Name the one poster from the idiot boards you want back

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:46 am

Mace wrote:ankle biters like you

Oh, this is rich.

Mace drops my name in a random post, a post which followed NO prior exchanges between us, and I'M THE ANKLE BITER?

Do you even understand what "ankle biter" means, dipshit?

Furthermore, I can count on one hand how many times I've addressed you in the seven years I've been posting here. But I guess I'm an "ankle biter."

Your "stance" is meaningless

So, uhh, why are you provoking me into a debate about it, dumbshit? Remember this:

just like the less than memorable posters on this board that will someday disappear ('sup, MGO).

If it's so "meaningless" why did you bring it up, you contradicting fuck? Don't you see how you've...I hate to say it..."kicked your own ass"?

Mace, look, bro. This smack stuff really isn't that hard. You don't have to be super clever, a brilliant writer, or even that dedicated to hold your own. Just do not, I repeat, DO NOT, use your own fucking words to make yourself look foolish. That's the key. If the opponent outwits you, sobeit. Not much you can do about that. You take your cap off to the guy, and hit the drawing board. But good god man, when you come in here and start randomly referencing a guy you later claim to be an ankle biter, and later claim to have "forgotten about," then christ gramps, you're literally begging for a pileon.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:11 am

Derron wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: But nowhere near your level of stupidity. So you got that going for you.
Put together much more than one sentence statements ??

Apparently so. Math class was mighty rough for you, eh?

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:31 am

Biggie Cohen
Dinsdale Pirahna
enolc
Bootie Lover
Bootie Lover's Cat
LunchboxenthalsDeadPuppy

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:56 am

Wilson was a dick.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:06 am

smackaholic wrote:I miss Hulk Troll and his epcot plungering of frag.

Put ear to ground.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:10 am

Nah.

I blew him up a couple times, and he never called me.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:51 pm

orcinus wrote:Nah.

I blew him a couple times, and he never called me.

With the quality of your posts, I am sure your head giving was not any better.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:56 pm

Derron wrote:
orcinus wrote:Nah.

I blew him a couple times, and he never called me.
With the quality of your posts, I am sure your head giving was not any better.

Sounds like you’re just itching to show off your skills.

fix · Post by **fix** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:44 am

CarlSpackler
TheReverendFreshmaker
Python
elgrandepeehole

And of course:

purplerox
Scritti

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:05 am

First off, mace...you've been around just as long as anybody, and you still haven't figured out how this "quote" shit works, huh?

The "kicking your own ass" brand of smack is so....uhhh....TVO-like.

But you did "KYOA"...therefore, I exploited it. Other people in this thread seemed to find your absentmindedness rather amusing, as well.

I just picked you from a long list of less than memorable posters on this board

Huh? You'd think such a list wouldn't be so long...you know, considering how "less than memorable" we are.

Psssst - by the way, there's a one word description for "less than memorable." It's called: "unmemorable."

Seriously, though, Mace, where exactly were you planning on going with this whole "you're not memorable" thing, and why did you think it was such a brilliant idea?

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:30 am

Some good nominations so far. But this thread is well into three pages, and no one has mentioned Dr Bob? :?

A few others who haven't yet been mentioned:

Lawman
Dame
DMA

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:31 pm

Quick question -- are you people retarded?

Read the thread title again, morons.

Pretty fucking sure he's referring to "idiot boards" when he says "idiot boards."

Like f'rinstance -- Tardtrain, The tards.bedwet, Stucknut...

Light coming on yet, idiots?

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:40 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote: Lawman

a straight up asswipe......

JaysFan wrote: purplerox
Scritti

I miss those guys.......

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:41 pm

Don't kill the moment Dins... even though you make a valid point.

Anyway, Mace Johnson is right.

When he cracked MGblOw, I was thinking TVblOw should be included... and then? Yes, TVblOw shows up.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:49 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Don't kill the moment Dins....

that's like telling me not to breathe.......

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:54 pm

He is right about the square-headed deck screws. They are the #2 size heads and are razor sharp.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:57 pm

If you bucky up for the expensive Deckmate screws, they'll take either a phillips OR square drive, giving Deckmate the BODE.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:59 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Read the thread title again, morons.

I was going to say something, but the hijacking had gone on for so long, that I just said "fuggit, the subject has changed...whether intentionally or unintentionally."

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:01 pm

Yes, the Deckmate ones are coated and have that anodized blue looking drive specifically made for those. They come in the Red boxes or the cream colored boxes. Those square head screws have a slot at the tip so they don't chip the wood... kind of along the lines of the "self-tapping" idear.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:09 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:"self-tapping".

I'll take things JTR does on a Friday night for $200

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:11 pm

It's all about the Deckmate Bode...

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:16 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:"self-tapping".
I'll take things JTR does every night for $200

FTFY

Cicatrix · Post by **Cicatrix** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:47 pm

No mention of Caddie?

She was nailz.

Some Damn Retard · Post by **Some Damn Retard** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 9:05 pm

The Booty Lover

Nish beat him more thoroughly than most I've ever seen.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:32 am

Mace,

I must interject here... You are dealing with a "literalist" in the form of MGO. While TVO is not known for his height advantage, I'm going to have to throw the challenge flag out on the field to where said he was a little taller than one of them.

PL · Post by PL » Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:47 pm

Where has Toddowen been?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:28 pm

PL wrote:Where has Toddowen been?

[fingerscrossed]

[/fingerscrossed]