Fuck all you child worshippers.....

[Derron]

You all know who you are... you are the spine less parents who think you have to reason with 3 and 4 year olds to get them to behave.....

The wife and I attended a Rose Festival event yesterday afternoon and evening. A ride on a pirate ship replica...it was a blast....expect for the worthless parents who let their brats run wild.

"Now now Dexter, you must use your inside voice here "

"Don't pull that rope "

"Stay up here now, don't get in the crews way "

" Your going to have a time out when we get home now"

And this one :

State brats name: XXXXX, don't do that now....

FUCKING REPEAT 150 TIMES DURING THE RIDE....

Brat: No, I don't want to and don't have too!!!

Parent : Blank stare and roll of the eyes. Do nothing, and turn around while kid sticks head outside railing of ship.

Oh and parents , remember when you were told that there were no bathroom facilities on the boat and its a 3 hour ride ??

Then your kid pisses his pants and wails like a gut shot goat for 10 minutes...fuck you... like a kid that age can hold it for 3 hours... he should have pissed in your mouth..

Now I raised 5 kids, and I may have put the belt to them a couple of times, but there is a generation of coddled children who are worshiped by their parents, and will likely axe murder them in a few years.

[Roofer]

I get what you're saying, Derron. Those "types" piss me off like you wouldn't believe.

I'm fortunate my kids aren't that way. They're getting a little more defiant and rambunctious as they get older (I guess that's what kids do), but they still know how to act and behave in public, and moreso, they know what happens if they don't "walk the line". As a parent, one of the proudest moments can be when you're complimented on how well mannered and behaved your children are. It's a reaffirmation that you're at least getting part of the parenthood gig right, and it's a good feeling. My kids have actually earned money from restaurant patrons because they are so well behaved (when they were younger...like 6 and 4).

On the flipside, as you have mentioned it's a direct reflection of the parents when their kids are out of control. You can't help but think you'll see a good portion of those kids later on in life on either Jerry Springer, the evening news or SmokingGun.com.

[Wolfman]

First of all--if the kids can't/won't behave then
the parents shouldn't bring them to places that
they will disturb the experiences of others. This
is especially so in restaurants. I will go out of my
way to compliment families with quiet well-behaved
kids when I'm out to eat.
My oldest son as an infant would just get all bent in
strange surroundings---so we never went out to eat
unless it was a drive-in place where you could eat
in your car.
You are NOT your kid's best friend--
"parent" dammit !!

[Roofer]

You are NOT your kid's best friend--
"parent" dammit !!

Actually, we're that as well. You can be best friends and still keep them in check. It's a tough juggling act to do, but you can always sell a child on your ideas if you show them the WIIFM ("what's in it for me"). The WIIFM can be an understanding of how better a person they will be later in life by minding you (as my sons see as it pertains to going to college), or it can be the threat of an ass beating if they don't shape up. There's always a WIIFM, and once they understand it, they'll likely be alright.

Just my experience anyways.

[PSUFAN]

the parents shouldn't bring them to places that
they will disturb the experiences of others. This
is especially so in restaurants.

My suggestion - stay out of Denny's.

[Raydah James]

but you can always sell a child on your ideas if you show them the WIIFM ("what's in it for me").

Yes, I've found this to be true.

"What's in it for you, you ask? Well, how about no scarring from this hot iron that I'm about to press to your face if you fail to obey?"

This is the sort of reasoned give and take necessary for any healthy parent/child relationship.

Beautiful.

[Dinsdale]

This is the sort of reasoned give and take necessary for any healthy parent/child relationship.

Shit -- I never realized that you hired my Dad as your "life coach."

Was never an issue in my upbringing -- if I did something to disurb others in public, justice was swift, harsh, and on-the-spot. A kid doesn't have to take too many public whoopings to figure out how to bahave.

In this day of "I'm calling Children's Services" that doesn't fly nearly so well...too bad.

But I'll tell you what -- to this day, I'm one polite, respectful motherfucker when I'm in a store/restaurant/public place. I say "please" and "thank you." I give up my seat for old folks. I hold the door for ladies. And I thank my folks for this every day.

We may have been one seriously dysfunctional family unit...but dammit, we were/are polite.

[Cicero]

^


You're also very well spoken.

[Tom In VA]

This is the sort of reasoned give and take necessary for any healthy parent/child relationship.

Shit -- I never realized that you hired my Dad as your "life coach."

Was never an issue in my upbringing -- if I did something to disurb others in public, justice was swift, harsh, and on-the-spot. A kid doesn't have to take too many public whoopings to figure out how to bahave.

In this day of "I'm calling Children's Services" that doesn't fly nearly so well...too bad.

But I'll tell you what -- to this day, I'm one polite, respectful motherfucker when I'm in a store/restaurant/public place. I say "please" and "thank you." I give up my seat for old folks. I hold the door for ladies. And I thank my folks for this every day.

We may have been one seriously dysfunctional family unit...but dammit, we were/are polite.

RACK

[Derron]

My oldest son as an infant would just get all bent in
strange surroundings---so we never went out to eat
unless it was a drive-in place where you could eat
in your car.

This is a novel concept many parents of today do not get. We did not go or do a lot of things if it was not appropriate when our kids were young. I don't fault these kids for behaving as they did, in the situation they were in. The parents should have really thought twice about what was involved here. The fucking brats could have had the same fun at Discovery Zone, and not pissed his pants.

Our kids were part of our lives, but when our kids were young, we both worked full time plus, finished college degrees over 5 years at night school, attended all school functions, coached Little League and soccer, we simply did not coddle or fawn over them, and we expected good behavior.

And guess what... they all turned out great !!; 5 kids - 1 college degree, 2 in Marine Corps and getting college degrees, 1 fireman, and one is a business partner. 1 married, 2 in serious relationships, 2 of them fucking anything they can (the Marines, duh ), so a ;little discipline really did not hurt any of them.

Mom and I are still married, we now go do the things we put off for a number of years.

[Dinsdale]

fucking anything they can

Doesn't make you a bad person...


OR SO I'VE HEARD.

[Derron]

Doesn't make you a bad person...


OR SO I'VE HEARD.

They seem to be enjoying themselves.....

[The Assassin]

The best is when you have the NERVE to say to someone elses child while they are acting like an idiot. "Knock it off" or "stop it". How dare you want to not be annoyed by someone elses kid. THEN the fucking parent gets all huffy and ready to fight because someone else is trying to discipline their kid. Well shit the parent isn't doing it so why should anyone else right? This happened to me at the grocery store once. There are these 3 kids acting like total idiots,running through the store yelling,knocking things off the shelves running into people etc.

Well one of the kids bumps into me knocking the bottle of juice I was holding,then says to me "Scuse you!" So I say "Hey why don't you watch where you're going? You're gonna hurt yourselves!"

From behind I hear " Oh hell naw I know you aint talkin to ma kids like dat !!Uh uh hell naw punk what up?" I just look at her and say "Well maybe if you kept your eye on them I or others here wouldn't have too!"

"fuck you bitch! dont make me get you outside motha fucka!"

"Yeah whatever lady btw where are your kids at right now?"

I went to tell a store manager and left it at that.

God forbid people take responsibility for their kids.

[Derron]

Well one of the kids bumps into me knocking the bottle of juice I was holding,then says to me "Scuse you!"

Your lucky the little nigga or his mom did not pull out a 9 and blaze your fucking ass right there in the store.

Its much more fun when the skateboarders are coming down the sidewalk at you and expect you to move....I just set the old shoulder and lean into it. Knocks them on their fucking ass, I then fake injury....

Hmmm scrawny skateboarder weighting about 120 hits fat middle age guy going about 260 at 6'1". Who wins ??

[Ace]

The best is when you have the NERVE to say to someone elses child while they are acting like an idiot. "Knock it off" or "stop it". How dare you want to not be annoyed by someone elses kid. THEN the fucking parent gets all huffy and ready to fight because someone else is trying to discipline their kid. Well shit the parent isn't doing it so why should anyone else right? This happened to me at the grocery store once. There are these 3 kids acting like total idiots,running through the store yelling,knocking things off the shelves running into people etc.

Well one of the kids bumps into me knocking the bottle of juice I was holding,then says to me "Scuse you!" So I say "Hey why don't you watch where you're going? You're gonna hurt yourselves!"

From behind I hear " Oh hell naw I know you aint talkin to ma kids like dat !!Uh uh hell naw punk what up?" I just look at her and say "Well maybe if you kept your eye on them I or others here wouldn't have too!"

"fuck you bitch! dont make me get you outside motha fucka!"

"Yeah whatever lady btw where are your kids at right now?"

I went to tell a store manager and left it at that.

God forbid people take responsibility for their kids.

The correct response would have been, "Fuck you, n..igger. You shouldve left the kids home with their fathers, assuming theyre not in the Big House of course"

Fixed

[Derron]

The best is when you have the NERVE to say to someone elses child while they are acting like an idiot. "Knock it off" or "stop it". How dare you want to not be annoyed by someone elses kid. THEN the fucking parent gets all huffy and ready to fight because someone else is trying to discipline their kid. Well shit the parent isn't doing it so why should anyone else right? This happened to me at the grocery store once. There are these 3 kids acting like total idiots,running through the store yelling,knocking things off the shelves running into people etc.

Well one of the kids bumps into me knocking the bottle of juice I was holding,then says to me "Scuse you!" So I say "Hey why don't you watch where you're going? You're gonna hurt yourselves!"

From behind I hear " Oh hell naw I know you aint talkin to ma kids like dat !!Uh uh hell naw punk what up?" I just look at her and say "Well maybe if you kept your eye on them I or others here wouldn't have too!"

"fuck you bitch! dont make me get you outside motha fucka!"

"Yeah whatever lady btw where are your kids at right now?"

I went to tell a store manager and left it at that.

God forbid people take responsibility for their kids.

The correct response would have been, "Fuck you, n..igger. You shouldve left the kids home with their fathers, assuming theyre not in the Big House of course, and you even have the remotest clue as to which one of the 5 bucks you fucked that week are. "

Fixed

Now it's fixed.