Barren Down The Hatches Poptart!

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:56 am

Yikes!

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:58 am

That's some Autumn Wind.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:59 am

Yeah and sliver me timbers while yer at it.

I tihnk it's safe to say we won't be seeing you in "pirates of the caribbean 3 - revenge of the jewfro", Jess.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:28 am

That might send him to Dennis Jones' locker.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:33 am

I just want to hang out in the crows next.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:34 am

I KNEW I was fucked in the ass when JCT ran me from the United States.

Damn this ..........

Look, I can't understand a damn thing I hear on the news reports here, Jess, so I'm countin' on YOU to see me through this crisis.

I live not far from Seoul.

If Maria, Bopha, or Saomai come 'barren' down on me, my plan is to ejaculate to China.

Keep me updated, friend.

ty

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:49 am

Yo Ho Ho's
It's a Private's Wife for me.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:51 am

I hope the Typhus misses poptat's hooch.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:56 am

Harry Morgan was a bad ass pirate.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:57 am

No way poptart emasculates the Chinese, they are born with bad jeans.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:58 am

"Tart is going to be the next Mow Say Tongue

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:29 am

JCT wrote:Harry Morgan was a bad ass pirate.

...you mean Sherman T Porter???

'tart will be the next Dong Hyung No.....btw.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:10 am

Hey Jess wasn' t the name of that shitty-ass sardine can of a car you bought a pontiac sun glint?

Well if it was stolen recently I have good information it's on the way towards poptarts place.

Yo, ho and a bottle of Dum.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:52 am

Pop if someone name Dong tries to sell you a dingy boat cracken thar bone for rum before you decide,

AJ · Post by AJ » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:31 pm

Avast, ye weighty!!!

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:45 pm

Too many RACKS to be doled out in this here thread.

'Aaaaargh and raise the Jahhry Lodger

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:09 pm

Rack JCT, e, Y2K and R-Jack. Unrack Roach.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:13 pm

You sayin' my asian pilate wasn't cool ? Fine then.

socal · Post by **socal** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:01 pm

Though Roach may have let the cat out of the bag, I don't think Jess can whether this storm.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:25 pm

Are those considered topical stores or Thai phones?

socal · Post by **socal** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:15 pm

Why do you haight America?

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:34 pm

socal wrote:Why do you haight America?

Want me to come over there and kick your ashbury?

socal · Post by **socal** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:53 pm

Turn on, tune in, and draw pout.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:07 pm

Timothy Reary's dead

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:25 pm

Mikey wrote:Are those considered topical stores or Thai phones?

I would have gone with "ointments" rather than "stores" but still, it was funny.

helmet · Post by **helmet** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:48 pm

A W Cohen post is rare
do ya know what i'm sayin to you?
(I think I got involuntarily quit from The Band.net, btw)

Jess, you are a fucking waist of space. You aren't worth the thyme of day. I wouldn't even piss on yew if you were on fire. Get cancer and dye.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:12 am

helmet wrote:A W Cohen post is rare
do ya know what i'm sayin to you?
(I think I got involuntarily quit from The Band.net, btw)

Jess, you are a fucking waist of space. You aren't worth the thyme of day. I wouldn't even piss on yew if you were on fire. Get cancer and dye.

Whatever happened to Biggie, anyway?

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:47 am

Wow you're really dumb.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:32 am

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:59 am

Thanks for the heads-up, Jess.

My hatches are bare.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:12 pm

I always enjoy starting the day with a good "barren down the hatches" post.

It's probably also a good idea to man the fo'shizzle mast.

Uncle Fess, 1st Mate

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:14 pm

And to think we almost made it a month before this shitassed thread got bumped.

Rip City

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:09 pm

Fucking Archive this thread. An absolute classic - BODE to all for a great job. I'm jellyous