Sunburn Treatment

[Jack]

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and
gets a horrible sunburn. He is taken to the hospital by

ambulance and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed

with second degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister and noting the
severe pain he is in, the doctor goes ahead and prescribes
continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a
sedative and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who is rather astounded, asks,

"What good will Viagra do for him now, Doctor?"

"It'll keep the sheets off his legs."

[Shoalzie]

I chuckled...

Unwar sunburns

[The phantorino]

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