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YD · Post by YD » Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:10 pm

Invictus wrote:
timmay wrote:the demon is at Luth's door?

High above Manhattan town
what lurks and has a shape like that...

They came in under the radar
when our backs were turned around
In a fleet of lincoln town cars
they rolled to our town

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Sep 13, 2006 9:28 pm

Invictus wrote:This thread will be headed to the archives in a bit. Let me "weigh" in about the portly pepper pot of a wife:
RumpleForeskin wrote:To be fair.....so you know more about me. Here is a pic of my wife and her friend. Friend is left and Wife is right.

Rump, I'm sure many others on here have wives who may be fatter and uglier that yours is but they were not/are not stupid enough to post a picture of their heiffer of a wife. I guess you should get a pat on the back for being proud of your wife so much that you would do what is akin to throwing chum to a sea of vicious great white sharks. Surely you must have lurked around here for a bit and seen how nasty people can be. If so, why would you expect a different response when you post a picture of your state fair ribbon winning wife? If I didn't know any better, judging by the pale complexion of your wife, the overly arched eyebrows, the dyed, dirty blonde hair and the mass of chins and tits all straining to get out of that sausage casing of a shirt, I'd swear you were some project black man with permed hair and a couple of gold teeth. Your wife is the kind of white woman I see n.iggers fighting over on "Cheaters." She is no prize but if you love her, then fuck what others say right?

Oh, welcome RF! Hope this doesn't keep you from posting in the future. You will undoubtedly get labeled a tard but people may gain a modest respect for you if you continue to hang around and "fuck with us." Cutting and running, although I don't think is your style, would be a bad idea at this point.

See it through.

^^^ That pretty much deserves a rack.

Although I would be a tad more charitable: considering the crew in here, despite the nasty comments directed at RF's wife, the overwhelming majority, as in at least 99%, of us probably would be willing to lay the pipe to her if she was up for it. Having said that, for those of us who actually love our wives, posting a pic of her on this board probably isn't the brightest idea in the world.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:31 pm

A balck man is willing to fuck white womens?

Tell me you new...

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:23 pm

mvscal wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:despite the nasty comments directed at RF's wife, the overwhelming majority, as in at least 99%, of us probably would be willing to lay the pipe to her if she was up for it.
Fukkin A.

That isn't his wife, though.

According to Rumpledshittroll, it’s his wife. And for the record, I’ve nailed roughly a hundred women in my life (‘sup Dinsdale, May 1997), and none of them approached that she-beast in either total mass or ugliness. No thanks.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:32 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:despite the nasty comments directed at RF's wife, the overwhelming majority, as in at least 99%, of us probably would be willing to lay the pipe to her if she was up for it.
Fukkin A.

That isn't his wife, though.
According to Rumpledshittroll, it’s his wife. And for the record, I’ve nailed roughly a hundred women in my life (‘sup Dinsdale, May 1997), and none of them approached that she-beast in either total mass or ugliness. No thanks.

BULLFUCKINGSHIT....

I will go with Terry on that.... most of us would lay the meat to her if given that chance...and although I cannot claim Jabar like you, I tagged a few... and I guarantee you there were one or 5 "chunky" women in there, and over all they sucked like a Hoover and were generally a good fuck....there is no such thing as a bad piece of ass... few beers, little chronic, and 2 am rolls around and she looks pretty damn good....better than no nut at all....but I am sure you would rather jerk it than let her knob you....

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:57 pm

Derron wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
mvscal wrote: Fukkin A.

That isn't his wife, though.
According to Rumpledshittroll, it’s his wife. And for the record, I’ve nailed roughly a hundred women in my life (‘sup Dinsdale, May 1997), and none of them approached that she-beast in either total mass or ugliness. No thanks.
BULLFUCKINGSHIT....

I will go with Terry on that.... most of us would lay the meat to her if given that chance...and although I cannot claim Jabar like you, I tagged a few... and I guarantee you there were one or 5 "chunky" women in there, and over all they sucked like a Hoover and were generally a good fuck....there is no such thing as a bad piece of ass... few beers, little chronic, and 2 am rolls around and she looks pretty damn good....better than no nut at all....but I am sure you would rather jerk it than let her knob you....

No bullshit, just stating fact. I have never, and would never, tag something as large and nasty as that. I understand that you would, Derron, and with little concern whether it was male or female.

Trollfessor · Post by **Trollfessor** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:26 pm

Gotta go with Goober here, never have and never will tag something that large. But Goob, she ain't nasty, come on now, look at that smile.

She may be a sweat hog, but she's not a nasty sweat hog.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:30 pm

A coupla questions must be answered --

Is it a sunday or monday morning, between the hours of 1:30 - 2:30 AM?

Have I had -

A) More than a twelver,

or

B) Less than a twelver?

These variables would have significant bearing on my answer.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:34 pm

I have and would again. Probably in the next 24 hours.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:36 pm

Addendum: There always has been and always will be rather large amounts of beer and/or booze involved. It makes me less ashamed of myself.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:49 pm

ElvisMonster wrote:Addendum: There always has been and always will be rather large amounts of beer and/or booze involved. It makes me less ashamed of myself.

It's the fuel that allows beastly chicks like FNG's OL to get laid.

And mental illness and blindness are the catalysts to them getting married.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:51 pm

Dinsdale wrote:A coupla questions must be answered --

Is it a sunday or monday morning, between the hours of 1:30 - 2:30 AM?

If you don't know that ^

Then the answer to this:

Have I had -

A) More than a twelver,

or

B) Less than a twelver?

Would be yes.

and for the record.

NO FAT CHICKS.

Even drunk off my ass I could pull better than that fashionably dressed sow.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:59 pm

Fat chicks are much like Slinkies --

Very little in the way of any real value, but fun as all hell to watch fall down a flight of stairs.

pron · Post by **pron** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:09 pm

Fat chicks are like riding a moped, fun to ride but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one.

Jacktown Smack · Post by **Jacktown Smack** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:36 pm

I've railed a few roughly of her girth in my day. Slumps need busting, gentlemen. Friends need friends to jump on the odd landmine. If one of the boys wanted to punish Wife's Friend in that pic but Wife wouldn't let the party get started, you feed me a few Surfer on Acids (or is it Surfers on Acid...who the fuck knows), I would belly flop on that grenade for my boy so he could get his tic-tac wet.

If you say you "never have, never will", you lie. You're a guy. She has a snapper-trap. You'd dive in in a heartbeat.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:38 pm

pron wrote:Fat chicks are like riding a moped, fun to ride but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one.

Hey, that's pretty funny.

Sin,
1984

HA! That's funny. I've never heard that joke before.

Sin,
Deaf People

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:43 pm

Jacktown Smack wrote:I've railed a few roughly of her girth in my day. Slumps need busting, gentlemen. Friends need friends to jump on the odd landmine. If one of the boys wanted to punish Wife's Friend in that pic but Wife wouldn't let the party get started, you feed me a few Surfer on Acids (or is it Surfers on Acid...who the fuck knows), I would belly flop on that grenade for my boy so he could get his tic-tac wet.

^^^^ Posts like someone who has actually gone out with the boys tagging strange before.

Others in this thread...not so much.

I've taken some SERIOUS lumps "for the team." And I've had the favor returned. That's how it works.

The fact remains, I never married any of them...hell, I rarely even got a first name out of the deal...and they sure never got my real one.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 8:26 pm

Sorry, but no. I never thought about it, but Dins raised an interesting point. I never approached chasing women as a group activity. If I was out with a few buddies, and someone spotted a female they were interested in, it was up to them to close the deal on their own. OK to make smalltalk with her ugly friend, but don’t expect me to pleasure that beast just so’s you can nail a hottie. I never expected that of any of them either, never needed it.

Of course, I worked regular shifts as a bartender during my single days, and that’s where I acquired a significant number of temporary girlfriends. Never needed any “wingman” for those, as they had no expectations of me hooking up their fat, ugly friends with other bartenders.

A woman like RumpledShitstain’s wife makes my hand look pretty, even without a manicure.

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:33 pm

Dude's wife looks like KCFATPAUL in drag........... :paul:

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:50 pm

Jacktown Smack wrote:I've railed a few roughly of her girth in my day. Slumps need busting, gentlemen. Friends need friends to jump on the odd landmine. If one of the boys wanted to punish Wife's Friend in that pic but Wife wouldn't let the party get started, you feed me a few Surfer on Acids (or is it Surfers on Acid...who the fuck knows), I would belly flop on that grenade for my boy so he could get his tic-tac wet.

If you say you "never have, never will", you lie. You're a guy. She has a snapper-trap. You'd dive in in a heartbeat.

This man speaks the truth. ASS is ASS is ASS. I guess all you guys are a bunch of Chippendale faggots anway, so fancy yourself a fucking Addonis that every chick will just drop trou for. Chances are most of you woul get rejected for "Red neck Weekly", so go ahead and jerk off, since you all have to have hottie 20 something slim ass blondes to get your miniscule dicks wet.

OK to make smalltalk with her ugly friend, but don’t expect me to pleasure that beast just so’s you can nail a hottie.

Did this wingman thing a couple of times. Once it got me a fucking blowjob for about 3 hours ( had a bit to drink), and another one just fucked me silly. But you know what, 3 weeks later I tagged her friend, and about 4 months later hooked up with the other hottie at a party and drilled her ass. In fact drilled her ass for about 4 months...paid my dues and got the reward.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:00 am

I was trying to decide if I could hit that or not and realized that she's so fat, she's got to have a snizz like a Velveeta grilled cheese sandwich. No thanks.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:01 am

yeah but think of the spare change, cheeseburgers and the occasional remote control you might find under those jugs. At the very least it'll give you something to think about to drive the smell of week old bacon out of your head.

Terry in Crapchester · Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:42 am

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:19 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:yeah but think of the spare change, cheeseburgers and the occasional remote control you might find under those jugs. At the very least it'll give you something to think about to drive the smell of week old bacon out of your head.

That and you could watch a movie on that fivehead while you search...

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:41 pm

Going to the "my wife is fat" card wasn't at all part of my thought process when I posted the pic.

What are we to think of your thought process (surely no plural), my friend?

I'll give her this...she's packing some serious breastmeat. Some fatties have small tits, on top of their yards of flesh.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:44 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Some fatties have small tits, on top of their yards of flesh.

I always thought that was GOD and G0D showing that they had a sense of humor. After all, unless you're trying to attract a black guy, what's good about being fat except for the bigger yams?

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:46 pm

Fat Bottomed Girl gonna take me home tonight.

Sin,

Freddie Mercury

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:53 pm

Placement in the tit/gut ratio is crucial. Also, if her neck is wider than her head, beam me up, Scotty.

YD · Post by YD » Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:25 pm

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:30 pm

If you need a machete to get to the "gap between the thighs", seek help.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:01 pm

Derron wrote:Fat Bottomed Guy gonna take me home tonight.

Sin,

Freddie Mercury

ftfy

MikeInThaVille · Post by **MikeInThaVille** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:51 pm

Even I think this threarde has been a waste of posts.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:53 pm

Another newb? Is your wife another hulking monstrosity?

YD · Post by YD » Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:11 pm

slowly back away from theoneboard mike.

don't make any sudden movements

don't break eye contact

just back up.

phew

MikeInThaVille · Post by **MikeInThaVille** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:27 pm

Dont worry Timmuh, this was only a cameo, they couldnt handle my apricot rasslin threardes and our epoch radio show

YD · Post by YD » Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:32 pm

see now this is silly. you are totally posting in here because you think this is getting archived.

I'm right huh?

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:15 am

timmay wrote:see now this is silly. you are totally posting in here because you think this is getting archived.

I'm right huh?

Only if he offers up a pic of his OL as well.

MikeInThaVille · Post by **MikeInThaVille** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:26 am

Let's face it Timmuh, this pacle just isnt ready for the post whore that is me. Im sure these guys wanna know all the insider info about teh rasslin, but Im not sure they can handle it

BTW how good is :moth: ?
Bacon kicks its arse, but it was worth a mention.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:47 pm

I blame you, timmay.

MikeInThaVille · Post by **MikeInThaVille** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:47 pm

EM like you (or someone tr00ling as you) havent tarded up SN with your little top ten power rankings.

And Timmay, now you know how I feel when GonBald joined over there