Ken Lay assumes room temp

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:07 pm

Mizzou grad

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:14 pm

never heard--
of him!!

-Wolfman

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:20 pm

Deathpool, anyone?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:30 pm

Typical Republican. Do anything to avoid punishment.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:41 pm

I was tired of waiting for the court system to sentence this thieving bastard.

Sincerely,

God

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:45 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:48 pm

I'm glad I can take all his cash now.

--Government

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:01 pm

mvscal wrote:I'm sure his estate is well protected from government thieves.

funny stuff.......

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:06 pm

Drudge had a mini headline saying that Lay killed himself. It was deleted quite quickly.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:08 pm

mvscal wrote:I'm sure his estate is well protected from government thieves.

Obviously he's still married so it isn't estate taxes. Guy probably has three CPAs on the grounds to trim the hedges and trim the hedge funds.

I still think the government will get the money it wants.

My father always told me never do business with the government. You can overcharge them, but when they want their money back, they don't just send little AR monkeys calling your house. They send Rack Fu and mail fraud charges.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:39 pm

Things have changed, felice.

Do business with the gubmint these days and you never get paid unless you're big enough to bribe somebody, btw

"That's not one of our purchase order numbers"

"We'll need proof of delivery"

"You need to send the invoice to a different address"

"Sorry. We can't pay that because it was in last year's budget"

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:51 pm

It is with littlae solace that we learn of Lay's cowardly suicide. After all,

CHENEY is the Goering-like henchfuck that America wants, needs, and deserves DEAD ON A SPIT.

ONE AT A TIME

(Wakey Wake

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:14 pm

Sad, but only because I wanted to see justice served in this world. Now, it can only be served in the hereafter.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:47 pm

The CIA has faked this death much like they faked William Casey's death.

Wakey Wake

Van Plowboy · Post by **Van Plowboy** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:52 pm

Wait... wait...

I'll guess...

Colonel Mustard. In the kitchen. With the candle stick.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:54 pm

PrimeX wrote:Drudge had a mini headline saying that Lay killed himself. It was deleted quite quickly.

No chance of a cover up to avoid a scandal?

sin

Nelson Rockefeller

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:56 pm

Van Plowboy wrote:Wait... wait...

I'll guess...

Colonel Mustard. In the kitchen. With the candle stick.

Nope.

Federal Prison, in the near future, with an ass fucking.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:40 pm

The CIA has faked this death much like they faked William Casey's death.

That statement is a goddamn lie.

Sincerely,

Vincent Foster

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:51 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:It is with littlae solace that we learn of Lay's cowardly suicide. After all,

CHENEY is the Goering-like henchfuck that America wants, needs, and deserves DEAD ON A SPIT.

ONE AT A TIME

(Wakey Wake

1. It is just possible that dude actually did have his heart blow out. It happens to business execs in their sixties on occasion. You don't have to be facing a prison term and looking around for a shower rod for that to happen.

2. Cheney? Heh. They'll never take him alive. They ever hit the door with a warrant, and he'll pick up the M16/M203 and introduce them to his leetle fren'.

(Mods, don't ever whack this guy. I think he's to us what those other gibbering, shrieking, snack-thieving, shit-throwing undercreatures, the Barbary apes, are to the British in Gibraltar. We lose him, we lose the board.)

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:41 pm

Rove: When a plot against the Emperor failed... the plotters were always given a chance... to let their families keep their fortunes. Right?

Lay: Yeah, but only the rich guys, Karl. The little guys got knocked off and all their estates went to the Emperors. Unless they went home and killed themselves, then nothing happened. And the families... the families were taken care of.

Rove: That was a good break. A nice deal.

Lay: Yeah... They went home... and sat in a hot bath... opened up their veins... and bled to death... and sometimes they had a little party before they did it.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:02 pm

mvscal wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:It is with littlae solace that we learn of Lay's cowardly suicide. After all,
It was a heart attack, dumbfuck.

He should have choked to death on prison food.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:14 pm

Martyred wrote:
mvscal wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:It is with littlae solace that we learn of Lay's cowardly suicide. After all,
It was a heart attack, dumbfuck.
He should have choked to death on prison dick.

FTFY.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:27 pm

Praise be to Karma......

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:46 pm

How many threads on DemocRATic Underground are devoted to Ken Lay's Fake Death Conspiracy?

Can't believe LTS TARD2 isn't calling bullshit yet- imo.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 12:11 am

Cuda wrote:How many threads on DemocRATic Underground are devoted to Ken Lay's Fake Death Conspiracy?

Can't believe LTS TARD2 isn't calling bullshit yet- imo.

Yea, because nobody trolls that board. DU and the Freepers are flip sides of the same coin.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 12:23 am

Y2K wrote:Praise be to Karma......

I'd hardly call dying at a vacation home in Aspen to be "karma."

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 12:55 am

"Karma" could have been a federal pen with a ton of privileges. Same difference. Heart attack? That's bullshit. He could have gone out like Frankie Pentangeli.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:06 am

Tom In VA wrote:
Rove: When a plot against the Emperor failed... the plotters were always given a chance... to let their families keep their fortunes. Right?

Lay: Yeah, but only the rich guys, Karl. The little guys got knocked off and all their estates went to the Emperors. Unless they went home and killed themselves, then nothing happened. And the families... the families were taken care of.

Rove: That was a good break. A nice deal.

Lay: Yeah... They went home... and sat in a hot bath... opened up their veins... and bled to death... and sometimes they had a little party before they did it.

It works like this:

A few years down the road, with a new administration and an overhauled Justice Dept in place, Lay--who really doesn't like prison and all those late night Letterman jokes--is approached on the Cheney energy meetings back in '01. Lay.....rolls on Dick.

So, to prevent this very plausible scenerio, Cheney's henchfucks approach Lay with the Sicilian take on ancient Roman history noted above.

And Lay, the squirrelly fuckstain son of a baptist preacher wheedles a deal to make it look like a heart attack.

Too bad. He'd have looked so good in prison blues--just like Rove, Libby, Cheney, Rice, Chimp, Tenet, Bolton, Wolfowitz, Perle, Abrams, and Rusp Limpdick.

One at a time.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:45 am

LTS TRN 2 wrote:It works like this:

LTS TRN 2 wrote:-- just like, I'll take eleven ...

One at a time.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:45 am

It works like this:

A few years down the road, with a new administration and an overhauled Justice Dept in place, Lay--who really doesn't like prison and all those late night Letterman jokes--is approached on the Cheney energy meetings back in '01. Lay.....rolls on Dick.

So, to prevent this very plausible scenerio, Cheney's henchfucks approach Lay with the Sicilian take on ancient Roman history noted above.

And Lay, the squirrelly fuckstain son of a baptist preacher wheedles a deal to make it look like a heart attack.

Too bad. He'd have looked so good in prison blues--just like Rove, Libby, Cheney, Rice, Chimp, Tenet, Bolton, Wolfowitz, Perle, Abrams, and Rusp Limpdick.

One at a time.

Doing a lot of drugs these days ??

Rack Fu · Post by **Rack Fu** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:34 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:
mvscal wrote:I'm sure his estate is well protected from government thieves.
Obviously he's still married so it isn't estate taxes. Guy probably has three CPAs on the grounds to trim the hedges and trim the hedge funds.

I still think the government will get the money it wants.

My father always told me never do business with the government. You can overcharge them, but when they want their money back, they don't just send little AR monkeys calling your house. They send Rack Fu and mail fraud charges.

I believe that the court orders to seize his assets were given the greenlight some time ago. The assets have been frozen for years and his death has little bearing on the matter and cannot be sheltered by the estate.

I'm sure that Mr. Lay was very well insured so that his family will be well taken care of that way. Unless we find that the insurance premiums were paid with the funds that he made from his scheme to defraud. If that's the case, we'll take that too. (kidding about the last part)

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:04 am

LTS TRN 2 wrote:It is with littlae solace that we learn of Lay's cowardly suicide.

How is searching for 72 virgins cowardly????!!!???? :D

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:05 am

Virgins are WAY overrated. Lay is a dead sick fuckstain--and that's Okay!--but the entrenched toxic sloooze that was Ken and Jeff and Andy and Dick and the real Capo de Capo--Rummy--is still pulsing its horendous poison into the world as fast and hard as it can..........

Can't you wake up now?

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 12:45 pm

Okay, I'm officially confused now. I thought Chenrongoering was the real capo di tutti capi...

I'm fully awake, by the way. And I don't need to torch up a Superball-sized rock of crack every morning to do it. Unlike you.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:04 pm

According to the radio this morning, since he died before sentencing the family gets to keep whatever assets he had and all that. So it's seems the following is more accurate ....

Mrs. Lay: When a plot against the Emperor failed... the plotters were always given a chance... to let their families keep their fortunes. Right?

Ken Lay: Yeah, but only the rich guys, honey. The little guys got knocked off and all their estates went to the Emperors. Unless they went home and killed themselves, then nothing happened. And the families... the families were taken care of.

Mrs. Lay: That was a good break. A nice deal.

Ken Lay: Yeah... They went home... and sat in a hot bath... opened up their veins... and bled to death... and sometimes they had a little party before they did it.

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:08 pm

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:58 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: It was a heart attack, dumbfuck.

He should have choked to death on prison dick.[/quote]

FTFY.[/quote]

Apparently, some of you have never seen a federal minimum-security prison.

Got one not too far down the road from me. While jumping the 3-foot fence might be a problem for TVO, it probably wouldn't be too difficult for the rest of you.

They don't have a golf course at this particular country-club-facility, but many of them do.

No gaurd towers, no barbed wire, and they have bedrooms instead of cells. They can walk out, and you or I could walk in.

You guys don't think W was going to let "his boy" actually suffer, did you?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:32 pm

Dinsdale wrote: You guys don't think W was going to let "his boy" actually suffer, did you?

Is "W" the puppet or the puppet master ? Let's get a little bit of consistency with our conspiracy theories, mmm'kay.

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:55 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:
Dinsdale wrote: You guys don't think W was going to let "his boy" actually suffer, did you?
Is "W" the puppet or the puppet master ? Let's get a little bit of consistency with our conspiracy theories, mmm'kay.
He's definitely the puppet, but I'm sure he's able to arrange nice places for his convicted buddies.

Let's not forget that the puppet master, i.e., Cheney, was also one of Kenny Boy's buddies.

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:08 pm

mvscal wrote:Which adminstration prosecuted "Kenny Boy" again?

And who was President when Enron filed bankruptcy?

Oh yes, and which administration strong armed 3rd world countries into accepting shitty deals from Enron?

And which administration strongarmed your state into accepting shitty deals from Enron?

The only thing Dubya ever did for "Kenny Boy" was bust him.

Actually, Kenny Boy received his nickname from W. More importantly, Kenny Boy was W's first choice to be Secretary of Energy. And Cheney met privately with Kenny Boy during his Energy Task Force meetings. Kenny Boy was the only executive to receive that treatment.