because he doesnt restrain people on his site from speaking their mind, and mainly when people call you a homeless fellating shell of a poster, they are telling the truth.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:58 am

PrimeX wrote:
War Wagon wrote:Be here, or be the fuck there, but make up your freaking minds, for Dins sake.
Kinda hard to be here when they've been banned. If I had the keys they'd all be here at the playground fucking around like the old days, but I don't.

This place desperately needs the entertainment. We need a ladder outa the sinkhole. Thank baby jesus for the baseball, College football, music and Poker forums. I can deal.

SG, RtS and Russ would improve the entertainment level here?

More tards like JiSD would certainly help, but those three dead horses have been beat but good.

Jeff in SD · Post by **Jeff in SD** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:13 am

Hell, ive generated more on this board for the entire year, Ill accept the thank you's and modship at anytime.

Kamikaze G · Post by **Kamikaze G** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:37 am

Mister Bushice wrote:SG, RtS and Russ would improve the entertainment level here?

More tards like JiSD would certainly help, but those three dead horses have been beat but good.

Who the fuck are you? No, seriously, I have no idea who you are.

I do want to comment on Bace's comments >>>>>

Dude, good one, acting all bad and shit. That was fucking funny.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:03 am

And for all I know you are as ugly as shit as well, and on top of that a virgin, regardless whether your married or not, since your wife would be fucking someone that had a pair anyways.

Damn, Bace. This mope got game, yo.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:07 am

Raydah James wrote:
PrimeX wrote:
Kinda hard to be here when they've been banned. If I had the keys they'd all be here at the playground fucking around like the old days, but I don't.

2nd.

Especially if it means Bace and others coming strong like that.

Is there any part of their two step you haven't gotten a good look at over the years? You know where to find them, if so.

Roofer · Post by **Roofer** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:18 am

For what it's worth, if in fact there are former posters who can't post here because they've been banned, then I support the motion to unlock the gates and let them in. However, if the level of shit trolls in here reaches the same as over there, then that's a whole nother story. Seriously, they had like a bazillion page thread comprised of nothing but posts from trolls. Shit trolls, mind you.

Funny thing, I remember a time when I didn't mind the trolls so much....at least not to the point to where mods had to start banning.....but now that I've lurked on this board for a while, and then go over there and see how out of control it's gotten, I start to get what people were sayin.

Anyways, let the BS's and SammyGs in if they in fact can't get in.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:27 am

Roofer wrote:For what it's worth, if in fact there are former posters who can't post here because they've been banned, then I support the motion to unlock the gates and let them in. However, if the level of shit trolls in here reaches the same as over there, then that's a whole nother story.

That's pretty much the reason they were banned. shit trolls, shit posts.

Can't say I miss SGs shimmering brillance when he posted variations of "This place sucks horse cacks and all of you suck as well" 30 times a day, nor Dr D bitching about park avenue in the same way. Anyone who wants to deal with that shit can slide on down to .net

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:33 am

No dice, Roofer.

If you can possibly stapled-stomach it, have a look at what's been happening at Trolltrain.com over the past year or so.

Fuck it, I'll sum it up for you...Miss C's crew banned and unbanned shutyomouth about 17 times. He violates their rules over and over, and then just waits for them to relent a few minutes later.

It's worth a chuckle to see Miss C claim "shutyomouth's a good citizen, we just ignore him and laugh"...then melt 5 minutes later and ban him again. Lather, rinse repeat.

Here, we have banned a few people, and they're going to stay banned, because we happen to like the reasons that they're banned. We're not going to forget those reasons every five minutes (well, maybe PrimeX will, but he still hasn't knocked the cover off).

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:37 am

Roofer wrote:For what it's worth, if in fact there are former posters who can't post here because they've been banned, then I support the motion to unlock the gates and let them in.

Oh, OK.

However, if the level of shit trolls in here reaches the same as over there, then that's a whole nother story.

Jeff in SD wrote:

Oh ... um, what were you saying, again, Roofer? Carry on ...

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:44 am

PrimeX wrote: This place desperately needs the entertainment.

What did you say?

enterfuckingtainment?

You have got to be kidding me.

Why don't the likes of you go stick a quarter in one of them bigass gumball machines and watch that sucker roll around on down into your waiting cupped hand...that would certainly entertain you...

The only thing this place is "desperately" in need of...is not a fucking thing...well, I'd appreciate an orcinus take now and then.

I'm glad that you don't have the keys, Prime.

I suggest that you go play footsies with shit-trolls elsewhere, if it bothers you so much having your partners in playground smack being soo limited.

Rack the admins for keeping this a place free of such mindless frivolity.

Cripple Fight · Post by **Cripple Fight** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:55 am

And speaking of boring cunts.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:55 am

I remember those "good old days" -- when people could log in here in the morning, and see a picture of their place of employment...or see their full name and adress posted on the board...or to find that someone sussed out their IP so far that their board adversaries now know where they live...

Yup, really miss those days.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:59 am

Come on, we need to allow shutyomouth and RtS and SG to post information about where we all work...for PrimeX's entertainment, and stuff.

We need that like JHawk needs another beast with two backs session with Tarmac_Face.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:02 am

Cripple Fight wrote:And speaking of boring cunts.

You showed up right on time.

Who are you again?

Wait, don't bother.

You are a coward who hides behind a prolific troll nic.

Go fuck yourself, punk.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:03 am

Dinsdale wrote:I remember those "good old days" -- when people could log in here in the morning, and see a picture of their place of employment...or see their full name and adress posted on the board...or to find that someone sussed out their IP so far that their board adversaries now know where they live...

Yup, really miss those days.

Word it was really cool when one of the gameless emailed my old boss.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:05 am

So who's this Jeff guy? Posts like he's JTR and Sissyroo's retarded love child.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:15 am

JCT wrote: Word it was really cool when one of the gameless emailed my old boss.

Yeah, and I really dig knowing your full name now...you got run so bad by that.

Yeah, I'm not sure how we've gotten by so well without those guys.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:16 am

Roofer · Post by **Roofer** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:18 am

See I just didn't know about all that other fucked up shit. I just can't get all caught up in that soap opera, blur the lines between the net and real life type of bullshit. If that shit's true, then I can see why the lockdown happened.

I don't rightly give a fuck either way....just thought it'd make for some entertaining flamewars.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:21 am

Upon further review -- fuck a bunch of tards that when people don't rack them for posting "you eat poo, fuckpoofuck," they scour the corners of the earth to dig up every bit of personal info they can on said people...and then call everyone else and their brother "pussies."

THAT is a fucking tard defined.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:38 am

rack whoever goretagged this bitch

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:13 am

RACK Bace & JCT.

Daddy, why is mayonnaise coming out of Jeff's ears .... ?

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:39 am

poptart wrote:RACK R-Jack, Bace & JCT.

Fixed.

Btw, wtf are you doing up so late, pop? I thought those chinks had to work early in Korea. Get back here soon, so you don't have to stay up so late with those illegal non-English speaking foreign liberals.

-- Cicero