ABC Is Using Subliminal Messaging In The OSU/Tejas Game !!!

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:35 am

They have to be. It's the only possible explanation for my wanting to blow Colt McCoy. If I WAS going to have a "star crush," it'd be someone that looks older than "12 or 13" in his helmet.

This announce team is just really annoying the living piss out of me. Herbie sounds like he's about to bust a Bucknut every time OSU does anything run-of-the-mill. Also, am I the only one who thinks that the guy that McCoy saved or whatever looks like he's about to fall over again, on national TV no less...?

I can only imagine if Colt ran over there and gave him CPR if he DID keep over. I'm pretty sure every announcer there would let Colt f*ck their wife at that point. ...except Mushburger, 'cause he'd rather bob the knob himself.

the_ouskull

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:37 am

how many times are they going to tell the story about McCoy swimming across the lake? thats the 8th time we've heard that story today

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:54 am

SoCalTrjn wrote:how many times are they going to tell the story about McCoy swimming across the lake? thats the 8th time we've heard that story today

I'm sure you can't get enough of T Brown getting arrested and tasered.

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:01 am

Its not like he saved the dude himself, he swam 300 yards and ran 60 yards, mix in a 1 mile bike ride and he might be at special olympics triathalon level.

seems like McCoys dad who helped secure the guy and keep him from falling off the dock and into the lake was more of a hero

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:40 am

Even though I hate Tejas more than the British hate teeth, if Colt's dad deserves a medal for anything, it's for having a son named Colt freaking McCoy who became the QB at Tejas.

It'd be like having a kid named Crack Rock being the QB at Miami. Or having a kid named Macon Babies be the QB at BYU.

It's madness.

the_ouskull

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:43 am

...and no, it's impossible to get enough of the Tejas idiot being tasered. I only wish 1) it was his face, and 2) it was his ass, and 3) that they were telling the truth about whose car, drugs, etc... it was instead of having the FORMER player bail out the CURRENT player.

Also, you think he'd still be on the team at OU? Yeah. EXPECT to hear some shit from us...

the_ouskull

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:53 am

I guess it makes us even since horn fans can't get enough of Bomar or you lack of defense.

I have had to mute the TV, I can't listen to these announcers.

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:56 am

Believe the Heupel wrote:Brandon Everage and Paul Thompson both remind you about glass houses, D.

Paul Thompson? When did he do drugs or jack a plasma TV from someone's house? Also, Stoops seems like he's gotten a lot harsher SINCE Brandon Everage... that was kind of the point I was making anyway. I even thought of him when I was typing the original.

So he can't drive. At least it WAS his weed. :D

the_ouskull

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:05 am

I thought of something that bothers me even more...

The announcers talking about Mack making such about bad coaching decision when he used his challenge. I don't see how it really matters WHEN you use your challenge. Both times, it was obvious anyway and he shouldn't have used it the first time, but he did... So what? I'm tired of people calling him a bad coach...

...cause then the AD at Tejas might start believing it and fire him and then hire someone who actually CAN coach. That would suck. When Vince left, Mack took the 50 Cent out of his I-Pod and now he's losing to tOSU. He's lost his MoJo.

the_ouskull

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:14 am

What was that shit on Mack's lip just now?

Is he hip to the herp?

the_ouskull

Post Script -- I forgot how much fun it was to see Tejas fans with that look on their face. Shit I'm in a good mood right now. I wish I wasn't sick or I'd go out and chase some strange ass.

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:14 am

Mack trusted his player when he made the challenge. And they didn't have the advantage of sitting in the living room watching the replay.

Mack is such a bad coach he got beat by TCU, Tech and almost beat by Tulsa, UAB and Baylor.

Oh, wait, that wasn't Mack.

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:29 am

Which is a shame, 'cause Chizik is a beast.

the_ouskull

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:43 am

Chizik should be the head coach at Mississippi State next year.

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 4:47 am

Chizik is holding out for a real program. Look for him to go to Miami, UCLA, or even Michigan.

Texas is starting a freshmen QB playing the #1 team in the country. Davis ran a offense that protected him, but don't think the play calling was the problem. Execution was the real problem not play calling.

Right now Texas is still the defending champion and the okies are still struggling to beat teams that finished 2-9 the year before. We may have lost and you may have won, but look at the quality of opponent both teams faced.

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:04 am

Oh, no DOUBT OSU is a better team than Washington. I'm just glad to see you lose. :D

the_ouskull

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:05 am

maybe it was Mack sucking off the refs before the game instead of McCaunaghey, that might explain that big ass herp on his lip