Deathmatch Thread: Cicero vs. bishop

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:40 pm

Let's do this.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:43 pm

win/win

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:44 pm

I see your vagina pulsating with anticipation for the deep dicking that awaits you.

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:45 pm

Now remember I have a real world job to do so if I can't get back right away you'll just have to finish that bag of doritos and chocolate milk mom brought down for you.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:46 pm

bishop wrote:Now remember I have a real world job to do .

I'll have a egg mcmuffin, hashbrown and a coffee. Get to it, bitch.

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:48 pm

Winner takes on blueboy. Or did he die already?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:48 pm

OK -- we've got bishop down with a brutal opening salvo of "you have a vagina," and "I have a real job" (a clever variant of the timeless "you work at McDonald's" esteem-killer).

We're off to a great start. Things should get all kinds of crazy when the eagerly-anticipated return-volley from Cicero drops like the Hammer Of Doom.

Get that "move to archives" button ready, mods...

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:54 pm

bishop wrote:Now remember I have a real world job to do so if I can't get back right away you'll just have to finish that bag of doritos and chocolate milk mom brought down for you.

...in other words: I know my smack is weak so it may take me some time to glean from other sites and sources.

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:57 pm

ChargerMike wrote:
bishop wrote:Now remember I have a real world job to do so if I can't get back right away you'll just have to finish that bag of doritos and chocolate milk mom brought down for you.

...in other words: I know my smack is weak so it may take me some time to glean from other sites and sources.

Hurry and go take another photo of your brothers arm tat so you can pretend its yours, self absorbed bottle feed fat kid.

OTST · Post by **OTST** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:02 pm

bishop wrote:I see your vagina pulsating with anticipation for the deep dicking that awaits you.

Over the years, I have seen things DO go from bad to worse.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:03 pm

bishop wrote:you'll just have to finish that bag of doritos and chocolate milk mom brought down for you.

Simply awesome. How can anyone possibly recover from the dreaded "doritos/chocolate milk your mom brought down for you" smack?

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:05 pm

mvscal wrote:Don't hold back.

As your gym coached begged for a bit more effort from you. Take a look at yourself now. :(

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:06 pm

RadioFan wrote:
bishop wrote:you'll just have to finish that bag of doritos and chocolate milk mom brought down for you.
Simply awesome. How can anyone possibly recover from the dreaded "doritos/chocolate milk your mom brought down for you" smack?

The same way you recovered from all those teen years of depression

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:12 pm

I don't get it. I hope that turns into a building or something.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:16 pm

Forget the archives when is this going to TROTS?

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:19 pm

Seriously. Dinsdale call out threads last about as long as his employment.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:21 pm

jiminphilly wrote:Forget the archives when is this going to TROTS?

WHAAAAAA?

Obviously the brilliance of this went over your head --

bishop wrote:you'll just have to finish that bag of doritos and chocolate milk mom brought down for you.

Are you kidding me? I'm not sure I've ever seen such a subtle twist on "you live in your mother's basement" in all of my days. Dude didn't actually refer directly to your mother's basement -- he merely alluded to it, and let the reader dig his own grave with it...

Sheer brilliance.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:24 pm

Cicero wrote:Seriously. Dinsdale call out threads last about as long as his employment.

Uhm....bro.....we're "boyz" and all....but I think you kinda missed the point of this thread.

You can bash on me any old time...

Today, we have a guest of honor. And I feel that as a guest, he's entitled to all of the A-Game that T1B can muster.

And this is where you come in, Cicero.

Do us proud.

Show us all how the Student has become the Master...spread your wings....and drop some epic "No....YOU work at McDonald's" on him.

Good luck...we're all counting on you.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:32 pm

so far, my self of steam has barely been touched.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:37 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:Forget the archives when is this going to TROTS?
WHAAAAAA?

Obviously the brilliance of this went over your head

I've never associated anything you've done with brilliance so I apologize for having this grandiose effort fly over my head.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:37 pm

PSUFAN wrote:so far, my self of steam has barely been touched.

If you want it touched, you'll probably have to touch it yourself.

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:38 pm

PSUFAN wrote:so far, my self of steam has barely been touched.

More like so far no one is really impressed with anything, honestly it makes it hard to come up with anything here due to all the redirecting I've been getting. Does everyone here have a big brother or big sister to protect them.

OTST · Post by **OTST** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:44 pm

Yes, Bace is Dinsdale's big sister. So watch out!

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:46 pm

are you speaking Vatican now?

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:47 pm

bishop wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:so far, my self of steam has barely been touched.
More like so far no one is really impressed with anything, honestly it makes it hard to come up with anything here due to all the redirecting I've been getting. Does everyone here have a big brother or big sister to protect them.

So now bishop is feeling like a pawn? Ba dum pum

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:01 pm

Still nothing real interesting here, how long before someone gets racked in this thread and then you can all go high five each other.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:05 pm

jiminphilly wrote:I've never associated anything you've done with brilliance

It's obviously due to your lack of reading comprehension.

While I am brilliance personafied, I wasn't referring to my own brilliance -- I was referring to the brilliance of bishop's remarkable resets.

But this thread isn't about you and/or I -- it's about getting front row sets to this Clash Of The Titans.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:06 pm

how long before someone gets racked in this thread

Rack you for handing out plungers and setting up shop with your taint in the air.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:07 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:I've never associated anything you've done with brilliance

It's obviously due to your lack of reading comprehension.

While I am brilliance personafied, I wasn't referring to my own brilliance -- I was referring to the brilliance of bishop's remarkable resets.

But this thread isn't about you and/or I -- it's about getting front row sets to this Clash Of The Titans.

Selfless humility in action. I take all the bad things I've said about you.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:07 pm

Bishop is bringing 6 year-old smack.

Not the age of the "smack" but the intented age group of his haymakers. Good job.

Pile-on continues...

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:10 pm

bishop wrote:I figured at least someone could make me laugh or at least tempt me to come a little stronger.

If you're looking for that, get bent over by a donkey. Few things hit a prostate like donkey schlong.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:11 pm

Tom In VA wrote: Selfless humility in action.

Yup. The broad, deep-reaching spectrum of my all-around epicness also includes copious doses of humility -- much more than plebs such as yourself and most every other human could ever hope to achieve...I'm kinda awesome like that.

But that's not important right now...

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:26 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Bishop is bringing 6 year-old smack.

Not the age of the "smack" but the intented age group of his haymakers. Good job.

Pile-on continues...

Go ahead and add yourself to the list of queers here with a Uncle Jesse avatar. I'm guessing your a punk rocker who is "just keeping it real" to your roots of Green Day and Third eye Blind. Kick it up a notch and bang that mullet.

Disclaimer: Personally I'm not even impressed with my own smack, I was warned about coming over here as it just dilutes the quality of everything associated

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:28 pm

Are you the Tard Train ambassador? Did you lose a bet?

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:40 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Are you the Tard Train ambassador? Because I would love to post over at TT or .net but I doubt anyone listens to classic rock as much as I do and I fear not fitting in, thats why I roll here?

I post everywhere Jesse, you are more than welcome to hit up netrejects if no one else wants you.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:46 pm

bishop wrote:I post everywhere

Pretty safe to assume that you also suck everywhere.

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:50 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
bishop wrote:I post everywhere

Pretty safe to assume that you also suck everywhere.

Oh rack this dude for reading between the lines. Classy and creative screen name has the bitches dripping for action.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:50 pm

Dinsdale wrote:it's about getting front row sets to this Clash Of The Titans.

starring bishop as The Kraken.....

and Cicero as Pegasus.....

co-starring Dinsdale as the crusty curmudgeon

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:02 pm

Why is this shit thread a sticky again?

Motherfuck, I hate how badly this place sucks horsecocks at times.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:04 pm

Blame Dins and big red