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WSJ: Scholar Warns Iran's Ahmadinejad May Have 'Cataclysmic Events' In Mind For August 22
Tue Aug 08 2006 10:22:35 ET

In a WALL STREET JOURNAL op-ed Tuesday, Princeton's Bernard Lewis writes: "There is a radical difference between the Islamic Republic of Iran and other governments with nuclear weapons. This difference is expressed in what can only be described as the apocalyptic worldview of Iran's present rulers."

"In Islam as in Judaism and Christianity, there are certain beliefs concerning the cosmic struggle at the end of time -- Gog and Magog, anti-Christ, Armageddon, and for Shiite Muslims, the long awaited return of the Hidden Imam, ending in the final victory of the forces of good over evil, however these may be defined."

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad "and his followers clearly believe that this time is now, and that the terminal struggle has already begun and is indeed well advanced. It may even have a date, indicated by several references by the Iranian president to giving his final answer to the US about nuclear development by Aug. 22," which this year corresponds "to the 27th day of the month of Rajab of the year 1427. This, by tradition, is the night when many Muslims commemorate the night flight of the prophet Muhammad on the winged horse Buraq, first to 'the farthest mosque,' usually identified with Jerusalem, and then to heaven and back (c.f., Koran XVII.1).

"This might well be deemed an appropriate date for the apocalyptic ending of Israel and if necessary of the world. It is far from certain that Mr. Ahmadinejad plans any such cataclysmic events precisely for Aug. 22. But it would be wise to bear the possibility in mind."

Developing...
Nutbag is going to summon the Hidden Imam- and, of course, the H,I, is going to obey him... :meds:

I didn't have much of a problem with invading Iraq because after 9/11 it was pretty obvious that we'd have to do that sooner or later anyway and might as well do it on our terms. It's also been fucking obvious ever since 1979 that we'd have to kick Iran's ass sooner or later. MIght as well get that one over with too.

The muzzies are the cause of, and the aggressor in, almost every conflict in the world today, and Iran is in the driver's seat; promoting it, arming it, funding it. Taking out Iran's radical islamist rulers would go a long way to solving a lot of the world's problems in a relatively short time.
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So is it ctrl-cude or ctrl-kcpaul ? Either way, this is my take ....

9-11-2001
8-22-2006

http://www.drudgereport.com/flash4.htm

A datediff function returns a difference of 1807 days. Which is 1+8+0+7 = 16

1427, 1+4+2+7 = 14


2,1 =3 1,4 = 3 6,3 = 3


16-14 = 2


333 * 2 = 666

I'm worried. All my readings point to something big on the horizon.
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Are going to keep dropping that fucking Ghostbusters reset until someone racks you for it?
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Awesome....TOTALLY awesome....


"There is a radical difference between the Islamic Republic of Iran and other governments with nuclear weapons."


Here, let me take a guess...


The nukes?



Totally awesome.
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Cuda wrote:Are going to keep dropping that fucking Ghostbusters reset until someone racks you for it?
Nope, just until I come up with another one.
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that Iran dude is short and ugly.







he probably posts here.
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WSJ: Scholar Warns Iran's Ahmadinejad May Have 'Cataclysmic Events' In Mind For August 22
Tue Aug 08 2006 10:22:35 ET

In a WALL STREET JOURNAL op-ed Tuesday, Princeton's Bernard Lewis writes: "There is a radical difference between the Islamic Republic of Iran and other governments with nuclear weapons. This difference is expressed in what can only be described as the apocalyptic worldview of Iran's present rulers."

"In Islam as in Judaism and Christianity, there are certain beliefs concerning the cosmic struggle at the end of time -- Gog and Magog, anti-Christ, Armageddon, and for Shiite Muslims, the long awaited return of the Hidden Imam, ending in the final victory of the forces of good over evil, however these may be defined."

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad "and his followers clearly believe that this time is now, and that the terminal struggle has already begun and is indeed well advanced. It may even have a date, indicated by several references by the Iranian president to giving his final answer to the US about nuclear development by Aug. 22," which this year corresponds "to the 27th day of the month of Rajab of the year 1427. This, by tradition, is the night when many Muslims commemorate the night flight of the prophet Muhammad on the winged horse Buraq, first to 'the farthest mosque,' usually identified with Jerusalem, and then to heaven and back (c.f., Koran XVII.1).

"This might well be deemed an appropriate date for the apocalyptic ending of Israel and if necessary of the world. It is far from certain that Mr. Ahmadinejad plans any such cataclysmic events precisely for Aug. 22. But it would be wise to bear the possibility in mind."

Developing...
Nutbag is going to summon the Hidden Imam- and, of course, the H,I, is going to obey him... :meds:

I didn't have much of a problem with invading Iraq because after 9/11 it was pretty obvious that we'd have to do that sooner or later anyway and might as well do it on our terms. It's also been fucking obvious ever since 1979 that we'd have to kick Iran's ass sooner or later. MIght as well get that one over with too.

The muzzies are the cause of, and the aggressor in, almost every conflict in the world today, and Iran is in the driver's seat; promoting it, arming it, funding it. Taking out Iran's radical islamist rulers would go a long way to solving a lot of the world's problems in a relatively short time.
And our good friends the Russians are only too happy to supply them with all the weapons they could want.....
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Sudden Sam wrote:
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And our good friends the Russians are only too happy to supply them with all the weapons they could want.....
Somebody had to step in when we quit supplying them.

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tahts' my birfday!!1!!!!1

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Aren't there like eleventy of you with the same August birthday?

Apocolypse indeed.
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If the WSJ says it, good enough for me. Nuke the fuck out of Iran on 8/21.

Pre-emptively, of course.....
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socal wrote:eleventy

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Known August 22nd B-Days here...

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socal wrote:Aren't there like eleventy of you with the same August birthday?

Apocolypse indeed.
I'm officially changing mine.

Anybody else in?
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Mine's the week before so I'm cool. August 22nd is approved by me. :)
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Mine was on the 6th......still need some time to spend the gift certificates though.....
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Tom In VA wrote: I'm worried. All my readings point to something big on the horizon.
Let's say this Twinkie

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represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's reading, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
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Cuda wrote:...Bernard Lewis writes: ...

The needle on my Jew-o-meter just flew off.

Is there anything American dopes cant be talked into by these reptiles?
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August 23 for myself.

Me and Kobe Bryant.
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wonder if the missing 11 Egyptian
"students" have anything to do with this ??
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I'm not believing it until I hear it from Dan J.
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WSJ: Scholar Warns Iran's Ahmadinejad May Have 'Cataclysmic Events' In Mind For August 22
That could mean anything, though. Perhaps his parents are away, and he's going to have a kegger, or whatever you call it.
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PL wrote:I'm not believing it until I hear it from Dan J.
Yes.

Over on allracksdueuntoallah.net there is a Ahkmed J. warning the board of pending phallus impaling on 8/22.
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OHHHHH.....


It said CATACLYSMIC events.


And here I was thinking how funny it was that the WSJ would be speculating on a foreign leader's intestinal health.


Silly me.
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Martyred wrote:
Cuda wrote:...Bernard Lewis writes: ...

The needle on my Jew-o-meter just flew off.
Shrubber can fix it. His dad is a TV repairman & has this ultimate set of tools- or so I've beenm told
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These ultimate set of tools have done wonders for the guy's back.
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Cool,
I've always wanted a cataclysim type deal for my birthday.

I'll have to "Ask The Imam" if it's a sudden death penalty to celebrate early.

After scanning said Posters with Aug. 22 Birthdays and adding a Local to them it's quite obvious the whole West Coast is fucking toast.

It was fun while it lasted.

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A day that will live in Infamy....."
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Sounds like the work of The Alliance.

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Perhaps his parents are away, and he's going to have a kegger[/quote]


I LMFAO :lol:
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Sirfindafold wrote:August 23 for myself.

Me and Kobe Bryant.

And me.
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I'll have to "Ask The Imam" if it's a sudden death penalty to celebrate early.
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Tom In VA wrote: 9-11-2001
8-22-2006
Wow. I bet 7-33-11 is going to be huge.
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Jsc810 wrote:Is Tomorrow Doomsday?

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Those of you here who've harboured sexual fantasies about me and have been fighting it for years might as well send PMs now.
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As someone not living the United Spates of Paranoia - Good bye to you all
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Nishlord wrote:Those of you here who've harboured sexual fantasies about me and have been fighting it for years might as well send PMs now.

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So how was 8/22 for y'all?

Taken the paranoia pills, now and relaxin' in the CZ waiting for the next "Yellow Alert"?
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The phantorino wrote:So how was 8/22 for y'all?

Taken the paranoia pills, now and relaxin' in the CZ waiting for the next "Yellow Alert"?
Hey, it's not over YET!!

I heard something on TV about LIONS and TIGERS and BEARS!!

Lions and Tigers and Bears....

OH MY!!!
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When I go at least I go happy, stuffed from a kickass dinner and a damn good buzz on..........

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