North Fucking Korea

[Trollfessor]

Nice fucking day to test launch your fucking missiles.

We need to finish up with the fucking ragheads asap so we can knock out North Korea.

FUCK

[chargerfan]

Yea just saw they launched a second missle. I think those slant eyed fuckers are severly underestimating our capablilities. Them and Iran think cause were tied up in Iraq we cant do shit about either of them at the same time. We could send 1 battle group out there and put a serious hurt on their country.

[Bobby42]

They shot up short-range stuff but sure as hell it's jacking folks up.

Makes you want to go back 20 years to bitch-slap those dissing Reagan's defensive missile program.

[Cross Traffic]

3:30 in the fucking morning? Can't feed their own people, but can afford to shoot off missles.

[Bobby42]

Latest reports from CNN say NK test fired 3 missiles. The first two were short- range, the 3rd was their long-range Taepodong missile which failed in mid-air.

[Cross Traffic]

Should have called the Chinese for assistance...after all they have been shooting rockets in the air for 2200 years.

[TenTallBen]

Things are inevitibree going to change!

[smackaholic]

Never mind our battle groups, there's another lil' country in that neighborhood with a little bit of technical savy or so I've been told. I suspect that the japs haven't just been sitting on heir hands for the last 60 years. I think you might see them finally decide to flex a little bit of military muscle rather than letting us do it for them for so many days. Same goes for NK's southerly neighbors. All them kias and hyundais they been peddling could pay for some cool military shit.

Or, we could just wait until them fukkers do finally lob something our way. I am sure the half dozen or so tridents we got parked in the N pacific could light that fukkin place up but good.

[Van Plowboy]

Happy 4th of Jury America!

I shoot bottre rockets to help you cerebrate! Quit hassering me.

[Mikey]

So, the type 'o dong failed 40 seconds into its flight.

Look for them to test the longfatdick next.

[Bizzarofelice]

Taepodong? Was she on her period?

[Mister Bushice]

Happy 4th of Jury America!

I shoot bottre rockets to help you cerebrate! Quit hassering me.

:) :) :)

[See You Next Wednesday]

Things are inevitibree going to change!

I'll be pissed if he does something too serious to make me no longer enjoy that movie.

[Derron]

I am sure the half dozen or so tridents we got parked in the N pacific could light that fukkin place up but good.

Rack that.....I am sure we have some excellent pictures and it was nice of the NK slant eyed fucks to give us some telementary data to help us prepare to destroy their shitty country.

[Goober McTuber]

If nothing else, this was a solid demonstration of what a completely clueless, nutless dumbshit Dubya is.

The Glorious Leader just jacked ten dongs straight into Smirky McChimpenführer's idiotic greel....and he just sat there.

Just curious, what should he have done, in your opinion?

[warren]

So, the type 'o dong failed 40 seconds into its flight.

Look for them to test the longfatdick next.

Maybe it's just that I'm home for the week, but I'm damn sure going to hand out a rack to Mikey for this one!!!

[Mikey]

So, the type 'o dong failed 40 seconds into its flight.

Look for them to test the longfatdick next.

Maybe it's just that I'm home for the week, but I'm damn sure going to hand out a rack to Mikey for this one!!!

I'll have to give credit where credit's due.
I lifted that from the Daily Show.

There was also something about a special warhead that has a neutron bomb type effect, killing humans from the inside out. The mysterious substance in the warhead was called cream of sumyungai


http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload ... ideo=70888

[peter dragon]

we should have dsetroyed the missles on the pad. why is michael savage sounding more and more reasonable..

[LTS TRN 2]

If nothing else, this was a solid demonstration of what a completely clueless, nutless dumbshit Dubya is.

The Glorious Leader just jacked ten dongs straight into Smirky McChimpenführer's idiotic greel....and he just sat there.

Okay, so ....finally you're rolling out 'n seeing what we've been privy to all along:

The malignancy known as the Bush clan is as incompetent, foot-shooting, Prime Minister lap-puking, Nazi-banking, Tel Aviv kow towing, economy-gutting, treasonous fiends as they are evangelical chanting, satanic Skull fucking Condi hot treat Karl with a fake reporter's dick in his ass---QUAGMIRE of this 230 year old brilliant republic. Or what? :wink:

[Uncle Fester]

I've been gone for a bit.

So who hacked mvscal's password?

[LTS TRN 2]

Okay, bab's, you're making progress. Just keep ....moving...towards...the ..light...


So, if he's a short-sighted idiot who doesn't seem to properly analyze important situations.....well, doesn't that same pattern seem to hold in the little matter of an intractable QUAGMIRE? I mean now that we've given up on Bin Laden.

[LTS TRN 2]

Okay, bab's, you're making progress. Just keep ....moving...towards...the ..light...


So, if he's a short-sighted idiot who doesn't seem to properly analyze important situations, let alone know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em.....well, doesn't that same pattern seem to hold in the little matter of an intractable QUAGMIRE? I mean now that we've given up on Bin Laden.

[Cuda]

NIce job, LTS TARD2, calling somebody "bab's" (sic) and then double posting it, btw

[War Wagon]

Just not a lockstepper. He's done a few good things, but for the most part he is an idiotic fuckup.

Your tune changed after the immigration issue was pushed to the forefront, yes?

Admit it. You despise hispanics so deeply that this one single issue has caused you to now spew the Bush hater mantra.

Here he talked a bunch of shit and that goofy bitch in Pyongyang called his bluff.

What exactly did he say he'd do if NK launched some harmless missiles?

Invade?

If he wasn't planning on doing anything about it, that's fine. The correct course of action in that case would have been to run out some State Dept. flunky to mumble a paragraph or two of diplobabble and then ignore it.

He had to have known that Russia and China would veto any possible sanctions, so now his "best bet" is a toothless UN resolution "expressing grave concern".

Piss fucking poor.

So what should he have done prior?

What should he do now?

C'mon, non-lockstepper. Enlighten me.

[Mister Bushice]

NK launched some harmless missiles?

And you see nothing wrong with this statement do ya, whitey?

[RadioFan]

It's not easy to stratergize when you've got lots of options of strategery available.

[War Wagon]

He said he would activate our missile defense and try to shoot them down...

The single long range missile launched wasn't even airborne long enough to activate missile defense. But had it been, they would have triangulated it's course and shot it out of the sky if it were heading towards U.S. territory.

He precipitated an international incident...

I musta' missed the part where Bush himself ordered those missile launches.

....folded like a cheap suit and then ran squealing to the UN like a raped ape. Subsequently, the UN told him to get fucked to the astonishment of nobody except Bumblya and his incompetant circle jerk.

You mean, like he folded and went running to the UN about Iraq?

He should have kept his dicksucker shut and done nothing.

Perhaps. And perhaps, given his proven track record of backing up his bluster, Jung should have heeded the warnings. Besides, to do or say nothing up front wouldn't go over very well with allies like Japan.

Instead, dumbfuck that he is, he let his mouth write a check his ass couldn't cash. There is no quicker way to lose credibility than to make idle threats.

Again, what specific threats did he make? Other than turning on the MD system, which is always "on" anyways.

Methinks that you're the one "squealing like a raped ape" over a non-event, for the most part. If NKs scud missiles were a serious threat to our interests, you can bet a harsher response would have been forthcoming.

In the meantime, you're just blowing smoke, which is very unbecoming of a person such as yourself. We have enough idiotic, screaming banshees around here as is w/o you joining the ranks.

[War Wagon]

Fuck that trying diplomacy shit. Diplomacy is for losers. The next time any despotic dictator so much as sneezes in our direction, lets nuke 'em into a glass parking lot....or at the very least, bomb 'em back into the stone ages....wait, they already are in the stone age. So yeah, lets nuke 'em.

~mvscal

[Q, West Coast Style]

I'm just thinking out-loud here:

If there ever was a country that we could actually consider nuking its this one. Specifically, Pyongyang (sp?). I was watching CNN last night and they were talking about how robotic and programmed the people are. It's absolutely crazy, like nothing else on earth. Could these people even lead normal lives and function in a free society? So what I'm saying is their lives are pretty much over anyway.

And KJI is fucking nuts. All dictators in history have been somewhat mad, but most of them behind their public act, behind closed doors, probably functioned at least somewhat like a normal person some of the time.

Not this guy. Full blown looney. So it seems.

Again, I'm just thinking out loud.

[War Wagon]

Care to speculate on what effect idle threats have on your ability to conduct effective diplomacy?

For the third time, what threats?

With all thats happening in Iraq, he can't just go in there at the drop of a hat with guns blazing.

Perhaps he's now trying to play it cool and give the fuckhead just enough rope to hang himself?

Regardless, if that buffoon ever were to present a credible threat, the hammer would come down. Hard.

Everything else is just posturing.

And no, our ability to conduct effective diplomacy hasn't been hampered in the least by this little tempest in a teapot. In fact, W's uncharacteristic show of restraint on this one will earn some brownie points down the road.

Just wait and see.

[RadioFan]

And KJI is fucking nuts. All dictators in history have been somewhat mad, but most of them behind their public act, behind closed doors, probably functioned at least somewhat like a normal person some of the time.

Not this guy. Full blown looney. So it seems.

He's probably nuts, but he does like his movies, skanks ... errr, supermodels, and his Mercedes.

He at least has a concept that if he goes too far, he could lose his life and/or power in a mushroom cloud, or other nastiness.

The Islamofanatics are far more dangerous than that little dictator who likes toys. They immerse themselves in a culture of death and wouldn't think twice about the repercussions of using a nuke on any major Western city ... hell they look forward to it.

At least the freak in Pyongyang wants to keep his power. The Islamofanatics couldn't give two farts in the wind, since they don't care about anything other than bringing the world back to the "glorious" days of ~ 800 AD.

[RadioFan]

In fact, W's uncharacteristic show of restraint on this one will earn some brownie points down the road.

The Americun people know what kind of strategizin' it takes to lead this country, and I've got what it takes to make the tough decisions. Especially when it comes to freedom. Freedom is a good thing. It's something that people look forward to. I really don't understand what you're asking us to do. We've got out best strategerists on it. Good people. People who love freedom.

[Y2K]

W?...Brownie Points?

For what?

Over/Under till W coughs up free American money?

[War Wagon]

I'm just thinking out-loud here:

If there ever was a country that we could actually consider nuking its this one. Specifically, Pyongyang (sp?). I was watching CNN last night and they were talking about how robotic and programmed the people are. It's absolutely crazy, like nothing else on earth. Could these people even lead normal lives and function in a free society? So what I'm saying is their lives are pretty much over anyway.

And KJI is fucking nuts. All dictators in history have been somewhat mad, but most of them behind their public act, behind closed doors, probably functioned at least somewhat like a normal person some of the time.

Not this guy. Full blown looney. So it seems.

Again, I'm just thinking out loud.

Keep your idiotic thoughts to yourself then....or start rapid firing them towards Radio clown in the form of multiple pms...it would be an improvement over his "thoughts" on the subject.

Then again, watching circus freaks make fools of themselves is rather entertaining, so keep posting.

[RadioFan]

Keep your idiotic thoughts to yourself then....or start rapid firing them towards Radio clown in the form of multiple pms...it would be an improvement over his "thoughts" on the subject.

Then again, watching circus freaks make fools of themselves is rather entertaining, so keep posting.

Hi Wags.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Regardless, if that buffoon ever were to present a credible threat, the hammer would come down. Hard.

Hmmm...Let's see...

1) He's developing a three stage rocket.

2) He has nukes.

3) He's crazy.

Yup. No credible threat there. No sir, not like Saddam.


Your president getting tea-bagged by Kim Jung Il = priceless

[Terry in Crapchester]

So who hacked mvscal's password?

My thoughts exactly.

[Mikey]

The single long range missile launched wasn't even airborne long enough to activate missile defense. But had it been, they would have triangulated it's course and shot it out of the sky if it were heading towards U.S. territory.

That's rich.

They can't reliably shoot a missile out of the air even when they know exactly where it will be and when. How are they going to shoot a type 'o dong out of the air when even the guy lighting it off doesn't know exactly where it's going?

[Uncle Fester]

-it'd be funny as hell if it landed in China.

[Tom In VA]

No, taking out Saddam was one of the few good ideas he's had.

That wasn't his idea. Now, to actually execute the ideas that had been bantied about for a decade .... that he can own.