* New Policy *

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:14 pm

As of right now, lk_pk1 is allowed to start one (1) pileon thread per day.

Any subsequent threads will be TROTS'ed faster than cuda grabs the vaseline upon Biggie's morning return from the bathroom.

Mods, chop chop

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:21 pm

faster than PUS grabs for the roll of toilet paper?

it would have to be, wouldn't it?

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:28 pm

PSUFAN wrote:As of right now, lk_pk1 is allowed to start one (1) pileon thread per day.

Any subsequent threads will be TROTS'ed faster than cuda grabs the vaseline upon Biggie's morning return from the bathroom.

Mods, chop chop

What does this mean?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:28 pm

...faster than CTRL-testes_cuddler can paste in a Mary Jo Kopechne non-sequitor, yep

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:32 pm

Don't tell me you're going pussy over here too. Damn.

I asked about the happy hour thing because I can't decide between sports bar, messican or yuppified. I'm used to restaurant/bar/food threads. I didn't realize you "don't do that here".

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:33 pm

If you need to be whacked up and down the board, have the decency to keep it to one thread. That way, you won't run afoul of The Policy.

The Policy stands. Do you understand?

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:37 pm

PSUFAN wrote:If you need to be whacked up and down the board, have the decency to keep it to one thread. That way, you won't run afoul of The Policy.

The Policy stands. Do you understand?

:D I just read your sig. Have you heard of Wink Martindale?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:40 pm

Does it matter if she starts it in the first post of the thread or not?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:41 pm

Can you just read my question above? What are you...ADD?

The Policy stands. Do you understand?

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:44 pm

PSUFAN wrote:As of right now, lk_pk1 is allowed to start one (1) pileon thread per day.

Any subsequent threads will be TROTS'ed faster than cuda grabs the vaseline upon Biggie's morning return from the bathroom.

Mods, chop chop

You need to better-define "start". It doesn't matter if lk_bludgeoned starts a new thread or simply posts in one. Both events "start" a pileon so I fear you'll be wiping out most threads. Justsayin.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:45 pm

^ yep. Might be easier to just remove everything after her first post of the day. That's when the pileon always starts, anyway.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:49 pm

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Rip City

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:49 pm

Initially, she is restricted to starting one new thread per day. All pileons can descend from there.

If she blurts crap out in the middle of other threads, there will be a javascript function called offering the Thread Author a 120 second opportunity to delete her post.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:50 pm

Another quality announcement.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:50 pm

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Rip City

Dear God, he hasn't changed a bit. Other than the body, if that were his, dude has dropped some serious weight.

Cute wytch, Luther.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:51 pm

thanks, Luth. Exactly.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:53 pm

1-pwn-blk-eyes

bwahahaaaa

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:53 pm

Why are you rationing the pile-ons? Is there a shortage?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:55 pm

Someone get the calipers, quick...more Chief_Fan arrowheads have been sighted in lk's sundry chute

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:57 pm

You have to admit. I make you guys laugh at your own selves when you do pile on me. Even I laugh hysterically at some of it.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:00 pm

Are we going by calendar day or 24 hour period starting with the aforementioned pile-on thread?

Inquiring Mods want to know.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:04 pm

Just err on the side of overreaction.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:07 pm

Does this give pick :bode:

?

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:12 pm

LK-Piled-on wrote: Even I laugh hysterically at some of it.

I always kinda wondered about that.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:28 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:Does this give pick ?

Nah, getting banned at another board for threads from here does, though.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:13 pm

Speaking of -

Whatever happened to NoCalSnowGirl (I can't remember how she had it)?

She was the credit card chick, right?

I heard she was actually married to Russ or some shit like that.

Jim Everett · Post by **Jim Everett** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:19 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:Speaking of -

Whatever happened to NoCalSnowGirl (I can't remember how she had it)?

She was the credit card chick, right?

I heard she was actually married to Russ or some shit like that.

Hey POS, why not go ask Russ if he is/was married to NoCal. Noone here gives a fuck about anything your dicksucker is spewing. Don't they have a B-B-Q at your local Elks Club you need to attend? The local
skank/whore is always in demand at the local Elks Club.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:32 pm

I just asked where she was. I didn't know they were married.

Didn't mean to strike a nerve.

How is the Elks club talking trash? I don't get it.

and you'll be rid of me quite soon. I'm just waiting for the better half to get ready.

Actually, you'll prolly be rid of me for quite a while this evening, as Tuesdays are Mickey's All day Two Fers.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:59 pm

How is the Elks club talking trash? I don't get it.

Not a surprise.

Actually, you'll prolly be rid of me for quite a while this evening, as Tuesdays are Mickey's All day Two Fers.

Making you the resident bar hag.

Spinach Genie · Post by **Spinach Genie** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:57 am

lk_pick1 wrote:as Tuesdays are Mickey's All day Two Fers.

Careful. Drunk people have been known to react rather violently at first sight of a sasquatch. There could be broken glass, pool cues, hot chicken wings...you must know I only have your safety in mind.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:45 am

Spinach Genie wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:as Tuesdays are Mickey's All day Two Fers.
Careful. Drunk people have been known to react rather violently at first sight of a sasquatch. There could be broken glass, pool cues, hot chicken wings...you must know I only have your safety in mind.

At least I know who left the funny message. THAT was funny!

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:27 pm

Spinach Genie wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:as Tuesdays are Mickey's All day Two Fers.
Careful. Drunk people have been known to react rather violently at first sight of a sasquatch.

I thought she was just a little hairy down there until I woke up the next morning. I still drunk-dialed her the next weekend.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:49 pm

Drunk people have been known to react rather violently

that passes for bigtime sex 'round these parts.

--lk

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 3:42 pm

Still processing.

Seriously, now that I'm not "allowed" to post anywhere, what's the point of leaving a message on my phone at home "Hey, LK you need to respond on .net HI WINK. (click)"

Huh? I don't call it out. Got home late, listened to messages on the machine. Looked, tried to respond, why did they call me, literally, if they don't want me to respond. Don't get it much.

I hate redlining. I'm working today.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 3:46 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:Still processing.

Seriously, now that I'm not "allowed" to post anywhere, what's the point of leaving a message on my phone at home "Hey, LK you need to respond on .net HI WINK. (click)"

Maybe you could off yourself and come back in a year as a normal person?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:30 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:Speaking of -

Whatever happened to NoCalSnowGirl (I can't remember how she had it)?

Twice.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:57 pm

Wrong. Simply just wrong.

and BSmack, until you lose that avatar, you are CUTE CUTE CUTE.

Nobody has an answer for this. I love it.

Due diligence sux.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:06 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:I just asked where she was. I didn't know they were married.

Didn't mean to strike a nerve.

How is the Elks club talking trash? I don't get it.

and you'll be rid of me quite soon. I'm just waiting for the better half to get ready.

Actually, you'll prolly be rid of me for quite a while this evening, as Tuesdays are my all day "Two Baggers".

lk_pick said:

I don't get it..I don't get it..I don't get it

T1B

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