It's my dog, what's the problem?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:33 pm

Is it safe to say that buggering this makes you a sick fuck?

http://www.tcpalm.com/tcp/local_news/ar ... 32,00.html

But don't worry, the dog will be just fine.

"He's already been evaluated by the vet, and the vet says he's OK and will recover from whatever happened," Humane Society spokeswoman Roberta Synal said Tuesday. "If he's put in a good foster home, he's going to get lots of love and training."

Seems to me that he's gotten more love than he could handle.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:06 pm

I love how newspapers are so PC that they won't even call a guy an illegal immigrant in a story about puppy rape.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:08 pm

OCmike wrote:I love how newspapers are so PC that they won't even call a guy an illegal immigrant in a story about puppy rape.

Is it an integral part of the story? The story is about a guy who plowed his mutt. Not about a guy crossing the border.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:10 pm

OCmike wrote:I love how newspapers are so PC that they won't even call a guy an illegal immigrant in a story about puppy rape.

It is possible he could be a legal resident alien. Doubtful, but possible. No reason for the newspaper to run the risk of a slander suit.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:13 pm

You mean this guy couldn't score with the ladies?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:26 pm

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:29 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
OCmike wrote:I love how newspapers are so PC that they won't even call a guy an illegal immigrant in a story about puppy rape.
Is it an integral part of the story? The story is about a guy who plowed his mutt. Not about a guy crossing the border.

No more so than him being a "migrant laborer"...

StankHo · Post by **StankHo** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:31 pm

Kinda funny, I was around Stuart this past weekend. Never took the place for a dog fuckers haven. Who knew?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:45 pm

Leave it to an ass-backwards state like Florida to outlaw “doggie-style”.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:07 pm

The real question is this...

Were there any "Mike Backers" doled out?

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:26 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:

Holy shit! Is that the thing from Buck Rodgers? That thing freaked me the fuck out as a kid!

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:29 pm

Its Calibos from Clash of the Titans. Also known as the screamer on WonderShowzen.

The Doktor · Post by **The Doktor** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:42 pm

BSmack wrote:Is it safe to say that buggering this makes you a sick fuck?

http://www.tcpalm.com/tcp/local_news/ar ... 32,00.html

But don't worry, the dog will be just fine.

"He's already been evaluated by the vet, and the vet says he's OK and will recover from whatever happened," Humane Society spokeswoman Roberta Synal said Tuesday. "If he's put in a good foster home, he's going to get lots of love and training."
Seems to me that he's gotten more love than he could handle.

Are you SirFartsalot, or do you just lurk at .net long enough to steal content for this terrible board?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:51 pm

return to rack Frisco. Lucky bastard.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:07 pm

Well... you know he was just bored..... nothing to do, just fuckin the dog.

Python · Post by **Python** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:46 pm

Vote for Pedro.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:44 am

OCmike wrote:I love how newspapers are so PC that they won't even call a guy an illegal immigrant in a story about puppy rape.

Rack.

Fry him. That looks like a puppy. That's not even a grown dog. That's like raping a kid. The puppy had no choice and didn't know what the fuck. That dude is evil. Fry him.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:46 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:

Its Calibos from Clash of the Titans. Also known as the screamer on WonderShowzen.

Off topic, which hawk dude came first: Buck's? Flash Gordon's? the Superfriends'? and who's kicking whose ass and going home with the Sorceress?

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:29 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:The real question is this...

Were there any "Mike Backers" doled out?

RACK. I almost spit out my coffee...

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:38 pm

Risa wrote:Fry him. That looks like a puppy. That's not even a grown dog. That's like raping a kid. The puppy had no choice and didn't know what the fuck. That dude is evil. Fry him.

Pedo-Beastiality? Are you serious???

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:04 pm

**Looks around, and VERY slowly backs out of thread.**

-Zy

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:36 pm

Risa wrote: Off topic, which hawk dude came first: Buck's? Flash Gordon's? the Superfriends'? and who's kicking whose ass and going home with the Sorceress?

Harvey Birdman is the original but don't call him after sundown.

The Doktor · Post by **The Doktor** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:55 pm

Dinsdale wrote:**Looks around, and VERY slowly backs out of thread.**

-Zy

Years later.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:15 pm

The Doktor wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:**Looks around, and VERY slowly backs out of thread.**

-Zy

Years later.

Meanwhile back in the Jungle

AAAAAH
AAAH
AAAH
AH

The Doktor · Post by **The Doktor** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:45 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
The Doktor wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:**Looks around, and VERY slowly backs out of thread.**

-Zy

Years later.
Meanwhile back in the Jungle

AAAAAH
AAAH
AAAH
AH

The dog must have escaped from where you work. Was it good ass?

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:56 pm

The Doktor wrote:
The dog must have escaped from where you work. Was it good ass?

I didn't read the article. Is this a boy dog or a girl dog?

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:58 pm

Boy dog. Can't you tell by the look of shame on his face?

The Doktor · Post by **The Doktor** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:07 pm

OCmike wrote:Boy dog. Can't you tell by the look of shame on his face?

Looks like that's a cock down there around his tummy. I'll say boy.

Sin,
IL

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:10 pm

OCmike wrote:Boy dog. Can't you tell by the look of shame on his face?

Pedro an ordained man of the cloth?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:10 pm

"The Doktor". From The Vent to IL resets in a single bound.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:12 pm

PSUFAN wrote:"The Doktor". From The Vent to IL resets in a single hound.

One of them thar FTFY thingies.

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:14 pm

If it's a boy then that's just too sick and wrong. Pedo-bestial-faggotry will not be tolerated. I bet that beaner looked at a pile of the dog's turds and thought "I'm a leetle beeger then thet. Leth's go." Friggin' sicko. Could have at least thrown his dart at a girl dog. He could even do her in the ass for all I care. At least it'd be a girl! A male just doesn't do that to another male. Doing a girl dog in the pooper would probably prevent that whole getting stuck in her coochie and being drug around the neighborhood whimpering thing -which would be nice.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:14 pm

Thanks.

Care for an oyster?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:19 pm

We must forgive the beaner - for not all beaners are desirous of ass sex with boy dogs. Stop demeaning the good deeds of the beaner - frijoles negros, chiliquiles, fine landscaping work - just because 1 (o-n-e) beaner mated with a boy dog.

--Catholic Bishop

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:27 pm

Dog looks white to me. I'd say this is a reverse rape. The dog probably deserved it...being white and all.

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:45 pm

PSUFAN wrote:We must forgive the beaner - for not all beaners are desirous of ass sex with boy dogs. Stop demeaning the good deeds of the beaner - frijoles negros, chiliquiles, fine landscaping work - just because 1 (o-n-e) beaner mated with a boy dog.

--Catholic Bishop

I laughed.

T1B

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