Top Five and Bottom Five

KUTTER · Post by **KUTTER** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:23 pm

Pending the MNF game...

1. Indy
2. Atlanta
3. Baltimore
4. San Diego
5. Chicago

28. Houston
29. Carolina
30. Washington
31. Tampa
32. Oakland

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:31 pm

Top 5

1 Chicago
2 Indy
3 Atlanta
4 Pitt / Jax Winner
5 BMore

Sorry Charger Fans, but wins over the 2 worst teams in the league don't get you a top 5 spot

Bottom 5

28. Cleveland
29. Houston
31. Green Bay
31. Tennessee
32. Oakland

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:57 pm

KUTTER wrote:Pending the MNF game...

1. Indy
2. Atlanta
3. Baltimore
4. San Diego
5. Chicago

28. Houston
29. Carolina
30. Washington
31. Tampa
32. Oakland

tampa's two losses are to two of your top three teams......uhhhh....

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:00 pm

KC Scott wrote:Top 5

1 Chicago
2 Indy
3 Atlanta
4 Pitt / Jax Winner
5 BMore

Sorry Charger Fans, but wins over the 2 worst teams in the league don't get you a top 5 spot

Bottom 5

28. Cleveland
29. Houston
31. Green Bay
31. Tennessee
32. Oakland

But wins against the Pukers and Kitties gets Chicago the #1 spot?

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:08 pm

DallasFanatic wrote:
KC Scott wrote:Top 5

1 Chicago
2 Indy
3 Atlanta
4 Pitt / Jax Winner
5 BMore

Sorry Charger Fans, but wins over the 2 worst teams in the league don't get you a top 5 spot

Bottom 5

28. Cleveland
29. Houston
31. Green Bay
31. Tennessee
32. Oakland
But wins against the Pukers and Kitties gets Chicago the #1 spot?

Good Point -

It is really too early to do this shit, since your not seeing the top teams going head to head, but what the hell -

feel free to put your top 5 in and I'll get my BB Gun ready

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:21 pm

OF COURSE kutter has the 'Skins in the bottom 3. No blinding irrational Baltimoron hatred there, nope, nada, naught.

moon · Post by **moon** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:42 pm

1. Indy
2. Pitts
3. Chicago
4. San Diego
5. Seattle

28. Cleveland
29. Houston
30. Green Bay
31. Tennessee
32. Oakland

See You Next Wednesday · Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:11 pm

1. Indy
2. Baltimore
3. Chicage
4. Atlanta
5. San Diego

28. Oakland
29. Oakland
30. Oakland
31. Oakland
32. Oakland

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:12 pm

Top 5

1 Chicago
2 Indy
3 San Diego
4 Bmore
5 Pitt

Bottom 5

28. Cleveland
29. Houston
31. Green Bay
31. Tennessee
32. Oakland

Can't say I really disagreed with your picks Scott. Its just that your logic was jacked up. While the Chargers and Bears have played horrible teams, they have dominated those teams and deserve a top 5 ranking.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:25 pm

T REX wrote:
KUTTER wrote:Pending the MNF game...

1. Indy
2. Atlanta
3. Baltimore
4. San Diego
5. Chicago

28. Houston
29. Carolina
30. Washington
31. Tampa
32. Oakland
Oakland's two losses are to two of your top three teams......uhhhh....

fixed.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:29 pm

Sirfindafold wrote:
T REX wrote:
KUTTER wrote:Pending the MNF game...

1. Indy
2. Atlanta
3. Baltimore
4. San Diego
5. Chicago

28. Houston
29. Carolina
30. Washington
31. Tampa
32. Oakland
Oakland's two losses are to two of your top three teams......uhhhh....

fixed.

Actually its two of the top four teams, but we get your point :wink:

A.C. Crut · Post by **A.C. Crut** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:47 pm

1. Baltimore
2. Indianapolis
3. Atlanta
4. Seattle
5. Pittsburgh

28. Oakland
29. Houston
30. Detroit
31. Tampa Bay Devil Rays
32. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:31 pm

1 - Baltimore
2 - Indy
3 - Atlanta
4 - San Diego
5 - Chicago

28 - Houston
29 - Tampa Bay
30 - Cleveland
31 - Green Bay
32 - Oakland

Cosmo Kramer · Post by **Cosmo Kramer** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:01 pm

2 weeks into the season and a top 5 list......Fucking idiots!

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:06 pm

I notice how you don't argue your team being in the bottom 5. What a piece of shit team.

peter dragon · Post by **peter dragon** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:02 pm

no love for the bengals in this thread...

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:04 pm

peter dragon wrote:no love for the bengals in this thread...

I'm not hating on the Bengals, but I think Palmer needs to face a real defense to see how far he has come mentally regarding that knee. If he responds well against Pittsburgh than I will definitely have them in the top 5.

Shine · Post by **Shine** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:08 pm

But seeing Rivers against the vaunted Rayduh and Titans D was enough to put them in your top 5??

HockeyMom · Post by **HockeyMom** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:18 am

TOP 5
1. CHARGERS
2. SEATTLE
3. ATLANTA
4. CINCINATTI
5. BALTIMORE

Bottom 5
28. MIAMI
29. DETROIT
30. TENNESSEE
31. HOUSTON
32. GREENBAY

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:40 am

Shine wrote:But seeing Rivers against the vaunted Rayduh and Titans D was enough to put them in your top 5??

DF -

See what happens when you participate?

Far better to set on the sidelines and chuck rocks

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:08 am

OK after 3 weeks......

1. Bears (Rex Grossman MVP? - welcome to Bizzaro world)
2. Bengals (Biggest obstacle could be Ohio Penal system)
3. Seahawks (running game looked bad before we knew Shaun was lame)
4. Colts (Can't run the ball, can't stop the run - yea that's a recipe for playoff success)
5. Ravens - (vs. Clowns and you can't cover 3 stinking points?)

28. Bucs ('Splain Simms Spleen disappearing like the O Line?)
29. Lions (Made Favre look 35 again - props on the sucktitude)
30. Texans (yea, Mario Williams was the answer if the question was "How do you fuck up the #1 pick in the draft)
31. Titans (Better than I thought or is Miami much, much worse?)
32. Raiduhs (Covered the spread vs. the Bye)

Other observations:

Gee the Jets are scoring points now that Herman Edwards is gone - color me shocked.

I now think San Diego has a legit shot to beat Bmore next week.

Bsmack's Steelers suck and his bagels are in the toilet. I told ya man, last year was the peak. Eat a bullet now.

The Tardinals will be better with Leinert than Warner - Warner needs to check up if that grocery shelve stocking gig is still open. If he could hold on to the fucking cans,

The Giants are gonna fucking Implode - Not if but when. Coughlin may get canned mid season.

You can only go cheap for soooo long before it catches up with you. Welcome to January at home Bob Kraft.

m2 is a tard and the 49ers may win 5 games.

Dolphins are by far the biggest bust of this season.

Saints karma is a killer right now - but eventually teams with better talent win.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 12:38 pm

I really can't disagree with any of your pics. I will put the rocks back in my pockets

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:16 pm

I disagree with any list that doesn't have the Texans at rock bottom. The 'duhs would smoke the Texans. Hell the Div II Redskins made them look like a Pop Warner team. Bob McNair should hang his head in shame for fielding such a team.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:16 pm

Week 3

1 - Bengals
2 - Colts
3 - Bears
4 - Seahawks
5 - Broncos

28 - Bucs
29 - Lions
30 - Texans
31 - Titans
32 - Raiders

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:27 pm

KC Scott wrote:Bsmack's Steelers suck and his bagels are in the toilet. I told ya man, last year was the peak. Eat a bullet now.

Yea, that trade for Alexander is looking REAL good. By the time he comes back, your playoff hopes will be as viable as those of the Chiefs and their brain damaged QB.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:55 pm

xtremeplzr wrote:TOP 5
1. CHARGERS
2. SEATTLE
3. ATLANTA
4. CINCINATTI
5. BALTIMORE

Bottom 5
28. MIAMI
29. DETROIT
30. TENNESSEE
31. HOUSTON
32. GREENBAY

..uh sweetie...didja forget the Raiduhs??? Thought so

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:07 pm

1. Bengals (Biggest obstacle could be Ohio Penal system) - Nice one Scott!
2. Chargers - will whack a Raven team this week that barely got by the Browns
3. Bears - defense defense and more defense
4. Seahawks - won't miss a beat with Morris runnin' the show
5. Colts - Jax should be here instead, but failed to close

28. Lions - underachivers
29. Browns - No Oline, no running game, no chance
30. Texans - Paging Gary Kubiak your flight to Denver is departing
31. Titans - Team taking more lumps than it should because of meddling owner
32. Raiduhs - See above.......bwhahaha

moon · Post by **moon** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:26 pm

1. Indy
2. Chicago
3. Bengals
4. San Diego
5. Denver

28. Tampa Bay
29. Detroit
30. Houston
31. Tennessee
32. Oakland

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:40 pm

1. Bears
2. Colts
3. Jags
4. Seahwks
5. Vikings

28. Chiefs
29. Bucs
30. Titans
31. Raiders
32. Texans

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:03 pm

^^^^

Vikings over the Bengals in your Top 5?????????

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:08 pm

Cicero wrote:^^^^

Vikings over the Bengals in your Top 5?????????

Yep.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:26 pm

BSmack wrote:
Cicero wrote:^^^^

Vikings over the Bengals in your Top 5?????????
Yep.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:31 pm

BSmack wrote:
Cicero wrote:^^^^

Vikings over the Bengals in your Top 5?????????
Yep.

I laffed.........

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:36 pm

Felix wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Cicero wrote:^^^^

Vikings over the Bengals in your Top 5?????????
Yep.
I laffed.........

Logic clouded by Bri's Bias?

Hillary out front should have warned you.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:36 pm

mvscal wrote:
Cicero wrote:^^^^ Vikings over the Bengals in your Top 5?????????
Better known as Bitter Bitch Syndrome.

They just lost Thurman for the year and now comes the news that Chris Henry has violated his probation/bail agreements by hurling out the window while Thurman was being booked for DUI. So you can kiss his ass goodbye for at least 4 weeks, if not more. The Bengals should be on top of the world after having a win gift wrapped for them by the Steelers. Instead they're falling apart.

http://news.cincypost.com/apps/pbcs.dll ... 9/1035/SPT

But hey, feel free to not factor in reality when making your "power rankings".

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:51 pm

BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Cicero wrote:^^^^ Vikings over the Bengals in your Top 5?????????
Better known as Bitter Bitch Syndrome.
They just lost Thurman for the year and now comes the news that Chris Henry has violated his probation/bail agreements by hurling out the window while Thurman was being booked for DUI. So you can kiss his ass goodbye for at least 4 weeks, if not more. The Bengals should be on top of the world after having a win gift wrapped for them by the Steelers. Instead they're falling apart.

http://news.cincypost.com/apps/pbcs.dll ... 9/1035/SPT

But hey, feel free to not factor in reality when making your "power rankings".

B-

I don't think the loss of Henry will make that much of a difference now that Housh is back. Thurman hasn't factored into the Bengals games this year. The fact that the Bengals beat the Steelers in light of all the distractions is proof that they are a good team.

Your anti-Bengal, pro-Steeler bias is noted. Now move on.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:52 pm

BSmack wrote:
But hey, feel free to not factor in reality when making your "power rankings".

and you're number 4 ranked team just lost their MVP......

I'm still laffing.......

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:54 pm

Not a good validation of your picks there, Bri.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:25 pm

Felix wrote:
BSmack wrote:
But hey, feel free to not factor in reality when making your "power rankings".
and you're number 4 ranked team just lost their MVP......

I'm still laffing.......

And your point Pinks?

I happene to think Morris will fill in very well for Alexander. At least for the 4 weeks or so that they need him. If Alexander was gone for the year, that would be a different story.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:26 pm

mvscal wrote:
BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote: Better known as Bitter Bitch Syndrome.
They just lost Thurman for the year and now comes the news that Chris Henry has violated his probation/bail agreements by hurling out the window while Thurman was being booked for DUI. So you can kiss his ass goodbye for at least 4 weeks, if not more. The Bengals should be on top of the world after having a win gift wrapped for them by the Steelers. Instead they're falling apart.

http://news.cincypost.com/apps/pbcs.dll ... 9/1035/SPT

But hey, feel free to not factor in reality when making your "power rankings".
Let's see I've got this right. Bengals lose two scrubs and it knocks them out of the top five, but the Shehawks lose Shaun Alexander and they're at 4?

Is that right? Did I miss something? Help me out here.

Thurman was their leading tackler last year. Some scrub dumbass. Learn something about football and get back to me.

T1B

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