Breaking news: Auburn RB loves candy!

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:41 pm

Saw this on another board and thought it was pretty funny. Apparently, the interview and the answers are legit.

http://auburntigers.cstv.com/sports/m-f ... 05aaa.html

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:46 pm

Wow...what a freaking IDIOT!

Q: What is your best talent outside of football?
A: “Drawing. I like to draw, if you consider that a talent. I like to disguise myself as other people, too. I call that a talent. I like telling people that I am somebody else. I tell people that I play water polo and if they ask me what position I play I tell them right water. I don’t even know if that is a position but I tell them that I play right water.”

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:35 am

Man, it gets funnier with each read. Just about every answer is a classic. VY is Mensa material compared to this kid...

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:48 am

My first thought after reading:

HELLO SIR. MY NAME IS STEVE. I CAME FROM A ROUGH AREA. I USED TO BE ADDICTED TO CRACK BUT NOW I'M OFF AND TRYING TO STAY CLEAN... I'M SORRY, I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANY MONEY LAUNDERING.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:24 pm

Brian Fellow is not an accredited zoologist, nor does he hold an advanced degree in any of the environmental sciences. He is simply an enthusiastic young man with a sixth grade education and an abiding love for all of God's creatures.

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:08 pm

According to the website, he's an Econ major.

Hmmm... Are we seeing those SEC academic standards rearing their ugly heads again?

the_ouskull

Spinach Genie · Post by **Spinach Genie** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:56 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:
the_ouskull wrote:According to the website, he's an Econ major.

Hmmm... Are we seeing those SEC academic standards rearing their ugly heads again?

the_ouskull
Absolutely not! This is a situation unique to Auburn.

Brody just got sacked again.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:31 pm

Auburn just got robbed of the MNC again.

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:17 pm

Spinach Genie wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:
the_ouskull wrote:According to the website, he's an Econ major.

Hmmm... Are we seeing those SEC academic standards rearing their ugly heads again?

the_ouskull
Absolutely not! This is a situation unique to Auburn.

Brody just got sacked again.

Kenny Irons just spoke again.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:53 pm

RACK BtH