Fuck you all

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:39 pm

Today's my last day on the boards for awhile. Taking a vacation and coming back with a wife.

Glad to see the board slowly start to come out of it's summer hibernation. Hopefully by the time I get back, there will be some quality posts that engage us all in serious discussion. With you fuckers, I highly doubt it.

So anyway, rack all of you for making me laugh over the past 5 years. To those of you I've been harsh on, I apologize. I'm sure in a few weeks I will be much more calm, but I can't be certain of the exact time frame. I think it may take a few months for the testosterone to fully leave the body of a eunuch.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:40 pm

Nice knowing ya!

- Michigan Hook-Up

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:42 pm

Congrats, have fun and fuck you too. :D

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:56 pm

NO, Killian, fuck YOUUUUU.

- Annheiser Busch, St. Louis, Missouri

Make sure to give her a Mike Backer.

And what orc said.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:13 pm

Killian wrote:I'm sure in a few weeks I won't be getting laid anymore.

Welcome to the club.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:28 pm

Congrats, dude. Is she going to donate your balls to charity?

Terry in Crapchester · Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:42 pm

Another one bites the dust.

Props.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:27 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Congrats, dude. Is she going to donate your balls to charity?

No. She is going to dangle them from the rear view mirror in her car.

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:48 pm

Killian wrote:
I'm sure in a few weeks I won't be getting laid anymore.

Welcome to the club.

I never knew what celibacy was like until I got married.
Congrats and condolences at the same time dude........
What kind of anesthetic is she going to use when she whacks your boys off?

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:12 pm

Laxplayer wrote:What kind of anesthetic is she going to use when she whacks your boys off?

The "Shut the fuck up and don't cry like a little bitch" kind.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:37 pm

Killian wrote:
Laxplayer wrote:What kind of anesthetic is she going to use when she whacks your boys off?
The "Shut the fuck up and don't cry like a little bitch" kind.

I can see why you want to marry her. Sounds like a keeper.

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:15 pm

So, did she leave you any pants to wear or does she have them all? What size dress do you wear?

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:29 pm

congrats. while i'm not married (could have been....and subsequently divorced)....i've heard the emptying of the married male body of testerone usually causes the big toe to enflame and become quite painful and swollen.....oh, wait, that's gout.

TheChief · Post by **TheChief** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:10 pm

Congratz Killian. Feb 17th is the day of death for myself.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:15 pm

TheChief wrote:Congratz Killian. Feb 17th is the day of death for myself.

Praise the Lord! You and Killian fortunate enough to have blind women available and seeking husbands.......

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:18 am

Hell we just celebrated Greg's divorce so what the hell.....good luck guys......

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:31 am

Killian wrote:Today's my last day on the boards for awhile. Taking a vacation and coming back with a wife.

Glad to see the board slowly start to come out of it's summer hibernation. Hopefully by the time I get back, there will be some quality posts that engage us all in serious discussion. With you fuckers, I highly doubt it.

So anyway, rack all of you for making me laugh over the past 5 years. To those of you I've been harsh on, I apologize. I'm sure in a few weeks I will be much more calm, but I can't be certain of the exact time frame. I think it may take a few months for the testosterone to fully leave the body of a eunuch.

What's she costing you?

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 1:47 pm

TheChief wrote:Congratz Killian. Feb 17th is the day of death for myself.

So your taking vows. thats sweet, or you just can't afford gas anymore?

Seriously, will you be relocating to Indy or is she moving down there?

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:06 pm

You ,now....marraige is a 3 ring circus....
#1 is the engagement ring
#2 is the wedding ring
#3 is the SUFFERing

The wedding will cost a lot but the divorce always costs more.

Marraige can be described as a situation where the women control 50% of the money and 100% of the pu$$y.

Now, remember gentlemen...what's yours is hers and what's hers is hers.

The 3 most important words in a marraige are.....You're right dear

The three words you don't want to hear while you're having sex....honey, I'm home. Not that you'll ever have sex again but.......

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:32 pm

Does any one else think they will soon see Lax and his wife on the Dr. Phil show?

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:00 pm

Nolesy wrote:Does any one else think they will soon see Lax and his wife on the Dr. Phil show?

Nope. The fact that he can (semi) joke about it means he is in a healthy union.....

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 2:57 am

It's a very healthy union....in fact we unionized today.

TheChief · Post by **TheChief** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:25 pm

Nolesy wrote:
TheChief wrote:Congratz Killian. Feb 17th is the day of death for myself.
So your taking vows. thats sweet, or you just can't afford gas anymore?

Seriously, will you be relocating to Indy or is she moving down there?

Not the gas...the company pays for that all day everyday!!

She will be moving down here. I couldn't live in INDY, way too many cityslickers for this professional Hunter.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:39 pm

~bump...

I just realized, congrats are in order. Welcome to the married column!

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:40 pm

TheChief wrote:Congratz Killian. Feb 17th is the day of death for myself.

Me, too.

Sky · Post by **Sky** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:01 pm

Congrads, welcome to the club and...I know it has been said...so long sex life. It is just so brutally true that the more you hear it, the less it hurts (hopefully).

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:01 pm

Sky wrote:Congrads, welcome to the club and...I know it has been said...so long sex life. It is just so brutally true that the more you hear it, the less it hurts (hopefully).

I've already cheated on my wife with my right hand.

A lot.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:05 pm

Mrs. IndyFrisco just whacked him upside the head, just to be sure...

Sky · Post by **Sky** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:06 pm

Killian wrote:A lot.

Well welcome to that club too...you thought that "8 times in one day" back in high school was good...just wait till you have kids.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:30 pm

PSUFAN wrote:

Mrs. IndyFrisco just whacked him upside the head, just to be sure...

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:27 pm

preemptive, so you don't cheat with your hand.

sorry, I'll stop with the shitty jokes

T1B

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