When you receive a RACK ............

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:23 am

Does it put a little hop in your step ... ?
A slight blood surge south-of-the-border ... ?
You can admit it, we're all friends.
Maybe you keep it to yourself, or maybe you share your moment of glory.
Tell the wife or kids you had a nice 'take' on the President, and Goober from the board gave you a rack ... ?
Or maybe you take your RACK with a scowl on your face.
The more you are validated the more you want to murder someone with a pick ax.
Yes, you're the kind of terror freak who Billy Idol sneers while on receiving end of a blowjob.
I picture a few of you losers that way.

Or maybe you just don't give a shit because you know you're the brightest bulb here.
If someone agrees, fine.
If not, they're obviously a piece of shit jerk-off anyway, so who cares.
You're a high-and-mighty know-it-all who can't be bothered by the thoughts of the inferior.
I'm the King and you all amuse me.
Is that how you roll .... ?
Is it, loser ... ?

Then again, maybe you're an m2 type.
One who puts shit posts up knowing people will come in and kick you in the head.
You know you're incapable of say anything worth a fuck.
In that case negative attention is better than being completely forgettable .... ?
Is that the type of loser you are ... ?

Or perhaps you're looking to be RACKed by a specific poster or two ... ?
You're a little lick-the-bosses-boots jerk-weasel, huh ... ?
A mush-brained candy-ass who hasn't had an original thought since 3rd grade.
And when that specific RACK comes your way you ball yourself up like a porcupine and fellate yourself.
I hope you get permanent curvature of the spine and DIE, pig.
After that, do not pass go, do not collect $200, and take the first elevator to hell, loser.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:27 am

A couple of points here --

First off, RACK you, Pop.

Ball's in YOUR court now, bitch.

poptart wrote: Or maybe you just don't give a shit because you know you're the brightest bulb here.
If someone agrees, fine.
If not, they're obviously a piece of shit jerk-off anyway, so who cares.
You're a high-and-mighty know-it-all who can't be bothered by the thoughts of the inferior.
I'm the King and you all amuse me.
Is that how you roll .... ?
Is it, loser ... ?

Just to make sure I'm following correctly -- that post was aimed at me, right?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:30 am

Oh, and another thing...

poptart wrote:ball yourself up like a porcupine and fellate yourself.

If I could do THAT, it's unlikely I'd ever even have spoken to a woman in my entire adult life, much less shared my essence with so many. I'd be too busy Mike Backering myself to even leave the house.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:33 am

I'm Lucky to be one of the most racked posters in internet history.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:33 am

poptart wrote: You're a little lick-the-bosses-boots jerk-weasel, huh ... ?
A mush-brained candy-ass who hasn't had an original thought since 3rd grade.

In.....

and RACK it

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:34 am

Wow...you're quite the cheap fucking bastard...

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

RACK JUNCTION!!!!!

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:36 am

Yes, you were the inspiration behind .... my #2, .... Dinsdale.

Did that come out alright ... ?

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:36 am

Rack Dins and JCT.....

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:41 am

Dinsdale wrote:Oh, and another thing...

poptart wrote:ball yourself up like a porcupine and fellate yourself.

If I could do THAT, it's unlikely I'd ever even have spoken to a woman in my entire adult life, much less shared my essence with so many. I'd be too busy Mike Backering myself to even leave the house.

^^^^^beat me too it. The ole' post count would certainly go to hell.

I'd be sittin' around thinking, maybe I oughta see what those fukkin' losers at T1B are doin? Nah, think I'll just get me another knobber instead.

This leads to the next question. Would ya be a spitter or swallower?

Mike Backer · Post by **Mike Backer** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:42 am

Dinsdale wrote:I'd be too busy Mike Backering myself to even leave the house.

That's a good thing.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:46 am

Mike Backer wrote: That's a good thing.

Are you fucking kidding?

If I had THAT kind of flexibility, rest assured that I would eventually learn to appreciate the subtly different flavors my poop had to offer.

Heck, I might even have to run a Norelco through my assthatch.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:48 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Mike Backer wrote: That's a good thing.
Are you fucking kidding?

If I had THAT kind of flexibility, rest assured that I would eventually learn to appreciate the subtly different flavors my poop had to offer.

Heck, I might even have to run a Norelco through my assthatch.

Mike Backer · Post by **Mike Backer** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:48 am

BWAHAHAHA...

I don't know if I ever want to hear the phrase "assthatch" ever again...

BWAHAHAHA.....

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:54 am

I'll leave it up to the resident expert on all things "everything" to explain how the desire to slurp cack (regardless of whose it is) makes you anything OTHER than a homosexual.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:54 am

Mike Backer wrote:I don't know if I ever want to hear the phrase "assthatch" ever again...

So, Mike...

Is the re-emerging assthatch starting to itch yet?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:01 am

the ability to get a good bj on demand trumps worry about whether or not you're a fag.

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:08 am

Most here wouldn't know how to answer that because they haven't been racked....

Me, I look at it as an affirmation that said "racker" has some intelligence that they can see the depth of my point and get it. :)

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:09 am

Oh, dear.

Magoo, Magoo, Magoo.

If fantasizing about schlarving one's own knob makes one a "homosexual" ...

What, exactly, does it make you when you routinely give yourself a hanny?

Remember...brain, and THEN keyboard...brain, and THEN keyboard

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:13 am

smackaholic wrote:the ability to get a good bj on demand trumps worry about whether or not you're a fag.

Let me make this as clear for you as possible: If you're hiding fears of your own perceived gayness whilst sucking schlong...well, I can pretty much submit to you that you are indeed a homo.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:15 am

Dinsdale wrote:What, exactly, does it make you when you routinely give yourself a hanny?

Normal.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:16 am

let me make this clear. If I am in the middle of receiving a good blow job, I could give two shits about your opinion of my sexual proclivities.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:18 am

Songs to be Racked by...

******************************

I've been cheated, been mistreated
When will I be Racked

I've been pushed round I've been turned down
When will I be Racked

When ever I need a new Rack
That I want for mine
You always breaks my heart in two
It happens every time

I've been cheated, been mistreated
When will I be Racked

break:

When ever I need a new Rack
That I want for mine
You always breaks my heart in two
It happens every time

I've been cheated been mistreated
When will I be Racked
When will I be Racked
When will I be Racked

When will I be Racked

********************************
Others choose this song...

Give me time to realize my crime
Let me love and steal
I have danced inside your eyes
How can I be real
Do you really want to Rack me
Do you really want to make me cry
Precious kisses words that burn me
Lovers never ask you why
In my heart the fire's burning
Choose my color find a star
Precious people always tell me
That's a step a step too far
CHORUS:
Do you really want to Rack me
Do you really want to make me cry
Do you really want to Rack me
Do you really want to make me cry
Words are few I have spoken
I could waste a thousand years
Wrapped in sorrow words are token
Come inside and catch my tears
You've been talking but believe me
If it's true you do not know
This boy loves without a reason
I'm prepared to let you go
If it's love you want from me
Then take it away
Everything is not what you see
It's over again
Do you really want to Rack me
Do you really want to make me cry
Do you really want to Rack me
Do you really want to make me cry

*********************************

and others sing a different song..

Racks! - huh- yeah-
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
Racks! – huh – yeah-
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again y’all
Racks! – huh – good God
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me…
Ohhh… Racks! I despise
Because it means destruction’
Of innocent lives
Racks means tears
to thousands of mothers eyes
When their sons go to fight
and lose their lives
I said - Racks! Huh – Good God y’all
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again
Racks! Whoa, Lord
What are they good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me…
Racks! It ain’t nothing but a heartbreaker
Racks! Friend only to the undertaker
Racks! It’s an enemy to all mankind
The thought of Racks blows my mind
Racks has caused unrest in the younger generation
Induction then destruction-
Who wants to die?
Ohhh… Racks – Good God Y’all
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it, Say it, Say it
Racks! Uh-huh – Yeah - Huh!
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me…
Racks! It ain’t nothing but a heartbreaker
Racks! It’s got one friend, that’s the undertaker
Racks has shattered many a young mans dreams
Made him disabled bitter and mean
Life is much to precious to spend fighting Racks these days
Racks can’t give life, it can only take it away
Racks! Huh – Good God y’all
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again
Racks! Whoa, Lord
What are they good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me…
Racks! It ain’t nothing but a heartbreaker
Racks! Friend only to the undertaker
Peace Love and Understanding;
tell me, is there no place for them today?
They say we must fight to keep our freedom
But Lord knows there’s got to be a better way
Racks! Huh – Good God y’all
What are they good for?
You tell me
Say it, Say it, Say it

Racks! Huh – Good God y’all
What are they good for?
Stand up and shout it.
Nothing!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:20 am

smackaholic wrote:I could give two shits about your opinion of my sexual proclivities.

Got it.

And exactly why should everyone else here "care" to hear about YOUR twinkie little proclivities?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:24 am

Roach wrote:Rack.

Well, my work here is done.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:26 am

RACK this thread

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:39 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I can pretty much submit to you that you are indeed a homo.

Judging from the reaction my weewee just had to the smoking-hot hottie that just came through my house, I'd say your accusations are unfounded.

Who just popped back in, causing a mad scramble to minimize this window, lest it be seen over my shoulder.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:51 am

Is your roomy gonna let you have sloppy seconds?

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:09 am

For the record I never use the expression "rack" to applaud someone here. I'll give out praise like it's going out of style, no problem there, but I just can't bring myself to use Romey's stupid catch phrase.

If I ever were to use it though Dins certainly would've received his disproportionate share over the years. JCT and Mgo too, definitely. In the last year or so though it's been Dins and Mvscal who've made me laugh more than anybody else here...

As for receiving a "rack"? I suppose it beats a sharp stick in the five hole but if you've been around here long enough you pretty much know before you hit "submit" who's going to applaud you and who's going to rip you so a "rack" usually feels like little more than preaching to the choir.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:12 am

Dinsdale wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I can pretty much submit to you that you are indeed a homo.

Judging from the reaction my weewee just had to the smoking-hot hottie that just came through my house, I'd say your accusations are unfounded.

Who just popped back in, causing a mad scramble to minimize this window, lest it be seen over my shoulder.

This episode doesn't so much scream "Homo!" as it screams "Dins & JTR: Two Wild & Crazy Guys!"...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:15 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Is your roomy gonna let you have sloppy seconds?

While it probably doesn't play to your comedic interests, my roomy is my oldest friend from childhood, and I can often go over a week without even seeing him or having any other interaction.

Sorry to burst your bubble...

But, I would certainly HOPE Roomy let me in on some cleanup batting...it's his freaking cousin. Some serious talent in that family.

Alllll good. For myself, I'm just waiting to go cash in on an thinly-veiled offer for some really cheap, meaningless(for me, anyway) sex with one of my old homegirls-from-"back in the day."

And Magoo, it's with all sincerety that I say never lose track of your old homegirls from your crew. I may be an a-hole, but on this, I couldn't be more serious. I'm almost pushing "getting old" now, and I'll tell you what -- keeping those relationships alive (don't EVEN tell me you haven't laid some wood to any of your "just friends" chicks) pays such huge dividends down the road. Sooner or later, more-than-likely, at some point in the future....could be next week, could be 15 years from now...some of those chicks are going to be single at the same time you are. When "older chicks" get out of a relationship, unlike their younger counterparts, they're usually looking to fuck their way over their depression. And, if you play your cards right, YOU can be the one "filling the void" in their lives.

We may go back and forth on these boards brother, but if you ever believe a thing I post, believe this one...stay in touch with your female friends. My dick is sure going to be thanking me for it tomorrow. Hell, when I'm a 70 year old perv, them chicks are probably still going to be calling up with "Hey Dins, my hu8sband just died...wanna come over and fool around and relive some of that old magic?"

Seriously, I can't overstress the importance of this. Pussy for life...think about it, bro.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:17 am

Is this where we sing "We've only just begun" and start crying?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:21 am

Van wrote:In the last year or so though it's been Dins and Mvscal who've made me laugh more than anybody else here...

Gee, Van...think that just might have something to do with mvscal and myself being #'s 2 and 3 in total posts, respectively, since this board's inception?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:26 am

Dins - sound advice.

Just one slight little problem though. The girls I associate with as "just friends", I have little-to-no interest in nailing. Why? Because they tend to be ugly, or fat, or a combination of the two. Not in every instance, but pretty much the majority of them. The reason for this is because I choose to hang out with folks who are smart and/or funny, and we all know these are not qualities of the women of hotness (in 9 cases out of 10).

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:28 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Van wrote:In the last year or so though it's been Dins and Mvscal who've made me laugh more than anybody else here...

Gee, Van...think that just might have something to do with mvscal and myself being #'s 2 and 3 in total posts, respectively, since this board's inception?

Not in the least.

Plenty of people post till their fingers bleed and never prompt a single chuckle from me. You and Mvscal, on the other hand, are usually good for a decent laugh a day.

Quality is what matters, absolutely, not Quantity. Gotta have some skill to go along with being prolific.

Merely pissing randomly all over the room ain't gonna get it, not when her beckoning face is just sitting there looking up at you.

Case in point: Moorese. Dude never posts, but on those rare occasions when he does I can just about count on laughing. Moorese's made me laugh more often in a dozen or so posts than most people here have managed in thousands of posts.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:31 am

Van wrote:Moorese

Leave my troll outta this, thanks.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:37 am

We've only just begun...to post
Moronic takes and empty threats
A RACK for luck and we're on our way
And yes, we've just begun

Before the rising sun...we type
So many dorks to bash
We start our day seeing who poptart's run
And yes, we've just begun

Sharing those glass dicks that aren't new to us
Watching the carnage along the way
Talking it over, just the 8 of us
Calling each other "faggots" every day
Together

And when the evening comes we log off
None of us with a "life" ahead
We'll find a place free from the Alliance
And YES, we've just begun

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:39 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:The girls I associate with as "just friends", I have little-to-no interest in nailing. Why? Because they tend to be ugly, or fat, or a combination of the two.

Then, by all means, let me interject some more advice...

Lower your standards. The vast majority of women look pretty damn good with your dick in their mouth.

And the post-coital discomfort?

Just cross that bridge when you come to it...or in it...or whatever.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:41 am

Van wrote: Quality is what matters, absolutely, not Quantity. Gotta have some skill to go along with being prolific.

:ohnoyoudin't:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:47 am

Sorry King Crimson, but you've just been bumped.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:29 am

Dins.....doing a song parody....got thousands of cool songs to plunder....

..........and he chooses.....The Carpenters.

Thanks, Dins. I'm not going to be able to fuck tonight.

T1B

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