God supports Al Gore?

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:47 pm

Prolly GD, but beware, U&L!

Robertson A Global Warming Convert
Religious Broadcaster Says Summer Heat Wave Made Him A Believer

VIRGINIA BEACH, Va., Aug. 4, 206
The Rev. Pat Robertson has changed his mind on global warming. (AP)

(CBS/AP) Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson said Thursday that he hasn't been a believer in global warming in the past, but this summer's record-breaking heat is "making a convert out of me."

On his "700 Club" broadcast taped in Virginia Beach, Robertson said, "It is getting hotter, and the icecaps are melting and there is a buildup of carbon dioxide in the air."

Switching sides on an issue that divides evangelical Christians, Robertson said, "We really need to address the burning of fossil fuels."

Robertson told viewers, "If we are contributing to the destruction of this planet, we need to do something about it."

This spring, Robertson said God had told him severe weather, in the form of storms and possibly a tsunami, will hit America's coastline this year.

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. He added, "There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:54 pm

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said

I need to find out how to subscribe to God's Annual Report.

M2 · Post by M2 » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:55 pm

I wonder if they have Hot-Dogs in heaven.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:05 pm

Robertson has the super strength of salvation in his legs. He should swim out and build us a tidal barrier.

I'm glad Robertson has used scientific data like "sure is hot 'round here" to help him in his decision.

m2 wrote:I wonder if they have Hot-Dogs in heaven.

No, but there's a song off the album in my av called "Hot Dog Hell".

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:03 pm

I think Global Cooling is the bigger problem. Ice adds fresh water to ocean thus messing with the ability of the ocean to cool the planet.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:13 pm

Penguins are Black AND White.

That must really fuck with your head.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:45 pm

Talking of Al Gore, how pathetic is this?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:50 pm

Nishlord wrote:Talking of Al Gore, how pathetic is this?

Very.
Surprising, not in the least.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:58 pm

I say we troll the New World Order's MySpace page in retaliation.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:30 pm

Pat,

God here. You've always been a faithful servant, so i am sure that you will do as I say. The earf needs your help Pat. So, go out side, plant a bunch of trees and then be kind enough to off yourself. I'd do it myself, but, I'm really busy this week backing up my people in Israel.

Thanks,

G

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:09 pm

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. He added, "There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."

Well, if God knows about this shit, why doesn't he use his little finger to take it out to sea or something?

What a lazy fat beardy cunt God is nowadays.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:35 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
I'm glad Robertson has used scientific data like "sure is hot 'round here" to help him in his decision.

Which makes him different from the rest of the Global Warming Screamers... how?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:12 pm

Cuda wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
I'm glad Robertson has used scientific data like "sure is hot 'round here" to help him in his decision.

Which makes him different from the rest of the Global Warming Screamers... how?

99.9% of scientists agree.
Cuda believes the .1%

Good job, Einstein.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:18 pm

mvscal wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:99.9% of scientists agree.
Wrong

Wanna go back down this route, dickbreath?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:25 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Cuda wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
I'm glad Robertson has used scientific data like "sure is hot 'round here" to help him in his decision.

Which makes him different from the rest of the Global Warming Screamers... how?
99.9% of scientists agree with Pat Robertson.
.

zactly.