Cards heading for dead ass last place.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:15 am

SEATTLE (AP) -- The Los Angeles Angels traded disappointing right-hander Jeff Weaver to the St. Louis Cardinals on Wednesday night for minor league outfielder Terry Evans.

Bwahahahahaha. You'd have been better off trading for 40 acres and a mule.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:13 pm

He's no different than anyone else not named Carpenter we throw out there every 5th day.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:34 pm

I think you guys traded for the wrong Weaver. You should issue a do-over.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:04 am

Right now, Earl Weaver is a more effective pitcher than Jeff is.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:07 pm

Hell, Sigourney would even be an upgrade ...

Dumbass · Post by **Dumbass** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:06 pm

Yea, so would Brooke Burke.

Oh, wait, I'm sorry. You said Weaver.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:08 am

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:14 am

its ok, they can still win 4 out of every 5.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:28 am

2 singles, a walk, a grand slam and a triple in 3rd inning. I thought he was going for the cycle.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:37 am

JCT wrote:2 singles, a walk, a grand slam and a triple in 3rd inning. I thought he was going for the cycle.

Weaver wasn't getting many calls early on. Then in the third he wasn't getting those calls because everything was a foot off.

Just a game that can be chalked up to the pitching. We'll talk again when Reyes and Carpenter pitch.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:30 am

Fuckin Braves.

Hey Met fan,,dont sleep on these guys.

Roofer · Post by **Roofer** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:54 pm

Finally, a former Angel player that doesn't pan out for the Cards (see Eckstein, Spezio and Edmonds).

I'm suprised we got a AA OF for him. I think the 40 acres and a mule quip was about right. I'd have paid Jeff Weaver millions NOT to pitch for me. Dude completely sucks.